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- Motto
- Don't be a coconut
- Ich über mich
- I like good spelling. And getting drunk.
And I only have three jokes.
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"If you've got a hunchback, just throw a little glitter on it honey and go dancing!"
- Meine bessere Hälfte
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death in spandex
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- Art, friends ♥, parties, nights out, shoes, clothes, music, geed banter, frescatos, films, good spelling, books (Henry James = pretty sound guy), charity shops, old junk, Clinique, Benefit, Saturday night fake eyelashes, sunshine and tanning opportunites, cosmopolitans, Kopparberg, Shipwrecked, Gordon Ramsay, Come Dine With Me marathons, Interpol, photographs, Portugal ♥, laughing, cups of tea, youtube (and full on youtube days), dancing - pull the pint, stack the shelves, make a sandwich... legends
- Just say no
- Rain, being poor, bad spelling... and falling over. And people who use the word 'ignorant' in the wrong context!
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Portugal 2008 - Banter Central!
Portuguese radio: "I like the chipmunk with the big hairy bottom!" "I like the big man with the hat and the snake!" - "Eh, Crazy World? We're steering clear of that!"
JULIO INGELSIAS.
Scotland's Under 16's Extreme Gardening Team.
The saga of the suncream eye! "Is all fixed now!"
"She's blind in both ways!"
"I know I've got boobs, I know I've got a hairy back and I know I've got moles in some places." CLASSIC.
The man on the bike who couldn't pedal.
ALI SUPER. Louis AKA Ali...
"Those dogs were SO into us."
Extreme paddling.
"Unlike many girls, we've actually had to develop personalities to get by..."
"Spaghetti and highlights."
Mirage: junebugs, non-Scottish men, TIGHT FRUITY BRUVA, vodka and vodka? i mean redbull, trapped by the hideous men, Quasi The Ginge, Portuguese men who said hello...then changed their minds, 12 year olds, FINALLY! MEN ARE WAVING AT US! WE WAVED! NO...WAIT...they're having their photo taken. Oh god. Embarassing. Crawling. "It's not cannabis you know!" "Oh, it has a similar effect...are you a couple?" "No, he's my dad." High five.
Indoor Extreme Wheelchair Hockey/Croquet - Violent Golf.
Sherie: "I think I'm starting to lose my appetite in the heat" (after eating fried eggs, chips, crepes and ice cream)
Man with many bracelets for all of his children.
"What does Jonathan reccomend?!"
Zoo: Drunk owls, flamingos "Those legs are wasted on flamingos, I could do with them!" pretending to be French...
Mirage: Tight Fruity Bruva was alone playing pool. Not so fruity.
Lazuli Bar: lesbian and ape couple, police man, homeless guy, Rasputin selling balloons, Cane the Turban Man, junkie and his baby, dogs, men who howl, waitress in pyjamas.
Awful men and a bench: Gomez, private school dick with big eyebrows and an obbsession with sex. Slimey Lizard Brace Face, scrawn, grease, lighter, PENIS STOMACH. Stumpy Black Guy, cap with a playboy badge...couldn't speak English. Wee Joe, the only semi decent of the lot! "You very funny girls! You always speak so fast and you always inventing things!"
ZIGGY AND LIAM LIVE 6TH AUGUST. THE PRIVE. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE.
Lazuli: 2 beers, hideous waiter, actually annoyed that we want to pay?! JOG.
Prive: Jonny B - worst DJ in the world, dismal, 2 hours later Ziggy and Liam arrive, ZIGGY IS SO DULL, "So is this one of the most dull things you've done in your life?" "No it's pretty cool. We get to come here and...blah blah blah blah. It's good man." EH...GET A JOB. Drip. Liam: "You're actually depressing me." Arm chain dance was not up to scratch. I got a lick on the cheek, Sherie got a kiss. "Only special people get a lick!" I THINK NOT. Photo.
Man with bike AKA Joao - HOT. "Where are you going?" "Wherever if you're asking!" Miguel with squashed nose? Not so hot. "Just one kiss?" "Did he just say monkeys?!"
Sun for Nina. Shade for Sherie.
Lazuli (now known as PLASTIC CHAIR HELL): Joe's real name is Adriano, hot waiter told mean waiter that we thought he was mean - and he was not impressed, lame drunk guy called Patrick/Cha Cha sat with us...awful. He builds a statue out of glasses and ashtrays and when it falls says "What did you do that for?!" We live in Sagres, no toilet roll, Miguel speaks NO ENGLISH, phrase book banter, Joao - could he be the hottest guy in Portugal?, Nina is very drunk, snooker time, oh AND NINA PULLS THE HOTTEST GUY IN PORTUGAL?!
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries2 Wochen herHi Nina,,
If you dont want updates mail us and we will remove you!!!
FOAM ALERT, FOAM ALERT, FOAM ALERT,
THIS FRIDAY FOAM PARTY with the BIGGEST foam cannon in the whole of the UK you do not want to miss this one it will be HUGE.
Check out our pics from the weekend we had Jamie Lomas and Kim Marsh in the club.
Password of the week- "Bring in a bar of chocolate"
Again Friday night is going to be huge free entry in beach wear b4 12.
See you at the weekend!!!
James Prior Darren Gray
General Manager Entertainment Manager -
Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries3 Wochen her
Hi Nina,
If you don't want updates mail us and we will remove you. This week we will give you a list of all thing jaks.
Kicking off this Saturday we have WARREN FOX from Hollyoaks live on stage.
Friday 20th November we have another FOAM party this time it is gonna be huge with MORE FOAM and MORE mess.
Saturday 28th November we have the girls from stunt, who just finished doing a song with Basshunter, GUYS they are hot hot hot, not to be missed.
Friday 14th December we bring you our First ever ROLLER DISCO, this promises to be fun and you don't want to miss out!
Sunday 20th December we welcome CLUBLANDS and FLIP n FILL to jaks for what will be a huge night in Dumfries!
Christmas eve FOAM PARTY & New Years Eve UV party!!!!
Password of the week this week is bring in an item that starts with the letter "N"
See you at the weekend
James Prior Darren Gray
General Manager Entertainments Manager
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries4 Wochen her
Hi Nina,
If you dont want our updates mail us and we will take you off the list.
Pictures from Halloween are now up we hope you enjoy!!!
This week we have a school disco for you, FREE entry for anyone in uniform. We have a huge bungee run on the night which you dont want to miss its great fun!!!
Password of the week is to bring in an item that starts with the letter "Z" this will get you free entry b4 12 all nights.
WARREN FOX from Hollyoaks live Saturday 14th November girls DONT MISS IT!!!
See you at the weekend
James Prior
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Seannie Boii6 Wochen herYeh! I Know, Its Been Too Long!
We need another binge drinking session again, that was good that night Lols.
Aww least you get to escape dumfries for a half a week Lols.
Where you working these days?
Yeh lifes treating me good, still working at Charnwood Lodge, things going well thank You.
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Seannie Boii6 Wochen her
Hello You,
Long time no seee.
Hows you and what you been up too?
Hows life treating Yarr?
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries7 Wochen her
Hi Nina,
Just a quick update to let you know that this Friday is our FOAM PARTY.
Did you miss out last time? Have a look at our pics to see what a gret night it was. We do it all again on Friday doors open 11pm Selected drinks £1.30
See you Friday
Love
James Prior
General Manager -
Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries8 Wochen her
Hi Nina,
Password of the week-You must bring in an item that starts with the letter H. Bring something in that we can keep and it will get you free entry all nights b4 12.
NEXT FRIDAY NIGHT IS OUR FOAM PARTY,check out our home page for more details FREE entry for anyone in beach wear.
Don't forget to tag your Scott Maslen Pictures....
See you at the weekend
James Prior
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries10 Wochen her
Hi Nina,
IF YOU DO NOT WANT THESE UPDATES FROM JAKS,SEND US A MESSAGE AND WE WILL TAKE YOU OFF THE LIST.
Our update this week is short and sweet!! Coming up for you on Saturday 3rd October we have SCOTT MASLEN live on stage. We also booked JAMIE LOMAS aka WARREN FOX from Hollyoaks, check out our home page for more details and dates
Password of the week this week, we want you to bring something in that starts with the letter "A"(it has to be something we can keep) This will get you free entry every night before 12am!!!
See you at the weekend!!!
James Prior
General Manager -
Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries12 Wochen her
Hi Nina,
Hope you enjoyed the weekend? It was funny listening to everyone singing jingle bells at the box office to get free entry
Do you have a reason to party anytime soon? How does free entry,q jump,party area and party bag sound to you? Call us on 01387261440 and book your free party!!!
So for the best bit, 'Password of the Week' we want you to bring in a sock (on your feet does not count) and you may NOT get it back!!! So bring a sock and get FREE entry every night before midnight.
Don't forget to check out facebook and bebo for info on all events and check out the pictures from the weekend!!!
Love
James Prior
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries13 Wochen her
Hi Nina,
Password of the week is "sing jingle bells"for free enrty all nights before 12.
This Friday we have our snow/christmas party,which has to be seen to be belived,you have seen a foam party now see a snow party.Free entry for anyone in christmas gear!!
Saturday 3rd October we have Tv heartthrobe Scott Maslen live on stage(girls google his name for hot pics)
Dont forget you can book ur free party with us just call 01387261440
Have a good week look forward to seeing you on Friday night for our first ever SNOW guaranteed
Jame Prior Darren Gray
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries14 Wochen her
Hi Nina,
Just a reminder to keep voting on our poll,yes or no for Danny Dyer in jaks?Vote now!!!
We hope you all enjoyed the foam party on Friday night?All the pics are now up for you to look at and steal ENJOY!!
Friday4th September we have Christmas Revisited SNOW PARTY,with for the first time ever a SNOW CANNON.Anyone in christmas gear will get in 4 free!!
Dont forget to book ur party for free entry free bubbly party area and party bag,just call 01387261440 and book for free!!
Password of the week is "eh aw like a donkey"for free entry all nights b4r 12
See you at the weekend
James Prior Darren Gray
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries15 Wochen her
Hi Nina,
Just a quick message from us this week to keep you up to speed on whats going on this week!!
Friday night is our IBIZA STLYE FOAM PARTY,if you missed out on the last one make sure you are here Friday night for FOAM PARTY number 2.
Anyone in shorts t-shirts and bikini will get free entry before 12.
Password of the week is "Ibiza rocks" use this for free entry all nights before 12.
Dont forget to vote on our poll yes or no for Danny Dyer in jaks!!!!
See you at the weekend
Love
James Prior Darren Gray
General Manager Entertainment Manager -
Pocket TV16 Wochen herHeyy hope it's not too spammy but thought you might like this little boots video
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries16 Wochen her
Hi Nina,
Its that time again password of the week to save you cash at the weekend.
Our next big event is coming up very soon.Friday 21st is our FOAM PARTY,if you missed out on the last one tihs is ur chance to make up for it(free entry before 12 for anyone in shorts and t-shirt)
Check out our home page we have put the pictures of the last foam party at the top so you can have a look.
Anyone have a a reason to party soon?why not let us help you on the way FREE entry,bubbly,party bag,party cake and enrty into our party area.All u gotta do is call us on 01387261440 and book ur FREE party!!!
Dont forget TV heartthrobe Scott Maslen will be here on saturday 3rd of october(check him out on google girls)
PASSWORD OF THE WEEK IS-SQUEAL LIKE A PIG FOR FREE ENTRY ALL NIGHTS B4R 12.
Have a good week see u at the weekend
James Prior Darren Gray
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries17 Wochen her
Hi Nina,
I hope you are off this bank holiday Monday?
Thought we would cheer you up and send you the password of the week along with this weeks jaks update!
Our next big event is Friday 21st Aug-Our Ibiza style foam party hits town again, ALL DRINKS still 2-4-1. Get your shorts and t-shirts out ready.
Also on the horizon is one for the girls. Saturday October 3rd TV Heart Throb SCOTT MASLEN will be live on the Jaks stage (guys the club will be full of girls that night do not miss out)
Not only that but on Bank Holiday Sunday 30th October want to see you all down here in pyjamas (free entry if you do) Plus ALL DRINKS just £1 all night.
Don't forget 2 book your free party- you get q jump, FREE entry, FREE bubbly, FREE cake, FREE party bag. Call 01387261440 to book yours.
PASSWORD OF THE WEEK-cluck like a chicken for free entry every night before 12.
Much love
James Prior Darren Gray
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries18 Wochen her
Hi Nina,
Did u know we are open on sunday this weekend for our first ever prize ballon drop its not to be missed ALL DRINKS £1.
SCOTT MASLEN One of the biggest heart throbs on tv is appering live @Jaks on Saturday 3rd of october(type his name in google for some hot pics girls)
But before that dont forget that on Friday 21st of August its shorts and t-shirts for our next ibiza stlye Foam party you will love it.
Remember if you or a freind has a birthday coming up soon book it with us FREE.We give q jump,entry,bubbly,cake,party bag and ur own private area of the club all for FREE just call on 01387261440.
Password of the week this week is -"Supercalifragilisticexpialidociou
s" use this @box office for free entry before 12 al lweekend.
We look forward to seeing u at the weekend
Love
James Prior Darren Gray
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19 Wochen her
Sherie Wallace
We have to go! i hope its not like kris...you know the guy who dresses up as a woman! so not hunkish! Yes im ok thanks you?? xxxxxxxxx
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries19 Wochen her
Hi Nina,
Here is this weeks update on what is coming up @jaks
Sunday 2nd aug-PRIZE ballon drop-Take part in our first ever prize ballon drop Great prizes Include Free entry 2 jaks for 1 YEAR £100 cash + loads more. ALL DRINKS £1
Friday 21 Aug- Back due to popular demand is our next FOAM PARTY -TIME 2 GET UR SHORTS AND T-SHIRT OUT AGAIN
HOLLYOAKS HUNKS HITS DUMFRIES-We are proud to announce coming 2 jaks we have a hollyoaks hunk check out the website for clues on who it is and when.YOU WILL NOT BE DISSAPOINTED GIRLS!
Password of the week this week is "Chitty Bang Bang"Sing this @ box office every night for free entry b4r 12!
Do you or a freind have a birthday coming up soon?How does q jump,free entry,bubbly,birthday cake and private area sound?2 book ur FREE party call us on 0138761440
Check out all ur pics from the weekend u can find them on our bebo page or head for facebook and search jumpinjaks dumfries.
Much love
James Prior
General Manager -
19 Wochen her
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