1.Full Name: Alexander McCluskey-Anderson.
2.Nicknames: Eck, Eckington, Eckauskas, EckyBaby.
3.Birthday: 04/02/1987.
4.Place Of Birth: Belfast.
5.Zodiac Sign: Aquarius.
6.Male Or Female: Male.
7.Grade: 2, evened out at the top.
8.School: Berwickshire High School.
9.Occupation: Tax didging student.
10.Residence: Duns.
11.MSN Screen Name: Eckybaby.

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: Ginger.
13. Hair Length: Short.
14. Eye color: Blue.
15. Weight: 12 stone or something.
16. Height: 6"5.
17. Braces?: Never.
18. Glasses?: Contacts baby.
19. Piercings: None.
20. Tattoos: Not yet.
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty.

___Your "Firsts"___

22. First best friend: Claire Moran.
23. First Award: My cycling certificate.
24. First Sport: Football.
25. First pet: Rabbit, Harvey.
26. First Real Vacation: Belfast.
27. First Concert: Ghettobillies.
28. First Love: Heart Of Midlothian Football Club.

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: I have far too many.
30. TV programme: Match Of The Day, Great British institution.
31. Color: Maroon.
32. Rapper: Rap's shite.
33. Band: Girls Aloud.
34. Song Right Now: Stronger - Kanye West.
35. Friends: Check my top 16.
36. Sweet: Fizzy sweets.
37. Sport to Play: Football.
38. Restuarant: McDonalds/Subway.
39. Favorite brand: River Island.
40. Store: River Island.
41. School Subject: History.
42. Animal: Snakes.
43. Book: I clearly don't read enough.
44. Magazine: FourFourTwo.
45. Shoes: My Adidas trainers.

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Bored.
47. Single or Taken?: Taken.
48. Have a crush: Yeah, I suppose so.
49. Eating: Just had some Rice Krispies.
50. Drinking: Nothing, could do with a beer.
51. Typing: This.
52. Online?: Yup.
53. Listening To: The Sopranos.
54. Thinking About: Assasins Creed.
55. Wanting To: See the other half, get pissed.
56. Watching: The TV.
57. Wearing: Jeans and my blue hoody.

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: One day.
59. Want to be Married?: Yeah.
60. Careers in Mind: Not really.
61. Where do you want to live: In Edinburgh.
62. Car: Watch this space.

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: Dark.
64. Hair length: Longer than mine.....
65. Eye color: I dont care tbh.
66. Measurments: Just thin and good body.
67. Cute or Sexy: Cute AND sexy.
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes.
69. Hugs or Kisses: Kisses.
70. Short or Tall: Shorter than me but not tiny.
71. Easygoing or serious: Easy going.
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Romantic.
73. Fatty or Skinny: Skinny.
74. Sensitive or Loud: Sensitive.
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship.
76. Sweet or Caring: Sweet.
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Trouble maker.

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: Yeah.
79. Had Alcohol: Oh fuck yes!
80. Smoked: Cigars, yeah.
81. Ran Away From Home: When I was 5.
82. Broken a bone: My collarbone.
83. Got an X-ray: Aye.
84. Been with someone: Yeah, course.
85. Broken Someones Heart: Apparently so.
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yup.
87. Cried When Someone Died: Of course.
88. Cried At School: Er, probably.

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: Not a fucking chance.
90. Miracles: Yeah, you have to supporting Hearts.
91. Love At First sight: Er, get back to you on that one.
92. Ghosts: Yes.
93. Aliens: Yes.
94. Soul Mates: Yes.
95. Hell: Hell is Easter Road.
96. Heaven: Heaven is Tynecastle, where the Hibees shat their load.
97. Angels: I'm not religious at all.
98. Kissing on The First Date: Yup.
99. Horoscopes: I read them and sometimes they're pretty accurate!

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can"t Have? There always is in life, for example: Nope.

Ross 'Wifebeater' Tokely (born 8 March 1979 in Mordor) is a Scottish professional mutant playing for Scottish Premier League side Inverness Caledonian Thistle.

As a teenager Tokely played Highland Football League side Huntly before being signed for Caley Thistle by then-manager [[Steve Paterson], who was obviously in the early stages of alcholism when he signed this neanderthal who maybe once actually touched the ball before kicking the nearest thing to him. He is the longest-serving current player at Jakey Pisshole, having made over 350 appearances in wifebeating court since his debut in 1996 and has been an integral part of team wifebeater for several years. Tokely's most notable achievements include incest, wifebeating, cross dressing, knuckledragging and playing for Alkys United and scoring smack and memphamphetamien at Hearts, his boyhood favourites, in January 2002 .It also known that Tokely deliberatly ended the career of St Mirren starlet Chris Kerr and has still to give an apology for doing so. TOKLEY IS ALSO A SERIAL WIFE BEATER!

Ross recently picked up an injury when he cut his knuckles whilst dragging them along some rough ground. Ross' biggest fan is his wifes dentist - he will soon be able to retire on all of the business that Ross sends his way when he beats his wife senseless

Taken from www.Wikipedia.com

Current Rules:

- Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer
- Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute)
- Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be
imbibed during this period.
- Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking
- Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on toast"!):- 1 shot of Jager
- In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty.
- Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager.
- Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager.
- Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer
- Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Jager
- Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':- 1 shot of Whisky
- Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round
- Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer
- Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer
- Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: - 1 shot of Jager
- Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed
- Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased" :- 1 shot of Jager.
- Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellemy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice.
- Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers' :- shot of Jager
- Whenever the Carlos Tevez affair/scandal is mentioned :- shot of jager