Gavin O'Kane
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Male, 17,
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- from Drumquin
- Profile views: 18,707
- Member since: May 2006
- Last active: 2 weeks ago
- www.bebo.com/gavin_ok
- Tagline
- McDonalds is the place 2 be
- Me, Myself, and I
- Was labeled a "knobcheese" by sum oul bitch from drumquin, no guessin hu dat mite've been....
Name: Gavin
Nick Name: None
Birthdate: 30th March 1992
Birthplace: Omagh
Current Location: Drumquin
Eye Colour: Blue/Green
Hair Colour: Brown
Height: Dunno....quite tall?
Piercings: None
Tattoo: None
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: None
Vehicle: None
Overused Phrase: "Like, wat da fuk?"
Favourites
Food: Chinese
Pub/Disc/Restaurant: Faithful 2 oul McDonalds
Candy: Aero
Number: 4
Colour:Blue or Green
Animal: Fave Animal?
Drink: Lucozade Sport :$
Perfume: Joop
TV Show: Family Guy/Simpsons/Xfactor
Music Album: Don't buy Albums
Movie: Fuk I dunno :S
Actor/Actress: Anna Faris?
- Likes
- my fone, bebo, Ben & Jerrys!, EXTRA chewing gum, DS, Simpsons & Family Guy, my friends/cuzins, music chanels on sky, chocolate, sweets, HEROES, lucozade sport, chilli Doritos, goin out, food (esp. Kampar - aint no better chinese anywer!), msn, holidays, Melissa, Sabrina & Ciara
, days off skool, fukin about.... - Dislikes
- Not havin phone signal, havn long hair, American Dad, Home & Away, The Bill, nuts, most vegtables, havin no money, pins & needles, loadin screens, SCHOOL, exercise, school exams, halifax ads, smoking/fags, sisters, books, weekend/daytime TV, fone being outa battery, homework/coursework, the list goes on....
- MSN
- gavinokane@hotmail.co.uk
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1. YOUR ORIGINAL NAME:
Gavin
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first three letters of your name and izzle)
Gavizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(favorite color and favorite animal)
Green Lion
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)
Patrick Cornavarrow
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Kanga
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink).
Blue Lucozade Sport
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mums maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)
Anaarce
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(parents middle names)
Catherine Martin
9.YOUR GOTH NAME:
(bloody and the name of one of your pets)
Bloody Brandy!
5 Comments 736 days
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Funny Jokes!!!
1. Why did God create woman?
To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
2. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of
true love?
The swallow.
3. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
Call her.
4. Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think men care.
5. What is the definition of "making love"?
Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
6. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.
7. What"s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your [w]hole weak.
8. How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, let the bitch cook in the dark.
9.What"s the difference between pre-menstrual tension and B.S.E?
One"s mad cow disease; the other"s an agricultural problem.
10. Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it"s good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
11. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she"s been told twice already.
12. How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
13. If a woman comes out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long.
14. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it!
15. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
16. What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Tel-a-woman
17. Why do hunters make the best lovers?
Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once, and they eat what they shoot.
18. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They"re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
19. What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.
20. How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house.
21. Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
She knows she"s given her last blow job.
22. What"s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party while a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.
23. What"s the difference between your wife and your job?
After 10 years the job still sucks.
24. What"s the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
25. Why is the space between a women"s breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
26. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
When you take it off, you wonder where her tits went.
27. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
28. Why did the woman cross the road?
What"s the bitch doing out of the kitchen in the first place?!
29. Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?
Because it doesn"t need cleaning yet.
30. How is a woman like a condom?
Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmQuf...
lmao.
Some Love
i got caught :|
THIS IS AOIFE !!
also that day that Shibéal said 'whats a dido' she did mean a dido, not a dildo.
sorted
Hi there
Hows You?
long Tym no Chat
haha gavin, ofcorse
and NO IM NOT!!!!
im a realest!
in actual fact!
tehehehhehhe
I dont know, I still havent seen them
think there were many many pics taken.
Y the sad face????
here, y did you say you didn recognise me on fri nite???
did i look that bad??:S
sure ofcorse your only joken
Awwww gavin
Its epic isn it??????
Do love that bit.
omg, do we have nothing better to do on sat than watch mr bean, god were sad
love returned
Thanks for wishes
Gettin der.....Rodger....
i am boy....................
x
I'm Lovin it................
EW shut up
boyfriend! LMAO that was utterly hilarious actually laughed out loud a lot!
erm no my story is completely insignificant and not even worth being typed! ON MSN AND UR NOT ON!
HA
tooollldddd ya!
YAY!!!!! Loving the skin, i think ur officially more obsessed than me about working in mcdonalds lol...damn you!!!
so yeah just reminding you
friday 18th mcgurks!!!
friday 18th mcgurks!!!
friday 18th mcgurks!!!
friday 18th mcgurks!!!
I'll prob more than likely...ok yes i will, send u a text to remind u like the day before.....will i?
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friday 18th mcgurks!!!
lol
wel lats year i went te tech but its dung so i left n now yessss i lie at hme al day
but nah i needa geta job lol ohh schoooll i fink it wud b wile exciting goin bk to school i aint been in ages
nope a didn
fuckn gay wbu?
erm i dont go to school.lol wens ur 1st day bk?
cumn out in much rasshes these days?
Haha Aww Gavin Funn Funn Funny Times 8-|
GAVIN HIT HIS HEAD
best momment of summer
Ok no its not
But it was hilarious
well, was nice, what you wrote me
I am coming back to Omagh on Thusday, and, I'll work on the next day from 4 p.m So see you soon ;D