Jordan X.

got my es ticket yeah boiiiiiiii, anybody else going

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  • from Lisburn, the bronx.
  • Profile views: 36,238
  • Member since: May 2006
  • Last active: 8 hours ago
  • www.bebo.com/EUPHORIA_X

About Me

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fuck this for a game a darts like.
Me, Myself, and I
There once was a dude called Jordan.
Who had incredible boredom.
So he gelled up his hair,
And had an affair.
And the guy's wife totally floored him.

i like getting wrecked.
why?

 
The Other Half Of Me
De Flea

De Flea

you leave me alone, i could have you killed

http://www.myspace.com/casey____
http://www.facebook.com/EUPHORIAAAAA
Music:
FFTL. lil wayne. HTID. korn. iwrestledabearonce. showtek. johnny truant. styles. scott brown. jody den broeder. art of fighters. dot dot curve. snoop dogg. lady gaga. atreyu. young jeezy. hixxy. BMTH. tatu. DDG. crystal castles. sky eats airplane. TDWP. technoboy.
Sports:
football.
Happiest When:
I'M FUCKIN BLAZIN. in sportsworld. being called sergio LMAO. i do the thing when i'm so smashed i stop and close my eyes and pretend there's a beat on before doing a kaka celebration. BURGER AN PINT. making jokes about michael stone. united get beat. eating breakfast subways. i've more alcopops than fingers.
Don't Like:
the over dependancy on beebz and facebook. adidas shit that's £60. pulling my back out. cristiano ronaldo. the house is outta milk. NOT BURGER AN PINT. when i have to repeat myself, and i know it's my fault. sugar puff milk. my lack of balance. psychologists' names. the guy who does stand up for the sponsor of comedy on channel4. the inevitable fact i'm gonna hafta pay full on a bus. getting id'd twice in weatherspoons within a minute.

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  • KP
    KP

    THATS WHAT IT IS.
    LULZ.
    jordan i got the fucking train home with you before you could get served I SUFFERED YOU.
    remember the train lady told you off for not buying me food! :L




    i'm not goingg!
    but over xmas ayee? :} xx

    12 hours ago
  • KP
    luv KP

    LOLOLS. well you do have a job now like.
    but over xmas like we need to go for a carryout.
    it's been to long
    JCO+ KRYSTAL NEED TO RE-UNITE.

    i'm alright like. mocks on monday ffs. havent done anythingg :} x

    19 hours ago
  • KP
    KP

    HOWWWWWWWWWS YEEEE BLAKEE?

    3 days ago
  • RobynRampage
    RobynRampage

    lol fair dues

    xoxo

    5 days ago
  • KP
    luv KP

    HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    5 days ago
  • RobynRampage
    RobynRampage

    i dnt no u lmao

    xoxo

    5 days ago
  • Jason Nurse
    Jason Nurse

    myahahaa

    6 days ago
  • Gondela
    Gondela

    Alright well
    Ill get it ready in that language and all ;D

    6 days ago
  • RobynRampage
    RobynRampage

    in a crappy old ppls ome lmao

    i jst clean lik

    i dnt rele re its gd muni

    and i need it

    xoxo

    6 days ago
  • De Flea
    luv De Flea

    Theres more fat people in American then there is people!

    1 week ago
  • RobynRampage
    RobynRampage

    omfg i was workin 2 then went out and got drunk still am lmao


    xoxo

    1 week ago
  • RobynRampage
    luv RobynRampage

    c i r smart kinda =/

    lol

    nm rele tbh u?

    xoxo

    1 week ago
  • LDog
    luv LDog

    OI! Jordyy, Luv yee chum..............p.

    Your a babe.
    oi we need to get stupid ass drunk soon mate.

    x

    1 week ago
  • Lauraa.
    luv Lauraa.

    yeah man i getcha.
    d'awk fankz bbz.
    HERE jordan x is playing in saturday in like the odyssey or some shit?
    i saw it last night and lol'd :)

    1 week ago
  • RobynRampage
    luv RobynRampage

    defo

    lak cnt wait

    glow in tha dark body paint ftw

    xoxo

    1 week ago
  • RobynRampage
    luv RobynRampage

    im going 2 es (Y)

    xoxo

    1 week ago
  • Lauraa.
    luv Lauraa.

    a shoutout?
    um kays.
    enjoy being in ma profile pic.
    laza r never ever on bebo anymore soz!
    RAGIN CAUSE I HAVE LOVE FER YOU

    2 weeks ago
  • Heyy Babbyy
    luv Heyy Babbyy

    mate you no yourself you wldnt have come!!! lmao loadsa people wernt there!!!!

    dont be so bloody dramatic =]

    2 weeks ago
  • Sam Baxter
    Sam Baxter

    cockslut iam replying to your "Anyone else going to enter shikari" statement and would just like to let you know iam!

    2 weeks ago
  • Bekka McCloskey
    luv Bekka McCloskey

    OMG HIYA RIGHT....
    i went to the dentist today and i went to get a filling, and she made me take out my tongue bar, and i forgot to put it back in and now it wont go back in. how sad is that. :(

    2 weeks ago