Hey guys

Ok, so who else is choked with a cold? Not me, but poor Jamie is down with it - again!

Seanieboi - how's that foot of yours? Stopped kicking the cat yet?

Regan - I been trying to add you as a friend but you need to accept the invite

Won't see you all tonite, but looking forward to seeing you all again soon.

One more thing - February is almost over.... then it's March.... and Spring!!!!! Whoo-hoo! Bye, bye freezing mornings!

Be good. Be safe. Be Happy.

J :-)

A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day.

His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.

Her husband looked stunned. He said "What?"


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WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."

WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"

WIFE: "In the pool."

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