Jebus Rice <funk_cat>
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Hello! My name is Heather or "Ben Elton" to people from the '80s.


I'm guilty of being a glaswegian with no discernible accent, and I've travelled far and wide to finally find myself in a small room which offers a bed, a shower (or "the death cubicle" as I affectionally call it) and a toilet ("the piss cubicle").


I also find private time to eat pancakes.


If you wish to find me, do take a wander to the highlands.. You're bound to find me somewhere up there.. In the river spey..

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Jebus Rice says:

"Any motherlickers going to rockness? I'm a gay highlander now so it goes without saying.. :D " (6 weeks ago) me too! | Reply

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Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, King Crimson, Lou Reed, David Bowie, Deep Purple, Genesis, Peter Gabriel, The Beatles, The Velvet Underground, Syd Barrett, The Divine Comedy, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Tenacious D, Led Zeppelin, Blur, The Police, The Stranglers
If you're ovulating
Don't make babies. No money this year.
Scared Of
The Crankies, Timbaland's face, Duffy
Comedy
Peep show, The Mighty Bo-oosh, Garth Marenghi, The IT Crowd, Brass Eye, Blackadder, Pulling, Blackbooks, Father Ted, The Young Ones, Hitchikers Guide, Human Giant, Monty Python, The Big Bang Theory, The Office, Extras, Withnail & I
Jeremy Kyle
Is his own personal Jesus
When I grow up
I want to resemble jesus.. physically.

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Hymn 43 by Jethro Tull
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Octopus by Syd Barrett
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21st Century Schizoid Man by King Crimson
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Money by Pink Floyd
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I'm So Free by Lou Reed
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Moonage Daydream by David Bowie
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96 Tears by The Stranglers
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Woman From Tokyo by Deep Purple
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When The Levee Breaks by Led Zeppelin
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Gimme Back My Bullets by Lynyrd Skynyrd
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  • Snow!

    What a beautiful day! I made a rastafarian snowman but rachael said it looked like Hitler D:

    We also made a crack-snowman but he died soonafter. Too much crack.

    x

    0 Comments 488 days

  • Boredom prevails!

    1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
    "..darkness clicked and was transformed in blinding white.."

    2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?
    A stool... not a jobby..

    3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    Ugh Ricki Lake, t'was broing so I turned it off.

    4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
    Half three?

    5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
    Aaaagh ten past four! Where did the day go?

    6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    The Beatleees.

    7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    Going to my horrible horrible interview.

    8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
    Myspace, where I thieved it.

    9. What are you wearing?
    White night dress thing.. yup, not got changed yet.

    10. Did you dream last night?
    Agh I did dream something! Can't remember now though.

    11. When did you last laugh?
    At my video of a lemur! Watch it! *Points threateningly*

    12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
    T'is barren.. I just moved :'(

    13. Seen anything weird lately?
    LEMUR.

    14. What do you think of this quiz?
    I want to marry it.

    15. What is the last film you saw?
    LOL that film that was on the other night about capturing a teacher..

    16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
    Big mansion far far away from Scotland.

    17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
    A cow has four stomaches, and a pancreas.

    18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    Poverty. Drop the debt!

    19. Do you like to dance?
    I sure do- badly.

    20. George Bush:
    Is my father.

    21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
    Crinkle mcpharnaby.

    22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
    Jack mcghffgdhgf.

    23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
    Oui! Definately.

    24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
    Holy shit! You exist!

    0 Comments 519 days

  • PASTRY!

    94 Secrets

    1. real name - Henry Biggins
    4. zodiac - Libra
    5. male or female - Both
    6. elementary - Dr.Watson
    7. middle - man
    8. high school - Holy honnokah
    9. eye color - hazeel
    10. hair color - All the colours of the brown rainbow
    15. are you a health freak - Just joined a gym... Been once.. So far!
    17. do you have a crush on someone - I love everyone.
    18. do you like yourself - I love myself. Too much some would say. And when I say 'some' I mean Mr.Bryrson- that hobo that won't stop following me! Yeah I know you're reading.
    19. piercings - 2, one to each little lobe.
    20. tattoos - nil poits.
    21. righty or lefty : Righty right!

    FIRSTS-
    22. first surgery - Errm, never, come to think of it.
    23. first piercings - Lobey wobes.
    24. first best friend: Erm like my little toddler friend next door? Haven't spoken for like, twelve years.. plus he's gotten all plodgy. No one likes a plodge.
    25. first trophy - Head teacher's award! And by heck I'm proud of it.
    26. first sport- Badminton.. does that even count?
    27. first pet - Hunter the hamster. He ran away from me! Booo!
    28. first vacation - Torquai methinks.. Or Blackpool...
    30. first crush - Hubert cumberdale.

    CURRENTLY-
    49. eating - Air.
    51. I'm about to - Go for a whizz.
    52. listening to- Some good ole Deep Purple.
    53. waiting for - This quiz to end so I can go for a whizz.
    54. wearing - a lizard.

    FUTURE-
    55. want kids - 300 of 'em.
    56. want to get married - But of course!
    67. careers in mind - Artiste. With an 'e' for impact!

    WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE PREFERRED SEX ?
    68. lips or eyes - Eyes
    69. hugs or kisses - Pisses
    70. shorter or taller - Taller monsieur
    71. tan skinned or light - I dunno really.
    72. romantic or spontaneous - Spontaneous.
    73. dark or light hair: Oh my I dunno.
    74. muscular or normal - Muscular.. to an extent i.e. Ew at World's Strongest Man.
    75. hook-up or relationship- Relationship
    76. similar to you or different - Similar.

    HAVE YOU EVER-
    78. Tried Drugs- No mr.policeman sir
    80. Got sick from drinking to much?- Eeek yes but I no longer drink!
    81. Went to Rehab? No no no.
    82. broken someones heart - Nup!
    83. turned someone down - Oui.
    84. liked a friend as more than a friend - Errm nah I don't think so.

    DO YOU BELIEVE IN-
    86. yourself - I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR MEATLOAF. I dunno.. it just felt right.
    87. miracles -Mmm sure.
    89. Santa Claus - What do you mean 'believe in?' Santa is fact! Fact!!
    90. Sex on the first date - Nevaaar.
    91. angels - LOL no.

    ANSWER TRUTHFULLY-
    92. Is there one or more people you want to be with right now?
    MM bop da da da mm bop.

    93. If you could bring back someone that died, would you? and who?
    Nah they'd be all corpesy.. Like in The Monkey's Paw.

    94. who did u get this survey from?
    MASPACE!

    0 Comments 541 days

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  • Stevie Curran
    Stevie Curran

    who u goin wi? X x

    3 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Stevie Curran
    Stevie Curran

    are u going to rockness ? X x

    4 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Richard Tallon
    luv Richard Tallon

    Well am afraid my name is indeed jesus so get used 2 it! I wish i was there 2 send of rach. Tell her am thinkin of her n i miss her. What bout u kiddo, wots ur plans? Am packin fruit in a wharehouse! Ah the joys lol.

    9 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Richard Tallon
    luv Richard Tallon

    Hey there angel child how be thee?
    You still working away in aviemore?

    9 weeks ago
  • The Madden
    luv The Madden

    Penis

    10 weeks ago
  • Jess
    Jess

    Kia Ora me angel!
    Im glad i could be of service to you in a time of need.
    My 'drug of choice' advice is always on hand for the likes of yourself.

    and yes...my brown leather handbag skin is sexual!
    and no.....life isn't fair.

    loves yo

    xx

    10 weeks ago
  • Awe Records.Com
    Awe Records.Com

    ABERDEEN HIP HOP DUO GET SIGNED TO LABEL “aweRECORDS”

    "Shy & DRS" Release their Hugely popular Debut single "AFTER THE SUN”

    Watch the Video on the following Link;

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNxSi...

    “Shy & DRS” 2nd single “PUT THE KNIVES DOWN ” is also OUT NOW.

    WATCH the video on the following link;

    .http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mDwXfH...

    Their album; "BEHIND CLOSED DOORS" is available to download on; Itunes, amazon, Napster, Rhapsody. The album can also be purchased from Bruce Millers and One up (Aberdeen)

    Hope you like it and don’t mind us promoting our music on your page

    Thanks!

    Also, Shy & DRS release NEW Eminem “Crack a bottle” Remix ''

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKCvg...

    www.myspace.com/shyguydrs

    11 weeks ago
  • The T
    The T

    omg u must see this!!!!!!
    i was randomly lookin for frankie boyle stuff an found this!
    its ace as funk!
    oh aye you oot this weekend?
    http://cedu.150m.com/jihadive.htm

    13 weeks ago
  • Ker
    Ker

    Get the fuck back to Glasgow.
    Just get a job here!
    x

    15 weeks ago
  • Frazer MacRobert
    Frazer MacRobert

    Ooh you're ultimately crafty.

    x

    15 weeks ago
  • Lauren
    Lauren

    you're still alive yes?

    15 weeks ago
  • Frazer MacRobert
    Frazer MacRobert

    I bet no one calls you batman.

    x

    16 weeks ago