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i hate people that drop litter and say "its the bin mans job to pick it up, im just giving him a job" because thats like setting fire to a house and saying "its the firemans job to put it out, im just giving him a job" you fuckin idiots!

i hate when your internet fails and a window pops up telling you the report that was sent to www,mircosoft.com had failed... of course it fucking failed my internet isnt working!

i hate people that want Scotland to go to war with England... thats like France going to war with Paris. *hint* it wouldn't work. there is a reason we are the UNITED kingdom.

I hate when your phone manages to come off key pad lock and delete all the numbers in your phone book that you may acctualy need whilest in your pocket. seriously! wtf! make it fucking harder for some one to delete contacts!

i hate people that are really really clever when it comes to computers but spend their life making viruses and bugs. heres an idea! why dont you use your knowlage to do something helpful!

i hate Paris Hilton. she would get it in both ways. the sexual way and the kick in the teeth way. it should be called the "wasteful life" instead of the simple life. her existance is an insult to other simple minded people and their simple lifes. it makes me wonder how stupid the millions sperm she managed to beat would be.

i hate jelly fish. they are infact over 95% water and have no brain, heart or any other organs which therefore make them no more that water that stings like fuck if you swim through it!

i hate dyslexia. i have dyslexia... its a bastard. you know when you are doing something important or trying to explain something and you cant think of a word? well its like that in every sentance! and there are the other added bonuses such as not being able to spell or read or write or grip a pencil :S i know wtf!? im sure that was just some primary school bull shit tho.

i hate people that drill holes in their exhaust of their crappy wee hatch backs. its like attaching a horn that shouts "look at me i have a shit car" also while im on the subject why would any one want a spoiler on a hatch back? is it cause you 1.5 liter engine might make the back end of your car fly of the road? eeehh nope! admit it. its cause you think it looks cool. now say that to your self over a few times and see how stupid you feel.

i hate religon. however i do not hate religous people its your choice to believe what you want BUT if there was some superior being that control just about everything wouldnt you be a bit pissed off at him for allowing such things as poverty, war, polution, disease and so on to exsist? exactly.

i hate the TV comedy show "scallywaga" where one sketch consists of some school kids (who btw look about 40) say "achillymondo" then wait for the reply of the teacher and then say "achickybondo" what the utter fuck does that mean and how is it in any way funny?! its clear that they thought it would catch on and kids would be saying it in school to their teachers. *note to teachers* if you do catch any one saying that in class slap fuck out the wee cunt and also now you know who to really blame.

i hate people that dive in a football game that means nothing and where there is no money involved. there is a reason why people dive in professional football its because there is millions of pounds at stake not bragging rights for about 10 minutes after a match.

i hate young teams. their ages seem to range from 12 to 25. not only do some people never grow up but they also go about spray painting "young team" on the back of shops and throw up a tantrum when they dont get sold "beavy" for their "sqwad" also as liam pointed out when they are talking about their "crew" they say "oan tap" first of all you shouldnt need a dyslexic person telling you its "on top" and second on top of what? your under age bird mate thats what. can you really boast about getting jiggy

1.Bull run
2.Sky dive
3.Tomato fight
4.Visite every continent
5.Fly a plane
6.Fly in a helicopter
7.Ride a motor cycle
8.Learn to drive
9.Learn Chinese
10.Learn Spanish
11.Learn guitar
12.Become expert on G-hero
13.Write a song
14.Go on X factor for a laugh
15.Do a stunt
16.Toy with fait
17.Find out who Banksy is
18.roll a car
19.join a riot
20.protest about something
21.find a way of sticking it to the man
22.get in a bar fight
23.buy and drink a keg of beer
24.down a liter of beer
25.snow board
26.do the London marathon
27.shark dive
28.do the Inca trail
29.pick a fight with a ventriloquists doll
30.streek at a football match
31.white water raft
32.break a record
33.bunjee jump
34.have three some or more
35.sleep with famous person
36.go to a fancy dress party on acid
37.enter an eating competition
38.see rage against the machine play
39.get a lap dance
40.watch a big boxing fight
41.get a tattoo
42.take part in Oktober fest
43.be on a game show
44.get really good at something and quit while I am ahead
45.invent something useful
46.plant a tree
47.do the red bull pier jump flying comptition thing
48.be an extra in a film
49.learn to surf
50.sleep with a cheer leader
51.pick a fight i know i cant win
52.play slam ball
53.learn to play golf
54.have a 24 hour movie marathon
55.go to a silent disco and mosh!
56.go to a foam party
57.go sailing
58.meet Terry Tate
59.learn to card count
60.crowd surf
61.paint a midget
62.follow the tartan army
63.do 100 keepy upies
64.steel something worth more than 100 pounds
65.meet a rasta
66.fly a glider plane.
67.travel through the Bermuda triangle
68.join a picket line
69.learn to shuffle cards like a pro
70.make a bomb
71.make a porno
72.moony someone important
73.swim with dolphins
74.fire a gun
75.learn to breath fire
76.learn to juggle
77.build a statue of myself
78.stay up for 2 days straight
79.sleep for 2 days straight
80.save a life
81.learn a good magic trick
82.complete tekken 3 for the PS1
83.gamble in Vegas
84.beat my brother at an arm wrestle
85.catch a fish bigger than me
86.meet Usain Bolt
87.buy and wear a striper coastume
88.visit all the wonders of the world
89.collect something and stick to it
90.live over the age of 50
91.go in a hot air balloon
92.raise over 5000 pounds for charity
93.learn to dance
94.drive a ford mustang
95.get a cool scar with a cool story behind it
96.be in the news
97.be a wrestler for a day
98.eye ball vodka
99.carry on the family name
100.complete this list.

1.300
2.Matrix
3.Sin City
4.Fight Club
5.Shoot 'em Up
6.Die Hard
7.Blade
8.Ironman
9.Reservoir Dogs
10.Oceans 11




any films you feel should be in the top ten leave a comment on the blog.