Hey guys,

Listen I’ve got a plan! The Professor is coming around to this whole dancing thing, but I think he needs a little more convincing. The way I see it is, if we had a song, a message that we could bring to the world about healthy eating, to accompany our routine, then he would totally go for it!

So guys, I need your help, I’m a marvellous melody maker, but I’m not good with lyrics. I need your help to write a song about the best healthy foods, coolest exercise and loads of other things that make your Yoobot super fit.

Get back to me soon.

Check you later,

Sven

Hi there,

My name is Sven, but I suppose you already know that, I see the Professor has been boasting about his ‘little schnitzel nose’, man that’s embarrassing. Sometimes I wish he would just lay off on the old pet names a little.

Anyway, I must not complain he really is a great Yoobo-parent; he feeds me such delish, healthy food all the time. My favourite is porridge with sliced banana on top, it gives me energy to bust moves on the Danc……, no sorry I mean practise the shot put, that’s right the shot put! Then very occassionally I have proper nice treats like chocolate.

Okay enough of the small talk, I have a terrible secret! (Well it’s not that much of a secret anymore; I’m not very good at keeping secrets). You’ve probably heard from the Professor that he wants me to be the Champion Yoobot Shot Putter of the World. But I just can’t do it! I can’t!

I don’t like shot putting. It makes me dizzy and chaffs my hands, these hands were not meant for holding metal chains, they have always been destined to rock the one glove Michael Jackson look. I’m a smooth criminal not a shot putter. Most of the time when the Professor thinks I’m shot putting, I’m actually doing one proper tight moonwalk.

So I’ve been thinking. To get out of this whole shot put thing, I need to show the Professor how good of a dancer I am, but to do that I need a troop. A DANCE TROOP. So I need your help, come join me, I need the best of the best. The top scorers on the Dance Master, the elite.

The Troop, to be known as Sven and the Sublime Seven, will be a break dancing crew, so leave me a comment if you’re interested. Don’t tell the Professor.

P.S. He was lying about the Morris dancing, I swear!

Check you later

Sven

Hello everybody,

I am uber-happy to see that so many people have asked me to hatch a Yoobot for them. I am a very busy inventor growing so many Yoobots everyday; I have hardly had any time to groom my glorious moustache, yesterday when I was combing it I found some broccoli in there. I don’t know how long it had been hidden in there yet, I am waiting for the results of my carbon 14 dating test, but I think it had been there for quite some time.

Although I am very busy creating new Yoobots, I have not neglected my own little Yoobotty, Sven. The little schnitzel nose has been my closest companion ever since I hatched him in my own likeness; he is a very handsome little fellow I must say.

I have nurtured him day-in-day-out since he hatched, he is my closest companion in the Institute of Yoobotics. Like any proud Yoobo-parent, I have very high hopes for little Sven, some day he will be a sports superstar. I always wanted to be a champion shot putter, but I have always had wiener arms and very little upper body strength. But Svenny, little Sven will be a shot putting great, he can fling that shot further than any Yoobot I have ever seen. By the time the Yoobot Olympics is established Sven will be the best shot putter in the world.

I am very strict about his fitness, he has a very healthy diet and because Svenny is such a good Yoobot he eats all of his broccoli, fruit, veggies, fish, brown rice and other yummy healthy food. He does lots of exercise everyday but I am worried that he is becoming obsessed with the Dance Master.

Recently when he has said he was practicing shot put I have found him doing the Monster Mash, The Cheeky Girls’ Dance, The Robot and most worrying of all, Morris dancing.

I don’t mind Sven dancing, I like to boogie myself at Christmas and on Leap Years but I really hope this Morris dancing is just a phase. I can’t imagine the champion Yoobot shot putter of the world being a secret Morris dancer! Can you?


Until next time

Professor Gunter Von Gunter