61 things culchies love.....



1 A nice bit of ham.

2 Buttered biscuits.

3 Diggin Houles.

4 Saying its too cold to snow

5. Cuttin' Turf.

6 Tayto Cheese & Onion

7. Bogs.

8 A stretch in the evenings

9 Lucozade

10 Accordians

11 Pretending to like Holy Week.

12 A dinner dance

13 Gettin clattered in muck.

14 Shania Twain.

15 Hefers

16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual

17 Steel toe caps.

18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.

19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA

20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.

21 The smell of fresh dung.

22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.

23 Work Clothes

24 A bottle of mineral.

25 Fightin'.

26 Puttin on a gansey to stop them from bein foundered

27 'The' Hurling/Fitball.

28 Being overweight.

29 Weemin wha resembl e Hefers.

30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.

31 Drink driving.

32 Red diesel

33 The Fear of Change.

34 A nice bit of Barnbrac

35 Lying.

36 Building walls.

37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food

38 Pretending to like mass

39 Talking about shite like Flax and the Corncrake.

40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.

41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.

42 Mohammed Ali.

43 Machinery.

44 Strange uppy-downy walks.

45. Cuttin' sticks fer the fiare

46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.

47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.

48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for weemin.

49 Soda farls.

50 Sponge 'n Custirt

51 'Amerikay', and anything to do with it.

52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.

53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.

55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.

56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.

57 Club Orange

58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner

59 The Foot & Mouth.

60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds. Wit milk and budder.

61 TK Red Lemonade

During the summer of 2007 in Northern Ireland, a group of four friends met online to play a game over the internet. They communicated with each other via trial webcam software supplied by a company called neXCorp. The company was about to create a presence within the country as a leading provider of telecommunications technologies, when something happened.

During their initial session, the four friends began disappearing one at a time, and the footage was recovered from a damaged neXCorp satellite some time later. Nobody seems to have noticed that the people had disappeared – it was as if they never existed. The footage was then placed onto the internet by a mysterious figure known only as “v4ng4rd3”, and it contained two pieces of important information:
• The address of the neXCorp website (http://www.nexcorp.co.uk), and
• A four-word message embedded in the webcam titles – Distant Jeopardy Nearing Return.

The neXCorp website had been incapacitated since that summer, but it contained a secret link to a broadcast by an enigmatic person…

In March 2008, a mysterious figure known only as Gabriel, The Emissary Designate of the Nexus, started to transmit cryptic messages to the world, stating that an entity known as “The Fraternity” have been here for centuries, and that they are not to be trusted. He also stated that they are now “on the move”. Before he could tell the world anything else, his broadcast was intercepted, and The Fraternity of the Eternal Brotherhood dismissed the message as a hoax.

Unknown to The Fraternity, the elite Nexus agent encoded a secret message in his first broadcast for such an eventuality. The secret message led viewers to another broadcast, where Gabriel informed the world that The Nexus had managed to acquire a secure forum on the back of the neXCorp website, which was located at http://www.nexcorp.co.uk/forum. This forum is highly important to The Nexus, as it is the one last secure place for its agents to communicate freely, telling the world of its fate.

The Nexus forum administrator, known as NexAdmin, had heard rumours and whisperings of frustration with some of the active Nexus agents. The most horrifying news of all was that Gabriel had decided to divert from his mission, and instead abduct an acolyte from The Fraternity of the Eternal Brotherhood. The higher echelons within The Nexus, known as High Command, were not pleased, and encouraged Gabriel to continue with his mission of feeding information to the populace. Gabriel decided to take matters into his own hands, all the while stepping on the toes of another Nexus agent, The Custodian.

News reached NexAdmin of the success of Gabriel’s mission, but it had its price: there was a rumour that Gabriel had been injured during the abduction, and that it was more serious than first believed.

Gabriel was urged by High Command to hand his prisoner over to The Custodian for interrogation, as well as handing himself in for a medical screening, but he refused, instead adopting his own methods of deprogramming. The Custodian contacted Gabriel directly, to try to speak some sense into him, but again he refused. Gabriel’s future within The Nexus is now in doubt, as it seems he has become a renegade agent.

Gabriel had started to feel the effects of his injuries incurred during the acolyte’s abduction, and so contacted NexAdmin, who informed him that in order to receive help, he had to relinquish his prisoner to The Custodian and hand himself in to The Nexus. Gabriel refused, and seemed determined to follow his path, whatever the cost.

The Fraternity of the Eternal Brotherhood finally broke their silence, and demanded the release of the prisoner. They also made subtle hints about Gabriel’s fate, and it seemed that some sort of toxin had been introduced into his system during his self-appointed mission.

Gabriel responded with his own message to all the

ok day 2 of attempting write something here everyday and i dont think i have much to write about apart from me being incredible ill, my brother brougt in the monster flu last week and we all thought it didnt get the rest of us but it attacked the rest of us (bar ciara of course!!) over the last 2 days! dad got it the worst (well thats wat he says anyway!) and me and mum are currently having waves of feeling ok and then tsunami type waves of feeling like a monster truck has parked on top of us!
The lovely Saz texted me last night asking if i fancied heading to see the smasing pumpkins! of course i fancied it but after driving over 300 miles in the past 2 days and the beginings of the monster flu meant that there was no chance. so i've been checking my emails and bebo on my mobile all day from my bed and then i realised it was the 11th!!! many of you may turn around and say "and???" but those in the know will understand why i felt enough of a lift to get me out of bed!! Season 3 of Lonelygirl 15 started today, and its ok emma is alive but maybe not so well, and it is shocking how much gina looks like her big sister bree!! oh and whilst i was on here i checked out the Kate modern page, Charlie has a new roommate (which i hinted at in my day trippin blog) and he is a hottie! but in the breeniverse everyone is connected to the order somehow, even if you are an austrailian carpenter who loves to cook, has ocd and a shocking taste in sunglasses! but maybe thats just my paranoia??? Talking of internet interactive series a new one calle "Sofia's Diary" is begining on the 14th of March. well it previews and then it all kicks off on st paddy's day, i met the creator of it this weekend and its history is amazing. it also helped an awful lot with my course! met some really interesting people too!
anyway i think i writen enough, actually i've possibly written too much! oh well! later days!