Dink Taylor <dinkipoos>


Largely, i'm a twat! I know it! I'm a long haired, beardy weirdy who's going bald at the front, ive no talents, no prospects & am unlikely to make it in this world! I can't play the harmonica but i do try! I like cartoons & my fave genre of movies is Romantic Comedies - that's wot i wanna make, nice PG bittersweet rom-coms, no swearing, nudity, violence, just great family or 'first date' stuff. I can read! It's become a common request from American students for me to ignite various parts of my anatomy with flammable alcohol! My degree is Archaeology&Film Theory through which i got trench foot(not nice), was cut from 'Meet the Ancestors' and passed film theory by completing an exam on Terminator 2. I like sausages! I once had a testicle re-aligned having fallen off a fence, legs parted, straight down, yeah baby, i was 12 or 13, id only just got them and i thought i'd broken them already, bugger! I want to write a sitcom and make a million people laugh simultaneouly! I'm a wanker!

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Dink Taylor's URL
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Member Since
February 2005

Dink Taylor says:

"Arse!" (81 weeks ago) me too!

Music
Owt really!!!! Pillow - obviously Dan!
Films
'The Sure Thing' ('wot the hell that?' i hear you cry, fret not, no one else has ever heard of it either) and Labyrinth - genius! My favourite horror movie is Hellraiser. Best drunk performance ever - James Dean in the wonderful: Rebel without a Cause. Greatest special effect - the original 1933 King Kong, although you could legitimately argue it to be Mark Wahlbergs massive wanger in Boogie Nights. Also, Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day, Gods and Monsters, The Goonies, Animal Crackers, Sons of the Desert, Withnail and I, The Producers(original), The Purple Rose of Cairo, The Tall Guy, Back To The Future, Short Circuit, and the genius of Bubba Ho-Tep!
Sports
Badminton, Bowling, harumph, that's about it!! My fitness is gradually waning! My days of the triple jump are over, but the days of the triple Whiskey are just beginning!
Drinks
Jack and coke, baby!!! Samubuca and a naked flame goes down well too!! I heart Chocolate Milk - couldn't live without it!!! The chocie Funky Monkey - alcoholic chocolate milk GENIUS! Vesper Martinis!!
Most likely to be found
Making sweet love to the Squash Club pole!!! Or down stairs in 'the best bar ever'!!
Other places to find Dink
www.myspace.com/dinkipoos www.facebook.com http://web.ukonline.co.uk/steaknife/...
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I'm your man!!!!

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  • Mr. Brightside.....that's me!

    I’m coming out of my cage
    And I’ve been doing just fine
    Gotta gotta gotta be down
    Because I want it all
    It started out with a kiss
    How did it end up like this
    It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
    Now I’m falling asleep
    And she’s calling a cab
    While he’s having a smoke
    And she’s taking a drag
    Now they’re going to bed
    And my stomach is sick
    And it’s all in my head
    But she’s touching his—chest
    Now, he takes off her dress
    Now, let me go

    I just can’t look its killing me
    And taking control
    Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
    Swimming through sick lullabies
    Choking on your alibi
    But it’s just the price I pay
    Destiny is calling me
    Open up my eager eyes
    ‘Cause I’m Mr Brightside

    I never...
    I never...
    I never...

    1 Comment 467 days

  • FOR RICHIE

    Don't tell me not to fly, I've simply got to.
    If someone takes a spill, it's me and not you.
    Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade.
    Don't tell me not to live, just sit and putter.
    Life's candy and the sun's a ball of butter.
    Who told you you're allowed to rain on my parade.
    Chorus: I'll march my band out! I'll beat my drum!
    And if I'm fanned out, your turn at bat, sir.
    At least I didn't fake it. Hat, sir. I guess I didn't make it
    But whether I'm the rose of sheer perfection,
    Or a freckle on the nose of life's complexion,
    The Cinderella or the shiny apple of it's eye.
    I gotta fly once. I gotta try once.
    Only can die once. Right, sir?
    Ooh life is juicy. Juicy and you see
    I gotta have my bite, sir.
    Get ready for me love, 'cause I'm a "comer"
    I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer.
    Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade.
    I'm gonna live and live NOW!
    Get what I want, I know how!
    All that the law will allow!
    One roll for the whole shebang!
    One throw, that bell will go clang!
    Tho' I'm alone I'm a gang! Eye on the target and wham!
    One shot, one gun shot and bam!
    Hey, Mr. Ornstein, here I am!
    Chorus
    Get ready for me life, 'cause I'm a 'comer'
    I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer.
    Nobody, No nobody is gonna rain on my parade!

    0 Comments 659 days

  • Some basic facts your life would not be complete without knowing.....

    Name: Dink
    Birthday: Feb 16th
    Birthplace: The Wick
    Current Location: Still Here!
    Pissed off right now: YES!
    Eye Color: Dull crappy blue
    Hair Color: Was white...now naturally shitty dark...no one can explain what happened!
    Height: 5'9
    Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
    Your Heritage: The Wick born and bred, although somehow we're related to William of Orange...fuck knows what's going on there!
    The Shoes You Wore Today: Black...things!
    Your Weakness: Chocolate Milk
    Your Fears: No chocolate milk
    Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and 9mm bullets
    Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Become comedy legend...or a porn star! Please make my sit-com BBC, pretty, pretty please!
    Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Not really a phrase, probably the word 'Cock', I love that word! You're unlikely to meet a heterosexual man more obsessed with cock than me...and that's a guarantee!
    Thoughts First Waking Up: Bollocks!!
    Your Best Physical Feature: My Bill Baileyesque ginger beard, tickly but soft to the touch! Besides that I'm pug ugly!! Ho-Hum, can't have everything?!
    Your Bedtime: When my body says, 'Ok Dink, time to pass out!' Fucking Insomnia!!
    Your Most Missed Memory: Forgotten!
    Pepsi or Coke: Coke....but only avec Jack D!
    MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, but the Wick's Hotbite kebabs go down a tasty treat.
    Single or Group Dates: Not the kind of thing I need to concern myself with...ever!
    Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice Tea.....with Jack D!!
    Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocie yum yum!
    Do you Smoke: Never
    Do you Swear: Fuck, Yeah!
    Do you Sing: Karaoke, baby - Suspicious Minds, Brown Eyed Girl, American pie - the full 9 minutes...Thursday nights, Oscars -- be there, unless you've got some feeble excuse like you're working or have a splintered pancreas!
    Do you Shower Daily: Urrrmmm, nah! I just stick my head out the window for 20 minutes, does the job!
    Have you Been in Love: That's a very VERY complicated question! I love chops and sauce!!
    Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, officially have the T-Shirt with my name on to prove it.
    Do you want to get Married: Never, nein, no sirree! There is one exception.......
    Do you belive in yourself: I've met me, so I believe I exist, beyond that.....?
    Do you get Motion Sickness: Yup!
    Do you think you are Attractive: I think I look like someone who recently escaped from planet of the apes!
    Are you a Health Freak: Nope! But I was called anorexic twice in the space of 24 hours!
    Do you get along with your Parents: Whenever we are not communicating!
    Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, when followed by mass religious hysteria!
    Do you play an Instrument: Harmonica...badly. I play the right notes, just not in the right order!
    In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, yes, yes!
    In the past month have you Smoked: No way! Uh-uh!
    In the past month have you been on Drugs: Negative!
    In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, I'm a sad hairy twat!
    In the past month have you gone to a Mall: You're in the UK matey, so that's 'Shopping Centre', but the answer's Yes!
    In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No! I did in USA! Not a whole box, though, I'm no fatty Boombatty!
    In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sue Who?
    In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah! Pole dancing! I'm a rubbish actor but want to perform my sitcom at Edinburgh Fringe...maybe one day!
    In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope! That's the benefit of being single!
    In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not in the last month!
    In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Metaphysically, maybe!
    Ever been Drunk: Lots and lots and lots.....
    Ever been called a Tease: Once, she also called me 'a player', frankly I was really quite chuffed!
    Ever been Beaten up: Does a stiletto heel to the spine and a headwound from the pavement count? Yes, it was a girl, but she was a big bitch!
    Ever Shoplifted: Sweeties when I was 8!
    How do you want to Die: Myster

    1 Comment 686 days

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    cumon dink surn

    24 weeks ago
  • Naomi Jamieson Naomi Jamieson

    happy birthday for yesterday dink
    xxx

    41 weeks ago
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    i will, i might even show up at the squash someday :D xxxx

    43 weeks ago
  • Mark Hopper Mark Hopper

    not much crack really mate, sick of this little town. lifes a bit poo here aswell, works ok but a bit dull to be honest yer lionheart is good crack you get a good laugh at frankie boy and his abysmal singing lol!

    44 weeks ago
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    oi oi you!! :D xxxx

    44 weeks ago
  • Mark Hopper Mark Hopper

    dink!! hows it goin mate? whats ya fettle? life at the barter books still good lol!

    45 weeks ago
  • Ali Johnston Ali Johnston

    Afternoon Mr Dink!
    sorry i missed your calls on sat! i went to the falcons.. and was in a bit of a mess oh dear :( . However, i hope to see you thursday though... and BECCA IS HOME too how exciting! I hope catherine is ok... she's still skiing, i hope she doesn't break a leg or anything too terrible!
    Much love
    x

    45 weeks ago
  • Amanda Rutherford Amanda Rutherford

    look who it is!!! U ok

    47 weeks ago
  • Gail Davis Gail Davis

    hi again x, aye it seems they're ruining yet another beautiful part of this country, all to make another buck ay?!! sad. may i say you're a very well spoken person, the odd swear word seems to creep in but you sound ever so interlectual!! (damn i hope thats spelt properly or am goin to look a real dunce) well getting on to graham... or not lol, actually has anybody got onto graham yet?? nono dont answer that am bein as cruel as the guys who call him shagger now, hope hes doing well, keep me updated wi the ganins on at the wick ok dude am offski's 4 now, mucho luv xx

    47 weeks ago
  • Gail Davis Gail Davis

    not alot of craic really, am not really up in the know on this land of surf stuff but kind of gettin there,
    hows things on yr end then? life is pretty dull for moi at the moment lookin 4ward to 08 to resusitate my existance.... you still friendly with graham or scoobie or whatever ppl are callin the poor bloke these days? my ex and his pals used to call him shagger as i recall but thats abit harsh so let that be a thing of the past eh? be intouch ok dude lotsa luv xxx

    47 weeks ago
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    hi i wondered if you can remember me let me know if i ring any bells ?!

    48 weeks ago
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    well he told me that you fuck with the lords of hell

    50 weeks ago