Jordan X.

got my es ticket yeah boiiiiiiii, anybody else going

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  • from Lisburn, the bronx.
  • Profile views: 36,041
  • Member since: May 2006
  • Last active: 9 minutes ago
  • www.bebo.com/EUPHORIA_X

About Me

Tagline
fuck this for a game a darts like.
Me, Myself, and I
There once was a dude called Jordan.
Who had incredible boredom.
So he gelled up his hair,
And had an affair.
And the guy's wife totally floored him.

i like getting wrecked.
why?

 
The Other Half Of Me
Optimus A.D.D

Optimus A.D.D

you leave me alone, i could have you killed

http://www.myspace.com/casey____
http://www.facebook.com/EUPHORIAAAAA
Music:
FFTL. lil wayne. HTID. korn. iwrestledabearonce. showtek. johnny truant. styles. scott brown. jody den broeder. art of fighters. dot dot curve. snoop dogg. lady gaga. atreyu. young jeezy. hixxy. BMTH. tatu. DDG. crystal castles. sky eats airplane. TDWP. technoboy.
Sports:
football.
Happiest When:
I'M FUCKIN BLAZIN. in sportsworld. being called sergio LMAO. i do the thing when i'm so smashed i stop and close my eyes and pretend there's a beat on before doing a kaka celebration. BURGER AN PINT. making jokes about michael stone. united get beat. eating breakfast subways. i've more alcopops than fingers.
Don't Like:
the over dependancy on beebz and facebook. adidas shit that's £60. pulling my back out. cristiano ronaldo. the house is outta milk. NOT BURGER AN PINT. when i have to repeat myself, and i know it's my fault. sugar puff milk. my lack of balance. psychologists' names. the guy who does stand up for the sponsor of comedy on channel4. the inevitable fact i'm gonna hafta pay full on a bus. getting id'd twice in weatherspoons within a minute.

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  • Bekka McCloskey
    luv Bekka McCloskey

    nice wee day!

    21 hours ago via Mobile
  • Bekka McCloskey
    Bekka McCloskey

    you're a part time lover and a full time friend. the monkey on your back is the latest trend.
    i don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else.
    buuuuuuuttttt youuuuuu



    MY EAR IS SO FUKING SORE SEE IF I DIE, IM GONNA KILL YOU.

    2 days ago
  • Bekka McCloskey
    Bekka McCloskey

    my ears sore.

    2 days ago
  • Bekka McCloskey
    Bekka McCloskey

    here.


    im not well.

    2 days ago
  • Bekka McCloskey
    Bekka McCloskey

    sore ear nice knees fat legs blondie mccloskey

    THATS WHAT THE LADIES CALL ME (H)

    4 days ago
  • Rach
    Rach


    whatever,i creep everyone ;L

    5 days ago
  • Bekka McCloskey
    luv Bekka McCloskey

    katie price, thats ur name
    that name again is katie price

    6 days ago
  • Bekka McCloskey
    Bekka McCloskey

    i know he's not well
    jordan alan charles.



    AND SO AM I.

    6 days ago
  • KP
    KP

    GOOOOOOOOOOD STUFFF.



    NICE PLAN BATMAN....if i'm not working that is [;

    6 days ago
  • Heyy Babbyy
    luv Heyy Babbyy

    For being the best :)

    Love youuuuu

    6 days ago via Mobile
  • LDog
    LDog

    Well give me ya MSN so i wont have to sleg you over Bebo, you give me terrible nerdrage :D

    6 days ago
  • KP
    KP

    ILL TO BETTER THAN THAT

    HELLO
    HOW'RE YOU
    GOODBYE?

    6 days ago
  • Bekka McCloskey
    Bekka McCloskey

    me and my da. lmao
    i had a good few raves in s rooms to thriller ;D and some man was sitting on a horse but he wasn't, it was just his costume :L
    i havent even enjoyed wank day to the full potential :(

    xox

    6 days ago
  • LDog
    LDog

    I PUT YOU IN MY TOP FRIENDS CUNTFACE! :D

    6 days ago
  • Bekka McCloskey
    Bekka McCloskey

    no ssssweat
    & happy wank day lmao

    did uu go to kremlin last night?
    xox

    1 week ago
  • LDog
    luv LDog

    YEAH MAN LETS DO IT :O
    We aint had a good piss up together ina while :(
    lol

    1 week ago
  • Optimus A.D.D
    luv Optimus A.D.D

    So what was it like having swine flu?

    Ohh fuck Tom it was brilliaint! really good!
    Loved it!

    O______o

    1 week ago
  • Bekka McCloskey
    Bekka McCloskey

    no but.
    it was graffitied on a wall in my street
    and i fully pissed myself and i was like, here... jordan is mates with michael stone!

    1 week ago
  • Bekka McCloskey
    luv Bekka McCloskey

    FRIGGING MICHAEL STONEEEEEEEEEEEE


    are ye wise?!

    1 week ago
  • LDog
    LDog

    WELL I WONT BE HERE! I AINT SEEN YOU IN AGES XCORE! THIS MAKES ME SAD AND HORNEY :o lol

    1 week ago