John Whalen <gcfcjohn>

"Karl Pilkington - Idiot or Genius?!!"

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I AM MAN - HEAR ME ROAR!!

My name is John and I like sandwiches.....there I said it!!

I like Peruvian Pan Pipe music. In my spare time I make bows and arrows for a small indigenous tribe in Papua New Guinea. I used to make wee clog shoes for Irish leprechauns but had to give that up. I like Pandas, Onion rings and Midori...not at the same time tho, that'd be sick!! Oh, I've just remembered, I LOVE green Jelly Babies too. I like eating cold baked beans straight from the tin with Ice Cream and raspberry sauce!! I also make noises like South African Thompson's Gazelle when I'm havin sex!!! I tried Greyhound Racing once but their 4 legs were much faster than my 2 so I gave that up too!! Gotta go...I need a pee!!!

Take care of yourself, and each other!

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January 2006

John Whalen says:

"R.I.P TOMMY BURNS. God bless. " (2 days ago) me too!

Music

Meatloaf, Patti Russo, CC Coletti, Aspen Miller/Vincent, Dire Straits, Snow Patrol, Pearl Aday (Meatloaf's daughter), Jim Steinman, Charlie & The Bhoys, Eire Og, Paddy Reilly, Shebeen, Wolfetones, Dubliners and Luke Kelly, Saw Doctors, Faithless, Dr Hook, Oasis, Eric Clapton, Cream, Willie Nelson, Eva Cassidy, Timmy Mallett, Keith Harris and Orville.

Films

Debbie Does Dallas, Coyote Ugly, Braveheart, Million Dollar Baby, American Pie Trilogy, Moulin Rouge, Trainspotting, Meat Loaf: To Hell and Back, Some Mothers Son, In The Name Of The Father and anything with De Niro in it.

Sports

Football, Celtic, Dalbeattie Star, Kirkgunzeon Cherrypickers.

Favourite Saying

Away and lie in yer ain pish....OR.....Go and take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut....OR....I got the last one, it's your turn!!

Happiest When

I"m together with all my family partying. Cheering on The Bhoys. When McQuarrie gets a round in!!

Legends

Jinky, Karl Pilkington (do a Youtube search!), Henrik Larsson, My late Dad

Top 5 Fave songs.

1. For Crying Out Loud - MeatLoaf 2. White Room - Cream 3. Fields of Athenry - Pete St John 4. Layla - Derek & The Dominoes 5. Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Timmy Mallett

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a) "Woman"(!!) with moustache

b) Long Arm and his inbred mates

c) One eyebrow---nae teeth!

d) Gummy

e) Channel 4's Ugly Betty

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The legend that is....Karl Pilington!!
"So I don't know much about Karl, where do I start?" First stop has to be the podcasts (now classified as audiobooks) where Karl truly shines: -All three seasons of "the Ricky Gervais show" are available on i-tunes or at http://www.audible.co.uk/ricky Yes you have to pay for them but it's such a small amount for the amount of pleasure you will gain. -Also available on itunes are the free video podcasts of 'The Ricky Gervais show'. -XFM have extensive archives of free audio clips of Ricky, Steve and Karl's time at XFM at http://www.xfm.co.uk/Article.asp?id=3673 -YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/) has lots of Karl related stuff, especially good is http://www.youtube.com/w/?v=XFDtbhQlCQM -Karl's book "The World of Karl Pilkington" is available, which is mainly transcripts from the early podcasts. -Websites such as: http://www.karlpilkington.com http://www.rickygervais.com http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/ind... http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Karl_Pi... http://www.karl-pilkington.com/ -And of course the many fan groups of facebook. *********** For an excellent comprehensive, fuller list of Karl audio/video stuff go to http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/forum/vi... ********* Karl on the Culture Show http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvAx0... Karl on the Culture Show II (20/10/07) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xCt7... ********* A 3 Disc set of the Ricky Gervais show featuring the best of the original first series of podcasts plus a hilarious hour long exclusive programme is available now. ********* KP's new book is out on 4th October: "Happy slapped by a jellyfish : The words of Karl Pilkington" by Karl Pilkington http://www.amazon.co.uk/Happy-slapped-jellyfish-words-Pilkington/dp/1405328479/ref=wl_it _dp/026-8947921-7028424ie=UTF8&coliid=I1U2HMYMZKBP WW&colid=2A7FPCZ4HNKKD ********* Karl features on one of Ricky's new video podcasts, working hard on his new book... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bpbvp4... ********* Jake Greenwood has created some great Pilkington related apps- one which displays a random quote from the musings of the great KP and one which plays the podcasts. Add them now and continue to spread the Pilky wisdom! http://apps.facebook.com/karlpilkington/ http://apps.facebook.com/rickygervai... ********* A special reading from Karl's diary that features in the new book 'Happy slapped by a jellyfish' is on a promotional cd for Ricky's Fame tour. There is a clip on Youtube: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bKbvKr... The full podcast from the Fame promotional CD is available at: http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/forum/vi... ********* An interview with Karl to promote his new book: http://www.studenttimes.org/entertai... ********* Karl on Channel 4: Karl Pilkington: Satisfied Fool: After disappointing exam results 19 years ago, Karl Pilkington looks to find out if more intelligence and knowledge will make him happy by meeting some well-known intellectuals. Find it here: http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?... Or http://www.megaupload.com/?d=O84VGK6F ********* Ricky's Fame tour DVD is out now with a special Karl featurette. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ricky-Gervai... ********* Karl features as an extra in the Extras Christmas special (UK: 27th December). His video diary of being an extra is available as part of the Ricky Gervais show video podcasts. ********* Seth Butcher has created this website which is an A-Z of the Ricky Gervais Show podcasts. Genius. http://kpilkington.co.uk/ ********* Karl recently gave his opinions on Ricky on the channel 4 show 'Ricky Gervais: new hero of comedy". Watch it on YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WCDr... *********** The latest download of the Ricky Gervais podcast is a Best of the Ricky Gervais Show series 1 c
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Skittles Vodka
Skittles vodka how to make skittles vodka (1) First get a 70 cl bottle of vodka (2) Next get 5 packets of skittles (3) Open all the packets of skittles, take all the green Skittles out (4) Pour the neck of the bottle of vodka into another glass (5) Add all the skittles (Do not add the green ones, they do not go into this mixture at all) (6) When you have added the skittles, give them a little shake them then leave the bottle in the freezer for 3 days over the next 3 days you will gradually see the skittles getting smaller and smaller until they have completely disapeared. All the skittles sugar will have went to the top of the bottle and completely blocked the top of the bottle off. (7) When you can turn your skittles vodka upside down and no liquid comes to the top of the bottle then your skittles vodka is almost ready. ( Put your skittles vodka into a fridge for 1 hour, after 1 hour your skittles vodka is ready.) (9) Now you need to worry about getting your vodka out of the bottle ? Lol thats your problem, I just used the end of a spoon to poke down and remove it gradually. Do not eat this white stuff at the top of the bottle, it is extremely mingin, when you have removed all the white stuff (skittle sugar)from the top of the bottle thats it ready. (10)Skittles vodka will get you fukin steaming, you cannot taste vodka, all you can taste is a very cool skittle taste. put the bottle in hot(not boiling) water to speed up the process Try this any kind of sweet that you like....kola kubes, pez, sour plooms etc dnt put the greens 1s in they turn it brown
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The Fields Of Athenry
The Fields of Athenry By a lonely prison wall I heard a young girl calling Micheal they are taking you away For you stole Trevelyn's corn So the young might see the morn. Now a prison ship lies waiting in the bay. Low lie the Fields of Athenry Where once we watched the small free birds fly. Our love was on the wing, we had dreams and songs to sing It's so lonely 'round the Fields of Athenry. By a lonely prison wall I heard a young man calling Nothing matters Mary when you're free, Against the Famine and the Crown I rebelled, they ran me down Now you must raise our child with dignity. Low lie the Fields of Athenry Where once we watched the small free birds fly. Our love was on the wing, we had dreams and songs to sing It's so lonely 'round the Fields of Athenry. By a lonely harbour wall She watched the last star falling As that prison ship sailed out against the sky Sure she'll wait and hope and pray For her love in Botany Bay It's so lonely 'round the Fields of Athenry. Low lie the Fields of Athenry Where once we watched the small free birds fly. Our love was on the wing, we had dreams and songs to sing It's so lonely 'round the Fields of Athenry
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Home	Draw	Away
Saturday, 7 June
Switzerland	Draw	Czech Rep.
Portugal		Turkey
Sunday, 8 June
Austria		Croatia
Germany	Draw	Poland
Monday, 9 June
Romania		France
Netherlands	Draw	Italy

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[looking at his reflection in the mirror] Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone come see how good I look.

Karl, you're talking shit! Explain yourself.

If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain. Do you know which 'philosopher' said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits.

Bridge Lady: ''Sorry sir I can not allow you into the country without payment of the appropriate fee, this has been clearly advertised on the approach to the bridge - 5 pounds and ten pence only.'' Smithy: ''Only! Are you taking the piss!!''