Zoe Morticia Pattison <darcena>
"Software is like sex, it's better when it's free. - Linux Torvalds"


Sixteen [11/11/1992]
I can only be myself - I won’t pretend to be something I’m not [hence i'm not a very good liar]
I speak from my heart; not my brain
I do stupid things all the time
I think too much
I am a Deviant Artist find me at http://www.draconicdarcena.deviantar...
I procrastinate far too much
I am completely paranoid
My best friends are Paris Jones; Adam Shiel; and Danniele Armstrong; they make the world a better place to live in; i sure as hell could not live without them
Single since 06/07/2007

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Hometown
Allendale
Zoe Morticia Pattison's URL
http://www.bebo.com/darcena
Member Since
August 2006

Music
Eminem, Gorillaz, Guns N' Roses, Kaiser Chiefs, Maroon 5, My Chemical Romance, Panic! at the Disco, Pink, Razorlight, The Killers
Films
repo the genetic opera; saw 1, 2, 3, 4, 5; little nicky; young frankenstien; the rocky horror picture show; little shop of horrors
Sports
Badminton, Cycling, Swimming
Scared Of
Wasps Clegs/horse flies
Happiest When
With best friends, Strolling in the moonlight, Camping with the gang, at the beach with friends; hiding behind my sunglasses whist being a vouyer.
MSN & Yahoo & other messenger thingymabobles
MSN = Zoeyleena@hotmail.com Yahoo = Darcena@btinternet.com SKYPE = Darcena
Webshites
http://www.google.com/profiles/draco... http://en.netlog.com/draconicdarcena http://picasaweb.google.com/draconic... http://www.flickr.com/people/darcena/ http://twitter.com/Darcena http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/1... http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?... http://avatars.imvu.com/Guest_darcena http://www.youtube.com/user/zoepattison http://uk.gamespot.com/users/darcena/ http://www.bebo.com/darcena

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  • hehe this is my kind of poetry

    ontop of spagetti ,all covered in cheese
    i lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed
    it rolled off of the table, and onto the floor
    it rolled into the garden,and under a bush
    and now my poor meatball is nothing but mush

    0 Comments 175 days

  • i dont dream often but... (excuse typos cos im sleepy)

    my peculaiar dreams :/

    im only posting this here cos my MSN is fuckified and ill

    forget otherwise BTW i dont intent to type anything

    heartwrenching

    and yes im going bannanas!

    ............................
    i cant recal the detials

    at onre point i was talkign to a charv amnd she said

    something about a guy i was siting on a table (on the table

    not at the table with chairs) and i just grabbed him and

    hugged him tight i looked up and he looked a bit like

    stephen H which was odd then it fizzled out into the next

    dream
    !
    \/
    ...................
    it boils down to me stayign over at one of my online freinds

    houses (i recal not much talking but just snuzzling and

    huggs) and it was like it was a walk in party of something

    and it seemed like it was in either bellingham or

    haltwhistle cos a few of the lads i know live there *cough*

    random jocks*cough* kept walking around in the background
    funny thing is my online freind is from turkey i think

    and it had fizzzled into me in the arms of the dude but it

    was a different dude ; he was kinda cute actually :P

    but like his mum kept trying to get rid of me or something

    and clearly did not like me ;yah; wierd

    and there were a good few people in one of ther rooms (cos

    in my dream the house was a mansion) but one of the rooms

    looked like my grandma's kitchen/sitting room

    there was one point when i told him i'd frorgoten his age

    and name and he looked at me as if i had killed someone (i

    dont blame him really thats kinda bad to forget) then he

    said he was 18 and i recaled his name a little later as

    Yijit or something that i cant spell...

    it ended with him siting provocativly and saying something

    about what are we gunna do next

    0 Comments 185 days

  • gamer related crap

    right since www.gamespot.com blog system is not freindly with my shite computer (my username on there is Darcena)

    my games systems

    >PC (microsoft windows XP,Home edition ,version 2002,service pack 3,intel pentium 4 CPU 1.50 GHz,1.49 GHz, 256 MB of RAM)
    >Game Boy Advance SP
    >Playstation One
    >Xbox 360

    currently not avaliable
    Sims 2 family fun stuff {Danielle has got}
    Devil May Cry 4 {Ben has got}

    im currently borrowing
    Soul Calibur 4 {from ben}

    if you want to borrow any of my games you only need ask ; {the link below will take you to the games i own list on gamespot}[http://uk.gamespot.com/users/darcena...

    i'm currently wanting to borrow/buy
    if you have any of the the games on this list {my wish list on gamespot} and would allow me to borrow one please get in contact, perhaps we could come to some sort of agreement :)
    [http://uk.gamespot.com/users/darcena...

    my xbox live ID is Darcena if anyone cares

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[x] Name: Zoe Morticia Pattison
[x] Birthplace: hexham general hospital
[x] Current Location: allendale
[x] Eye Color: hazel
[x] Hair Color: dark brown
[x] Righty or Lefty: righty
[x] Zodiac Sign: scorpio
-----------------YOU PREFER------------------
[x] Pepsi or coke: coke
[x] McDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds
[x] Single or group dates: single
[x] Adidas or Nike: nike
[x] Chocolate or vanilla: cock-o-lick
[x] Cappuccino or coffee: neither yuck
-----------------DO YOU------------------
[x] Smoke: eww no
[x] Take a shower: yearse
[x] Have a crush(es): no
[x] Who are they: n/a
[x] Do you think you have been in love?: i am :P
[x] Want to go to HIGHER college: yeah
[x] Like high school: not really
[x] Want to get married: no
[x] Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: yes
[x] Believe in yourself: sometimes
[x] Get motion sickness: no
[x] Think you are a health freak: no
[x] Get along with your parents: sometimes
[x] Play an instrument: no
-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
[x] Flown on a plane: yes
[x] Missed school because it was raining?: no
[x] Told a guy/girl that you liked them?: yes
[x] Cried during a Movie?: yes
[x] Ever thought an animated character was hot?: yes :P
[x] Had an imaginary friend: no
[x] Had crush on a teacher?: no
[x] Been caught "doing something": no
[x] Been called a tease: no
[x] Been in a fight: yes
[x] Shoplifted: no
-----------------NUMBER OF-----------------
[x] Number of BOYfriends / GIRLfriends you have had: 2/3
[x] Number of people I could trust with my life: 2
[x] Number of CDs that I own: lots
[x] Number of tattoos: none
[x] Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: never :(
[x] Number of things in my past that I regret: 3
---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
[x] Yourself: sometimes
[x] Your friends: yeah
[x] Santa Claus: no
[x] Tooth Fairy: no
[x] Destiny/Fate: sorta
[x] Angels: no
[x] Ghosts: yes
[x] UFO s: yes
[x] God: its danielle :P
--------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
[x] Do you ever wish you had another name?: nah
[x] Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: ...
[x] Do you like anyone?: yes
[x] Which one of your friends acts the most like you?: adam shiel
[x] Who have you known the longest of your friends?: norris
[x] Are you close to any family member?: mum
[x] Who do you hang around the most?: adzy
[x] When have you cried the most: probly when im angry or frustrated
[x] Whats the best feeling in the world?: tight hugs :P
[x] Worst Feeling?: rejection
---------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
[x] Cried: nope :)
[x] Worn jeans: no
[x] Met someone: school count?
[x] Drove a car: no
[x] Talked on the phone: no
-----------------OPPOSITE SEX------------------
[x] Best eye color: green, or brown
[x] Best hair color: any
[x] Short or long hair: either
[x] Best height: taller than me
[x] Best weight: dont care
[x] Best first date location: dunno

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  • Paris.
    Paris.

    it's complicated?! :O

    3 weeks ago
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    10 weeks ago
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    13 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Paris.
    luv Paris.

    thanks for coming to my party in the end :)
    it was absaaaaaaaaalouuuuuuuuutly amazing.

    but you left your coat!
    it smells lovely :)

    xxxx

    19 weeks ago
  • Elliiee
    Elliiee

    HEY I JUST FOUND THIS COOL NEW SITE WHERE YOU CAN CHAT OR CAM WITH HOTTIES IN YOUR AREA FOR FREE! VISIT MATCHPPL.COM TO CHECK IT OUT! abellera

    20 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Adzy Wadzy Diddly Padzy
    luv Adzy Wadzy Diddly Padzy

    Merry Christmas Zoe!
    I much aggree - Sweeny Todd is BRILLIANT!

    "Have a little bit of priest!"
    Hillarious. =]

    xxx

    27 weeks ago
  • Paris.
    luv Paris.

    Merry christmas Zoe!

    :D

    <3

    x x x x

    27 weeks ago
  • Sophiiee N
    Sophiiee N

    helllooooooooooooooo i havent ssen u in adges :O

    MERRY CHRISTMAS

    LY

    xxxxxxxx

    27 weeks ago
  • Fabulous
    Fabulous

    MERRY CHRISTMAS ZOEEEEEE!!

    :D

    x x x

    27 weeks ago
  • Molly S
    Molly S

    Zoeee your'e online!

    Have you any photos of your party! Adam ddint take a camera!!

    Hows you anyway? looking forward to mocks!!

    mandy!

    29 weeks ago
  • Fabulous
    luv Fabulous

    HOLY SHIT! HE'S YOUR COUSIN!?

    AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
     AAAA!!


    x

    29 weeks ago
  • Voodoo Child
    luv Voodoo Child

    hey u probs wont remember me but were cousins. my grandma is a pattison nd my mums been trying 2 get me 2 track u dwn. i didnt know we went 2 th same school lol plz get in touch x

    29 weeks ago
  • Adzy Wadzy Diddly Padzy
    luv Adzy Wadzy Diddly Padzy

    WHY WE'RE YOU OFFF!
    I hoep you're okay. =]
    xx

    30 weeks ago
  • Molly S
    Molly S

    ZOEEE .....say i great big THANKYOU to your mum for putting up with my son and his freinds at your party!! - she's a brave woman! lol

    Thnkyou agian though...adam said he had a GREAT time!


    toodle pip ( mandy)

    32 weeks ago