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The fallen princess
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Once upon a time in a magical land on a sparkling street called 5th Ave lived a beautiful girl. She had a wonderful boyfriend who she adored and a loyal group of friends who would do anything for her. Everyone wanted to be her friend, or at least wanted her to not hate them. She had it all. That is, until scandal struck and she was left with nothing. And who could this fallen princess be? Why, none other than our very own Blair Waldorf! Oh, poor Blair. It really was a shame if you ask me. Blair knew the rules of how to play the Upper East Side game (I mean, come on she pretty much invented them). But then Blair broke the rules, fully aware of the repercussions. Blair played with fire and boy, did she get burned. And not just like a little burn mark from a hair straightener but like crazy burn unit victim who was stuck in a fire on the top of the Chrysler Building. With Spring Break ending, it was time for Blair to face the world. She couldn’t just hang out with Dorota and watch Celebrity Rehab all day (though she and Dorota were heavily invested. They were both pulling for Jeff Conaway to get his act together). With the help of her still faithful BFF Serena, Blair decided to finally wash her hair and get out of bed. Leaving the chocolates in the sheets the girls made their way to Constance to face all those who had turned their backs on Blair. Too bad, that was a better idea in theory than in practice. When they arrived at school, Blair was greeted with awkward stares and tons of whispers. And then standing there in the flesh was her one time protégé, little Jenny Humphrey. She was surrounded by Blair’s former group: Isabel, Penelope, Hazel and newbie Elise. As Blair made her way into school, a spoonful of airborne yogurt came flying at her head. It landed right on her bangs and looked like, well frankly, that a pigeon detested her. Where did the yogurt come from? Oh, we all know there’s only one group at Constance who lived off Yoplait. And with that, Blair rushed into the school, her reality far worse than her nightmares.
Always the optimist, Serena wasn’t finished with trying to get Blair back together with her old friends. While sitting on the steps of the Met, Jenny approached Blair and Serena. Serena urged Blair to be nice to her. This could be her chance to make everything right. And surprisingly, that seemed to be just what Jenny was doing. She invited Blair to join them at Butter that night. Serena accepted the invitation on Blair’s behalf and told Jenny she’d be there. Blair was actually kind of excited. Maybe taking over her reign would happen quicker than she thought.
But unfortunately for you Blair, you did a really good job teaching Jenny how to be a bitch. Like a really good job. Blair showed up all decked out at Butter and to her chagrin she was stood up. Blair didn’t start a hissy fight in the middle of the bar. Rather, she acted calm and cool and kept ordering more drinks. Blair Waldorf was not going to be played the fool. She was going to do what she knew best: get revenge. The bitch was back.
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Gossip... gossip... gossip...
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The story of the fall of Blair Waldorf has to go down as one of the greatest tragedies of all time; right between Macbeth and Othello. Blair had it all and then lost it to one little scandal. Okay, to be fair it wasn’t all that little. It was huge. Of epic proportion, even: thinking you might be pregnant and not knowing who the baby daddy is. Oh, how I loved that one. But now spring break is coming to an end and Blair needs to deal with the world. She’s going to have to come out of hiding and finally show her face. We can’t wait to see what that might entail. Get your Paul Labrecque manicured claws out and be ready for the unexpected. Because really anything can happen. Game on.
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Secrets...
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On the Upper East Side, it’s easy to think that the world is exactly as it appears: Refined. Elegant. But sometimes all it takes is one little key to open the door to the wild side. And that door was opened the other night when a few of Constance Billard and St. Jude’s finest decided to throw a pool party; at the school while it was closed. Drugs and alcohol were a plenty. The kids would have gotten away with it but sadly Andrew Collins (the hot soccer play whose mom’s the Broadway star) was playing a little too rough. He slipped and hit his head on a pole and fell right into the pool. Some of the kids ran away as fast as they could while others stuck around to make sure Andrew was okay. Andrew was going to be fine but everyone else? Not so much. A cell phone was left at the pool with pictures of all the people at the party on it. Meet NYC’s newest most wanted: Blair, Serena, Dan, Nate, Chuck, Kati and Isabel.
Unfortunately for them, Constance just got a new Headmistress and she was brutal. Ms. Queller had it out for them all. She wanted to get to the bottom of who was the holder of the key and who initiated the party. Ms. Queller told them all to write 10,000 words describing how they came to be on school property after hours, with alcohol and drugs, where a fellow student almost died. As the kids gathered outside after their debriefing they all made the vow they wouldn’t open their mouths. Dan was reluctant. Sure, he got the whole Skull and Bones thing but really? His future was on the line here. He had a partial scholarship to St. Jude’s. Dan could not risk getting expelled. He needed the school more than the school needed him. If he got suspended or expelled, his parents couldn’t just donate money for a science lab or a new marble lobby. Serena assured him no one would get in trouble. This was just a scare tactic...
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