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Dani McAlpine <danipanties>
"i don't wanna be an angel, i jst wanna be god!"


I wanna go back to ibiza!!!!

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December 2006

Dani McAlpine says:
"chuck bass" (3 days ago) me too!

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Princess Fiona
only she can get a carpet burn alone!!!!

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Nickelback, Stone Sour, Aerosmith, Metallica, Guns N Rosies, AC/DC, The Rolling Stones, RHCP, 30 Seconds to Mars, Foo Fighters, Skid Row, Shinedown, New York Dolls, Creed, Velvet Revolver, Nirvana, Ugly Kid Joe, Metal Skool, Bon Jovi, Warrent, Motley Crue, Kid Rock, Iron Maiden, Whitesnake, Def Leappard, The Ramones, Led Zepplin, Kiss, Lost Prophets, Van Halen, Alter Bridge, The Calling, The Killers, David Bowie, Britney Spears, Girls Aloud, Christina Aguilera, Pink, Avril Lavigne, Rihanna
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Die Hard's, Rambo's, Pulp Fiction, True Romance, Armageddon, Hostage, St Elmo's Fire, The Notebook, Road House, Cruel Intentions, The Lost Boys, Empire Records, Dirty Dancing, Footloose, Beaches, Labyrinth, Risky Bussiness, Gone in 60 seconds, The Doors, When Harry Met Sally, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Coach Carter, Step Up, The Fast and the Furious, Take the Lead, Pretty Woman, S.W.A.T, PS I Love You, Kill Bill, Pearl Harbour, Phonebooth, Sex and the City

 

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hmm...
well it was ment to b a frog :| but lks more like ET.. what u think? hahha
xx p.s make tht song on ur page go away!!! :| lol xx
Allanahlvsjames 0 Replys
laura & dani try 2 go home!
when in doubt follow a cat!
Dani McAlpine 1 Reply
Skydiving!
Hell Ye that could be us.
Dont ask y we look like a butterfly, we just do!! :D xx
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HAHA TEAM REHAB!!!
WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.. and for some reason, that's ok.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butts while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.

4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we started out at just 4 hours ago.

5. We drop our 3am submarine sandwich/pizza slice on
the floor, pick it up and continue eating it like its nobody's business.

6.We start crying and declare to everyone we see, including people we barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH.

7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!"

8. We're suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom... and
>so is the geek next to us.

9. We don't see anything wrong with making out with >profs/co-workers/boss should they be around

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table or bar and start to sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming to us.

11. Our eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep them half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy.

12. We've suddenly taken up smoking and we believe we're really good at it

13. We yell at the bartender who we believe has cheated us by giving us just orange juice, but that's just because we can no longer taste the vodka.

14. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the floor.. or like the mop.

15. We start every conversation with a slurred "Don't take this the wrong way but..."

16. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down before we sit on it.

17. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. We are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going home, we just sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a quick nap.

19. We begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly jeans to cut down on the time we're in the bathroom away from our drink.

20. We take our shoes off because a) they're ridiculously impractical... but soo beautiful! b) We believe it's the shoes' fault that we can't walk straight.

21. No matter what got broken, thrown up on, stolen, no matter who said what or who went home with whoever else - we ALWAYS call each other the next day
0 Comments 135 days ago
wooo
i got my tickets 2 go see bon jovi.....woop woop
how much u bettin i make front row again????
xcitement!
now i jst gotta w8 7months till they cum...shite!
haha
x
1 Comment 299 days ago
Chuck Norris...

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Chuck Norris uses his abs to smooth diamonds.

Chuck Norris does not dodge bullets. Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

Everynight before the bogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

It was once believed that Chuck actually lost a fight to a terrorist, but that is a lie, created by Chuck himself to lure more terrorists to him.

Chuck Norris went tae the same school as Charles Bronson and stole his dinner money everyday.

Chuck Norris isn’t afraid of the dark…the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once killed a lion with his bare hands.

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax just by looking at her and shouting ALLAH!

Anthropologists are studying Chuck Norris to try to find the origins of the lack of “flight” in his “fight or flight” response.

Chuck Norris used to racially abuse Bruce Lee to his face, and forced him to cook him Chicken choi mein every night free of charge.

Alex Salmond has abandoned any future plans for wind farms in Scotland. He is just going to use Chuck Norris’s arms to power the whole of Scotland and sell the surplus energy to the East Coast of America.

There was a Comet headin straight for Earth one year ago, it was too big for Nasa to destroy wi Nuclear bombs... so they phoned Chuck Norris to jump up on springs and punch fuck oot it.

Chuck Norris once challenged John Smeaton to a square go. Mr Smeaton kindly refused the advance.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris won a game of connect 4 in 2 moves.

Chuck Norris can delete the recycle bin.

If you wake up tomorrow, it’ll be because Chuck Norris allowed you to.

Chuck Norris once held down eight Tigers and gang raped them.

Chuck Norris dosent sleep, he waits.

When Chuck Norris does push ups, he’s actually pushing the ground down.

The Argies surrendered Port Stanley when the heard that Chuck Norris had been born.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Jeep.

Chuck Norris drowned a fish.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

Chuck Norris died 5 years ago, Death never had the balls to tell him.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris plays Russian roulette with a fully loded revolver… and wins.

Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.

When God said, “Let there be light”, Chuck Norris said, “say please.”

Chuck Norris doesn’t need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.

Chuck Norris knocked that terrorist oot, then lit his roll up aff that jeep.

Chuck Norris calander goes stright from 31st of March to the 2nd of April……No one fools Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris put ‘laughter’ into Manslaughter!!!

Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murderes in Aberdeen, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not “attempt” murder.
0 Comments 325 days ago
 

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Which Rock Band Are You?

KISS

Kiss is an American rock band formed in New York City in January 1973. Easily identified by their trademark face paint and stage outfits, the group rose to prominence in the mid-1970s on the basis of their elaborate live performances, which featured fire-breathing, blood spitting, smoking guitars, and pyrotechnics. Kiss has been awarded 24 gold albums to date. The group's worldwide sales exceed 90 million albums.
 

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Comments

Princess Fiona
Hey Shexxi!!

Im off on my holibags.........Ill see you soon!
Youll still have a better tan than me!!

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5 hours ago
OOhh
hi from your new friend x:L :L :L
12 hours ago
Vicki McLennan
hey chick, its cool another time. just had unforeseen shit happen so i would have had to cancel anyway

xxx

just to fill you in the prick still has my phone>:( >:(
20 hours ago
Lynseypins
ola, hows things? how was Ibiza, i wanna hear everything!!!me n lou loovvvvvveddddd it!!!!where are the pics???xx
1 day ago
Vicki McLennan
hey, you workin on saturday? do you fancy goin out for lunch n makin a day of it?
1 day ago
Danielle Hogg
Im sooooo gona start watching the 2nd series tomorrow lol!! Chuck Bass is a legend like, his charm would defo work on me haha! xxxx
2 days ago
Danielle Hogg
Does ur refernce to Chuck Bass mean uv seen the new series of Gossip Girl?!?!?!?! xxxxx
2 days ago
Vicki McLennan
Let me know how you get on today

xxx
2 days ago
Vicki McLennan
sorry i missed you when you called last night, me and jason had an early night. was the call for any reason?

xxx
2 days ago
Vicki McLennan
Im still goin, not done yet. probably wont be comletely done til Wednesday:( :( just stoped for the kids comin in and to get a cup of tea.:L :L i have rage issues wi tidying:L :L

what you up to this week hun?

xxx
3 days ago
Vicki McLennan
Me and jason walked past sporsters on friday but thats it. it looked REALLY busy. So you still a Rosie's Girl then:L :L By the sound of City i really wouldnt like it. We're going back to Glasgow either this friday or next, it was good:D

im busy getting the house all ready. Threw out at least four bags of shite already, i fckn hate tidying>:(

So why have you and the girls STILL NOT put any ibiza photos up????? i know there's only a couple but i want a wee nosey:)

xxxx
3 days ago
Vicki McLennan
hey chick XXX how was your weekend then? I had a good one. Sore head 2day, the football was on yesterday and i couldnt let Jason drink all alone:L :L :L Loved the Social:D we came back to falkirk and went into spoons and omg why do we stay here:( I kind of remember calling you on Friday:L :L Good times:L :L

XXX
3 days ago
Zombies R Scary
hiya!! remember me? hehe. did you enjoy your chips and cheese or whatever you got? my chips were good, fi what i remember!! did you have a good night thursday? xx
5 days ago
Vicki McLennan
Hey hunni, hope you had a good nite. goin 2 go 2 Glasgow the day, cocktails all day woohoo:D :D i'll pop round b4 we leave XXX
6 days ago
Vicki McLennan
enjoy your thursday nite banter chick:L :L :L
1 week ago
Vicki McLennan
hey babe x is it cool to come round at some point 2day for a loan of a bag?

Sorry you had to leave yesterday. we never actually stayed out that long. i had 2 drinks then we went shopping and came home for 6 at the latest. light weights:L :L

xxx
1 week ago
An Addictive Pain
not been up 2 much myself really
startted running again and goin out on my bike but the weather just now is abit shite for it so...

need 2 catch up at some point :)

xxxx
1 week ago
An Addictive Pain
sounds like it was a good laugh :D

knew there would be something that went wrong didnt think it would be that you had 2 saw your way into your case tho lol

so what you gettin up 2 then now your back and have 2 weeks off ?

xxxx
1 week ago
An Addictive Pain
well lil miss how was the holiday then ?

hope it went well :D

xxxx
1 week ago
Vicki McLennan
AC/DC dates havent been confirmed yet but its supposed to kick off in october :D :D :D will keep you posted

not been up to much. went out for dinner on saturday, went to burntisland for dinner last night. oh me n jas are goin to see about tattoos on thursday, goin to stirling to see kirsty so REALLY excited about that. we'll need to get a lot of arse grabbing in before i get booked in :L :L :L lookin forward to that too:P :P

About 12 2morow's fine dolly. See you then xxx
1 week ago
 
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