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Casting call for actors/actresses of all descriptions who consider themselves a bit funny in a dry kind of way.

Actually, you know what? We need people so dry you'd probably get by with no sense of humour whatsoever.

Or people so funny in a traditional kind of way you'd make Peter Kay feel a bit inadequate.

And everything in between. There's nothing like being specific, is there?

Nottingham/Nottinghamshire-based people would be handy.

Good news: this is for a sketch show pilot, so you're not going to spend weeks on a lengthy shoot. And as well as the usual credit, gratitude, karma, DVD copy, etc., the final result will be sent out to major UK production companies.

Bad news: this is an unpaid opportunity. How's that for funny.

Please note that the humour involved in these sketches is a bit dark. Think Monky Dust and Modern Toss (but with less animation; well, no animation at all, actually) and Man Stroke Woman. But darker.

If you're interested, email george.hopkin@gmail.com with the subject line "I'm funny. No, really" and attach a pic if you have one and a link to an online showreel. Come on people, that's what YouTube's for, isn't it?