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| Hello! My name is Heather or "The shoe baron" for those who like shoes and barons. I'm all 18 like now, which means of course I can:
☺ Drink myself to death, legally
☻ Marry an ole gent, legally.
♥ Rape a raccoon... What!? That's still illegal?? Well, what age can I do it then?!
I'm officially a true highlander now! Well, a lot less like Mel Gibson the braveheart considering I clean out toilets, but on special occasions I do walk about in a kilt... Until they say, "Heather that's not uniform, get the fuck out of that kilt."
Boredom of the highlands prevails as I finally find myself becoming the inevitable alcoholic I was always predicted to be. Do send me booze but please no severed horse heads; that really scared me last time, guys, you'll get your money! Pirate Shaft says: "Worst. Hangover. Ever." (2 weeks ago) me too! | | Music | | Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, King Crimson, Lou Reed, David Bowie, Deep Purple, Genesis, Peter Gabriel, The Beatles, The Velvet Underground, Syd Barrett, The Divine Comedy, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Tenacious D, Led Zeppelin, Blur, The Police, The Stranglers |  | | If you're ovulating | | Make babies. |  | | Scared Of | | The Crankies, Timbaland's face, Children in Public Toilets |  | | Comedy | | Peep show, The Mighty Bo-oosh, Garth Marenghi, The IT Crowd, Brass Eye, Blackadder, Pulling, Blackbooks, Father Ted, The Young Ones, Hitchikers Guide, Human Giant, Monty Python, The Office, Extras, Withnail & I |  | | Jeremy Kyle | | Is his own personal Jesus |  | | When I grow up | | I want to be a badger |  |
| Gender | | | | Female | |  | | Last Active | Profile Views | | 3 days | 2646 times |  | | Share the Luv | Relationship Status |  | 99 |
| Single |  | | Hometown | | | Zimbabwe | |  | | Pirate Shaft's URL | | http://www.bebo.com/funk_cat |  | | Member Since | | | April 2007 | |
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