IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET ME A PRESENT JUST GIVE ME MONEY 
-
Mężczyzna,
1 813
- z Rotorua
- Wyświetlenia: 18 787
- Jest z nami od: September 2008
- Ostatnio online: 1 godzina temu
- bebo.gazeta.pl/DFEKT
- Zdjęcia z D F E K T (4)
- Wyślij wiadomość
- Przygarnij skina
- Ulubione skiny
- Udostępnij ten profil
- Zgłoś nadużycie do Bebo
- Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
- either killing people or making a song. leave a comment and il get back to you when its too late. if its urgent txt me. 0273698624. don't ring, i won't pick up and i forgot the pin for my voicemail 3 years ago
- Moja druga połowa
-
I Love You ! ♥
- I Love You
- Catriona Kunac ♥
- Nicole
- is cool =] like super cool =)
zamknij Blog
-
2009/11/20
...if thats even the real date. i don't know let me check... shitttt... its friday already! i havent slept since wednesday. usually i'd get a bbq bacon double cheeseburger combo from burger king on a day like this (days when BK is open) but today i thought id get something different. i got some kid combo coz it was cheap and i wanted to use up my coins. to my surprise there was a toy in it. noble snatched it immediately... recognizing shortly after that it was a girls doll, and sliding it towards mike as two guys he knew came up to us. he called one of them a fag, and thought it was quite funny until i pointed out to the guys and the rest of burger king that mike had a girls doll
why did i.....noble.....MIKE get a girls doll? was it a mistake? perhaps it was because he never cleans up his mess!!?!?!?! it could have been coz we wouldn't stop ringing the "BRIAAAAAN bell". but it's clear to all that the most likely reason was that they thought he was girl. that is no surprise
2 komentarze 6 dni
-
2009/11/19
a large group of seagulls approached me while sitting in the burger king car park today. well actually it was yesterday. and i think they were approaching the bbq bacon double cheeseburger i was stuffing into my mouth rather than me. after watching one particular seagull watch me (or my burger) for quite some time, i noticed that seagulls tend to move their heads quite sharply, rather than smoothly. they kinda look paranoid.further observation led me to believe they had no ears, so i decided to test my theory. i screamed at the top of my voice and it got a fright. along with a few random people walking through the car park who looked at me funnily. perhaps it was the way i was ravaging my burger or maybe it was something else. who knows . most exciting shit that's happened all week. 
thank you for wasting your time reading this. you truely must have no life.
5 komentarzy 7 dni
-
-
Shitfaced
Highly Intoxicated
Muppet
Someone who can't handle alcohol. Synonymous of "Vicky"
SSDDWBUG
Typical reply to the query "UP2?". Abbreviation for "Same shit, different day, what about you gee?".
Schlobaddon
Any penis shaped object used to slap KATIE FLAY! across the face. Bonus points when she's trying to drive
Sungy
Derived from the name "Sonny". 1) Pulling a Sungy: To say you will turn up, and not do it. 2) To trick someone. 3) To Be Tricked - "I got Sungyd into giving all my drinks away"
Depatch
To take posession of somebody elses belongings. "John depatched Caitlyns burger"
Bowlin' ('Til the 'E')
An activity enjoyed by old people at the government gardens. Driving around in random directions until there is no gas left (the 'E'), while playing loud music with heavy bass. May include yelling at random people on the street and doing skids around corners. These ventures are never 100% legal
KFC
1) Becky. 2) Shaq. 3.) Kaye. 4) Breakfast. 5) Lunch. 6) Tea.9 komentarzy 188 dni
havent got ur learnerz yet gee wat r u a kid nah fark i havent even got one lol i susd owt a 18+ card u shud wun of those onli 25 bucks
I've already ran out!
Blehh!
chur fuck nos bro think mite hit up some partys whts ur num??
haha, sounds good!
it was okay 
i just went out with my mum!
it is.... i guess. lol!
big 18 bo??
sweeeet, will do!
ar yea..mean..
back to work.
im still tryna sus out to kum down.bt yea im waitng to yea wat pau sez..he was gana kall me this weakknd..so ill yea from him wats the haps
Aww thats good, i had to leave
i had school & surprisingly i had more engry than i normally do and i wasn't hung over at all. I think alcohol makes me stonger 
my day was alright but i found out i failed maths (which is what i was expecting) but i didn't get the lowest mark so algood 
and i failed social studies which i got really angry at cause normaly I get good marks in social studies 
ah wells. It probably didn't help that i only did like half of one of the booklets. 
and in french i was on this random languages website and there was this "build a face" game and i made a cartoon version of mr nadan lol. How was your day? 
i love you most 
i was getting there!
patience my brother!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY. UR A BIG BOY NOW. GO CAUSE HAVOC IN THE STREETS OF ADULTHOOD.
have a good birthday/night?
ily
locate then elevate then relocate then rehabilitate.
:?
thanks
you too!
Chur bro what you up to Friday? Come around then?
Happy bday too btw
happy birthday?
no probz bra..
hows the gear?
oi....
i'll buy you 2!
one can be a Birthday Burger.
Happy birthday!
You are?
:S
Happy Birthday.
Have some birthday love because I'm awesome like that (: