Level 1
Smoked A Cigarette x
Smoked A Cigar
Smoked Weed x
Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex x
Drank Alcohol x

SO FAR: 4

Level 2
Are / Been In Love x
Been Dumped x
Shoplifted x
Been Fired
Been In A Fist Fight x

SO FAR: 8

Level 3
Snuck Out Of A Parent's House x
Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back x
Been Arrested x
Made Out With A Stranger x
Gone Out On A Blind Date x

SO FAR: 13

Level 4
Had A Crush On An Older Person x
Skipped School x
Slept With A Co-worker x
Seen Someone / Something Die

SO FAR: 16

Level 5
Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Bebo friends x
Been To Paris x
Been To Spain
Been On A Plane x
Thrown Up From Drinking x

SO FAR: 20

Level 6
Eaten Sushi x
Been Snowboarding x
Met Someone BECAUSE Of Bebo x
Been Mosh Pitting x

SO FAR: 24

Level 7
Been In An Abusive Relationship x
Taken Pain Killers x
Love(d) Someone Who You Can't Have x
Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By x
Made A Snow Angel x

SO FAR: 29

Level 8
Had A Tea Party x
Flown A Kite x
Built A Sand Castle x
Gone Puddle Jumping x
Played Dress Up x

SO FAR: 34

Level 9
Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves x
Gone Sledging x
Cheated While Playing A Game x
Been Lonely x
Fallen Asleep At Work / School x

SO FAR: 39

Level 10
Used A Fake / Someone Else's ID
Watched The Sun Set x
Felt An Earthquake
Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 40

Level 11
Been Tickled x
Been Robbed / Vandalized With Pens x
Robbed Someone
Been Misunderstood x
Pet A Deer x

SO FAR: 44

Level 12
Won A Contest x
Been Suspended x
Had Detention x
Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 47

Level 13
Had / Have Braces
Eaten a whole tube of ice cream in one night x
Had deja vu x
Danced in the moonlight x

SO FAR: 50

Level 14
Hated The Way You Look x
Witnessed A Crime x
Questioned Your Heart x
Been obsessed with post-it-notes x

SO FAR: 54

Level 15
Squished Barefoot Through The Mud x
Been Lost x
Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
Swam In The Ocean x
Felt Like You Were Dying x

SO FAR: 58

Level 16
Played Cops And Robbers x
Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers x
Sang Karaoke x
Paid For A Meal With Only Coins x

SO FAR: 62

Level 17
Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't x
Made Prank Phone Calls x
Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose x

SO FAR: 65

Level 18
Written A Letter To Santa Claus x
Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe x
Watched The Sun Set With Someone You Care / Cared About x
Blown Bubbles x
Made A Bonfire On The Beach x

SO FAR: 70

Level 19
Crashed A Party x
Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People x
Gone Rollerskating / Blading x
Had A Wish Come True x
Been Humped By A Rabbit

SO FAR: 74

Level 20
Worn Pearls x
Jumped Off A Bridge x
Screamed "Penis" In Class x
Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR: 76

Level 22
Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole / Freezer/Ice Cube x
Kissed A Fish x
Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes x
Sat On A Roof Top x

SO FAR: 80

Level 23
Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs x
Done A One-Handed Cartwheel
Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours x
Stayed Up All Night x

SO FAR: 83

Level 24
Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree x
Climbed A Tree x
Have Been In A Tree House x
Have been Scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone x

SO FAR: 87

Level 25
Seen a Ghost x
Have/Had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
Gone Streaking
Jail/Visit x

SO FAR: 89

Level 26
Played Chicken x
Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On x
Broken A Bone
Been Easily Amused x

SO FAR: 92

Level 27
Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
Made A Porn Video x
Caught A Butterfly x
Laughed So Hard You Cried x
Cried So Hard You Laughed x

SO FAR: 96

Level 28
Mooned / Flashed Someone x
Had someone Moon / Flash You x
Cheated On A Test x
Forgotten Someone's Name x
Slept Naked x
French Braided Someones Hair
Gone Skinny Dipping In x

without knowing me or seeing my body, you can probably guess that i have extensive issues with my body.

after talking to my nan and discussing with her i have discovered that she has noticed the sae things and she has pointed out the things that she think are the problem and she thinks that plastic surgery is the way to sort them.. and so do i.

she has agreed top take out a bank loan and pay for it, even if it mean Extensive Intensive Care, as the operation and treatment will be Extensive and Intensive.

the 'Jobs' i require doing are:-

1) Breast Lift - my boob position does not help my physic or confidence in tops and bras.

2) breast Enlargement. getting the lift will mean smaller boobs and i have always wanted them bigger... so i will get this done so i can return to my normal (albiet) a slightly larger size.

3) Tummy Tuck - dont even get me started on my belly. even if i lost weight i wud have a LOT of excess skin... its very annoying

4) Liposuction - on the thys... i hate them and cellulite isnt nice...

5) Arms Lift... i have lost weight in my arms so i have unwanted excess ski which os rly pissing me off

and 6) Laser Hair Removal - i have hair on my arms, stomach, legs. i am sooo far along on the pubic scale for people my age and always have been. it annoys me. i would like it REMOVED and Never to come back. waxing and shaving are NOt permenant solutions and it grows bk nxt day with both.


so here's the question...

should i get this dun under a fake birth date?...

yes or no?

There
was
this girl
and she
was with
her friend.


They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.


The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.


It had creatures in the background and
the man looked like a psycho.


She started laughing with her friend
commenting on how ugly he was.


Right then, an instant message came
up. It said:


SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace?


XxLoVemExX: What?


XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?


SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.


XxLoVemExX: How do you know?


SatanStalker: I know. I know when
people look at my MySpace.


XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?


SatanStalker: I just do.


Satanstalker: Especially to pretty
girls like you.


Satanstalker: With very nice legs I
might say.


At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.


She started to pull them down a little
bit to cover what ever she could.


Her and her friend started to get
worried now.


XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre
starting to scare the living sh*t out
of me.


SatanStalker: You should be afraid.


SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly
guy like me touching your legs huh? I
mean thats what you just said about me
with your friend like a minute ago.


They were in shock.


Her friend: Holy crap man just block
him hes a f*cking psycho!


The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?


SatanStalker: I am.


SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it
wouldnt stop me from coming to your
house.


XxLoVemExX: What? My house?


SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.


XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
leave now because youre freaking me
out.


SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a
problem.


SatanStalker has just signed off.


The girl and her friend were really
scared.


Girls friend: Whatever lets just go
upstairs trust me I doubt hes really
coming. Its just a joke from


someone. They went upstairs and were
having
a


pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
friend


said she


had to go to the bathroom. The girl
said
ok.
Ten


minutes later the girl noticed that her
friend
was


still in the bathroom and was wondering
what
was


up. She goes and knocks but no one said
anything


she opens it and finds her friend
there on
the


ground dead. She started to scream but
when
she


turned around he was there. News the
next


morning said that there was one girl
dead
in
the


bathroom; her neck sliced with blood
all
over
the


ground. with her head nailed to the
wall.
Just
her


head.


If you do not repost this in the next
two
minutes


there will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
one


in your room, and one killing your
parents
at
that


very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
what
are


you waiting for?