You know what i learnt today?

Your kids are the only people who never let you down.

Everyone else can fuck right off.

Doctors are bastards. Ex boyfriends are evil and ex-friends are the epitomy of loser!

In the past 2 weeks i have not bothered my arse with a certain Andrew. Nasty little vindictive losers have no place in my life.

Funnily enough, they have had Chris scrolling through previous blogs and all they can muster up is a crap comment which is utter rubbish. That'll be Chris who, in Andrews words, was using Andrew to look after his dog. The dog Andrew battered fuck out of on many occasions. Fact.

I will not be harrassed by anyone, i can assure you.

If all you can do with your time is sit bitching about me and getting your latest shag to leave silly comments, then you really are the annoying stalker that Scott said you are.

Oh and thanks for the phone call to the social, they checked my medical records and i wasn't actually getting enough money. So ha fucking ha! If you are going to report someone, make sure they haven't had 2 major operations when you state they are 'kidding on they are ill'. Pathetic. I'm not the one who works on the side or claimed rent cheques illegally for my boyfriend in my wonderful bought house which will be repossessed at some point. Boring.

Any more harrassment and it will be reported to the police. Unlike some, I'm not a silly wee drunk that will stand for being bullied. You don't frighten me.

That's why i haven't bothered my arse for the past few weeks. Some people are really not worth it. And scum will always stick together.

Yawn.

Harrassment on here will be reported to Bebo. And has been.

Ten Songs You Gotta Hear!

10. Shirley Bassey - Apartment
Damey annoyingness aside, (do we REALLY need 'Dame' on every CD cover? It's so tacky!), Apartment is a fabulously modern little ditty, picture it playing in the background as you lounge in the sun. Failing that, turn on the 'big light' and sip some Malibu & Pineapple on the couch!

9. Bananarama - Love Don't Live Here
The Original Spice Girls (Old Spice?) are still kicking out fabulous tunes and this track from their latest album Viva! is a real campy disco stomper with a fabulous orchestral opening! Sits nicely with their classic 80's hits and recent foray into electro-pop!

8. Laura Branigan - Shattered Glass
Produced by Stock/Aitken/Waterman, this classic 80's HI-NRG romp is perfection! The usual powerfull lyrics and power vocals make this one of Ms Branigan's best tracks. Sadly Laura died of a brain haemmorage a few years back, but her music lives on...

7. Amazonics - Let's Spend The Night Together
I first heard this unlikely bossa nova cover of The Rolling Stones classic in Spain and was blown away by the summery transformation. You must hear it! It is so cheesy and fabulous!

6. Cilla Black - Beautiful Goodbye (Klubkidz Extended Mix)
Yes, Cilla does do disco! This 2009 mix is so utterly modern and yet still totally Cilla. Makes you see Mz Black in a different light. Would sit well on any Electro/Ibiza compilation!

5. Paul Lekakis - Fruit Machine
Unreleased in CD quality until this year on iTunes, this PWL classic is so utterly PWL you will be pissing yourself while you dig out that white vest and ripped denims! Just don't pop a hip doing the "80's arse wiggle"...

4. The Star Alliance featuring Shelia Ferguson - He's A Runner (Fonzerelli Remix)
Updated version of The Three Degrees hit featuring Prince Shelia herself! Sparce vocals, pounding beats, the original melody and Shelia Ferguson - a gay man's wet dream!

3. Kate Ryan - Evidement (Remix)
Belgian songstress Kate is a legend! She sings in English, French and...well, that's it really! She is a master of HI-NRG and Trance classics and this dance version of a once bland ballad is something to get you all teary eyed and dancing. Even if we don't have a fucking clue what she is singing!

2. Mary Kiani - Empty My Cup
Reminiscent of many a pounding Ibiza anthem, Empty My Cup shows that Scottish legend Mary has her finger on the musical pulse and shows that after many years in the business she is STILL the best. Perfect when you want a boogie and a decent singer.

1. Leighton Meester - Somebody To Love
80's retro sound with a modern twist. Much better than Gaga. Some actress from Gossip Girl (never seen it) but don't let that put you off, this is definately one of the best songs of 2009!