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Fake ice? PISH!
Me, Myself, and I
Having a social beverage discussing solutions to global miss functions.



























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The Other Half Of Me
.Khristmas-Kempy.

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Albert ghost!

Things i can do
Run fast, jump onto a wheely bin from standing, bruise some one with a tennis ball, handle my drink resonably well, play texas hold 'um, say ive been to more than one prodigy gig, remember the rules to ring of fire, down beer rapid, lap dance... apparently
Things i cant do
Play the wii, rap, the flosbury flop, speak other languages apart from english, bend my fingers back far, play instruments thats not percussion, lick my nose, magic tricks, pick up a hammer with my toes
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la tomatina 2009 part 2

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  • have a rant.

    click on the title to see the hole thing.

    i hate people that drop litter and say "its the bin mans job to pick it up, im just giving him a job" because thats like setting fire to a house and saying "its the firemans job to put it out, im just giving him a job" you fuckin idiots!

    i hate when your internet fails and a window pops up telling you the report that was sent to www,mircosoft.com had failed... of course it fucking failed my internet isnt working!

    i hate people that want Scotland to go to war with England... thats like France going to war with Paris. *hint* it wouldn't work. there is a reason we are the UNITED kingdom.

    I hate when your phone manages to come off key pad lock and delete all the numbers in your phone book that you may acctualy need whilest in your pocket. seriously! wtf! make it fucking harder for some one to delete contacts!

    i hate people that are really really clever when it comes to computers but spend their life making viruses and bugs. heres an idea! why dont you use your knowlage to do something helpful!

    i hate Paris Hilton. she would get it in both ways. the sexual way and the kick in the teeth way. it should be called the "wasteful life" instead of the simple life. her existance is an insult to other simple minded people and their simple lifes. it makes me wonder how stupid the millions sperm she managed to beat would be.

    i hate jelly fish. they are infact over 95% water and have no brain, heart or any other organs which therefore make them no more that water that stings like fuck if you swim through it!

    i hate dyslexia. i have dyslexia... its a bastard. you know when you are doing something important or trying to explain something and you cant think of a word? well its like that in every sentance! and there are the other added bonuses such as not being able to spell or read or write or grip a pencil :S i know wtf!? im sure that was just some primary school bull shit tho.

    i hate people that drill holes in their exhaust of their crappy wee hatch backs. its like attaching a horn that shouts "look at me i have a shit car" also while im on the subject why would any one want a spoiler on a hatch back? is it cause you 1.5 liter engine might make the back end of your car fly of the road? eeehh nope! admit it. its cause you think it looks cool. now say that to your self over a few times and see how stupid you feel.

    i hate religon. however i do not hate religous people its your choice to believe what you want BUT if there was some superior being that control just about everything wouldnt you be a bit pissed off at him for allowing such things as poverty, war, polution, disease and so on to exsist? exactly.

    i hate the TV comedy show "scallywaga" where one sketch consists of some school kids (who btw look about 40) say "achillymondo" then wait for the reply of the teacher and then say "achickybondo" what the utter fuck does that mean and how is it in any way funny?! its clear that they thought it would catch on and kids would be saying it in school to their teachers. *note to teachers* if you do catch any one saying that in class slap fuck out the wee cunt and also now you know who to really blame.

    i hate people that dive in a football game that means nothing and where there is no money involved. there is a reason why people dive in professional football its because there is millions of pounds at stake not bragging rights for about 10 minutes after a match.

    i hate young teams. their ages seem to range from 12 to 25. not only do some people never grow up but they also go about spray painting "young team" on the back of shops and throw up a tantrum when they dont get sold "beavy" for their "sqwad" also as liam pointed out when they are talking about their "crew" they say "oan tap" first of all you shouldnt need a dyslexic person telling you its "on top" and second on top of what? your under age bird mate thats what. can you really boast about getting jiggy

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  • Bucket list. (things to do before i kick the bucket)

    1.Bull run
    2.Sky dive
    3.Tomato fight/ La Tomatina
    4.Visite every continent
    5.Fly a plane
    6.Fly in a helicopter
    7.Ride a motor cycle
    8.Learn to drive
    9.Learn Chinese
    10.Learn Spanish
    11.Learn guitar
    12.Become expert on G-hero
    13.Write a song
    14.Go on X factor for a laugh
    15.Do a stunt
    16.Toy with fait
    17.Find out who Banksy is
    18.roll a car
    19.join a riot
    20.protest about something
    21.find a way of sticking it to the man
    22.get in a bar fight
    23.buy and drink a keg of beer
    24.down a liter of beer
    25.snow board
    26.do the London marathon
    27.shark dive
    28.do the Inca trail
    29.pick a fight with a ventriloquists doll
    30.streek at a football match
    31.white water raft
    32.break a record
    33.bunjee jump
    34.have three some or more
    35.sleep with famous person
    36.go to a fancy dress party on acid
    37.enter an eating competition
    38.see rage against the machine play
    39.get a lap dance
    40.watch a big boxing fight
    41.get a tattoo
    42.take part in Oktober fest
    43.be on a game show
    44.get really good at something and quit while I am ahead
    45.invent something useful
    46.plant a tree
    47.do the red bull pier jump flying comptition thing
    48.be an extra in a film
    49.learn to surf
    50.sleep with a cheer leader
    51.pick a fight i know i cant win
    52.play slam ball
    53.learn to play golf
    54.have a 24 hour movie marathon
    55.go to a silent disco and mosh!
    56.go to a foam party
    57.go sailing
    58.meet Terry Tate
    59.learn to card count
    60.crowd surf
    61.paint a midget
    62.follow the tartan army
    63.do 100 keepy upies
    64.drink and irish man under the table
    65.meet a rasta
    66.fly a glider plane.
    67.travel through the Bermuda triangle
    68.join a picket line
    69.learn to shuffle cards like a pro
    70.make a bomb
    71.make a porno
    72.moony someone important
    73.swim with dolphins
    74.fire a gun
    75.learn to breath fire
    76.learn to juggle
    77.build a statue of myself
    78.stay up for 2 days straight
    79.sleep for 2 days straight
    80.save a life
    81.learn a good magic trick
    82.complete tekken 3 for the PS1
    83.gamble in Vegas
    84.beat my brother at an arm wrestle
    85.catch a fish bigger than me
    86.meet Usain Bolt
    87.buy and wear a striper coastume
    88.visit all the wonders of the world
    89.collect something and stick to it
    90.live over the age of 50
    91.go in a hot air balloon
    92.raise over 5000 pounds for charity
    93.learn to dance
    94.drive a ford mustang
    95.get a cool scar with a cool story behind it
    96.be in the news
    97.be a wrestler for a day
    98.eye ball vodka
    99.carry on the family name
    100.complete this list.

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  • top 10 coolest films

    1.300
    2.Matrix
    3.Sin City
    4.Fight Club
    5.Shoot 'em Up
    6.Die Hard
    7.Blade
    8.Ironman
    9.Reservoir Dogs
    10.Oceans 11




    any films you feel should be in the top ten leave a comment on the blog.

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Loose-head Prop
"Dave"
Hooker
"Thomas"
Tight-head Prop
Iain Davidson
Second Row L
Rhys Black
Second Row R
Evan
Blind-side Flanker
Declan Slaven
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Craig M
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Gregor Hutt
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Fraser Hutt
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"David"
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"Nath"
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Zac Efron
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"Road Runner"
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"Hooch"
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Gordon Birse
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  • Ashleigh.
    luv Ashleigh.

    i'm not going to lie to you, your passport photo is rather adorable...

    4 days ago
  • Rachel Maguire.
    luv Rachel Maguire.

    Im glad some one got the message to you,
    I do actually have an invite for you but i'll get it to you soon,
    No one has one so far...
    How are you anyway?

    xxx.

    6 days ago
  • Lauren Brewster
    luv Lauren Brewster

    yesyesyes!!
    it's fancy dress by the way and the theme is 'R' - so come dressed as a robot, Rambo, robber.. etc.. and get MERRY! lol X

    6 days ago
  • Jen.
    luv Jen.

    :D oh im exactly the same! college then work. work then college. always sneak a wee drink in there somewhere though. hehe im good thanks. you any plans for the weekend? ha! the big bad world is treating me ok.. FOR NOW!! :O hahahahahaha x

    6 days ago
  • Zac Efron
    Zac Efron

    if only i sat on a wall instead... later on humpty dumpty and mr munchies went to the shell garage and spent ridiculous amounts of money on food... :L
    classical night cheers for making it good ;)
    again!!!!!!!

    6 days ago
  • Lauren Brewster
    Lauren Brewster

    clum are you going to rachy's 18th? X

    1 week ago
  • Jen.
    luv Jen.

    hi.hi.hi.:D CLUM! how are you? :D i havent seen you in agessss.:( lol what you been up to? x x x

    1 week ago
  • Zac Efron
    Zac Efron

    basically lewis is a biatch

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  • Lauren Brewster
    Lauren Brewster

    square go

    1 week ago
  • Nichola
    luv Nichola

    clumbum.

    2 weeks ago
  • Zac Efron
    Zac Efron

    yeah it was too far :/ no need :)
    ill be doing something a million times worse :P
    good night though (H)

    2 weeks ago
  • Zac Efron
    luv Zac Efron

    basically... when i was sleeping at yours...
    i am disgusted by there childish ways

    2 weeks ago
  • Jen.
    luv Jen.

    sooo glad to see im back in the top friends.:D haha msn btw.. jen-26@hotmail.co.uk i just relised i didnt have you on my new msn. lol how you doing? x x x

    2 weeks ago
  • Zac Efron
    luv Zac Efron

    ive been hearing alot about the politics chat we must catch up ;) :P
    x

    2 weeks ago
  • Jen.
    Jen.

    ahw poor show clum!!! :( lol i would have bought you belated birthday drinks and evryting! haha you dressing up? sorry, only jakey love. x

    3 weeks ago
  • Jen.
    Jen.

    town for hallow'een? :D x x x

    3 weeks ago
  • Zac Efron
    Zac Efron

    we are due a beer... and not a bitch a conversation ? lol
    x

    3 weeks ago
  • Jen.
    luv Jen.

    hi there.:) how were your birthday celebrations then babe? sorry i couldnt make it.:( x

    6 weeks ago
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