The Anti-Palin Alliance
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The Anti-Palin Alliance
This group has been created as a way for people to express their disgust at Alaskan Governer (and former candidate for the vice-presidency) Sarah Palin; hands down winner of "Worst Politician Ever", and the idea of her one day achieving a major role in public office. She must be stopped here and now before the lunatic die-hard Republicans one day hand this Pro-Life, Pro-Hunting Creationist the nuclear arming codes.
"Sarah Palin may be a lady, but she ain't no woman. I confess, it was pretty riveting when John McCain trotted out Sarah Palin for the first time. Like many people, I thought, "Damn, a hyperconservative, Sultry, Type A, anti-abortion, Christian Stepford wife in a 'sexy librarian' costume -- as a vice president? That's a brilliant stroke of horrifyingly cynical pandering to the Christian right. Karl Rove must be behind it."
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That Palin Issue...
I present you with some choice excerpts from Sarah Palin's official blog, which I think sums up her character perfectly. Some are by her, and others by her husband:-
i) Blah blah blah I'm Joe Biden. Man who would even listen to this guy? He doesn't even drive a truck.
ii) I will never understand why the democrat party cannot for the life of them pronounce the work nucular. (just check that spelling people!)
iii) Ive been on the campaign trail for a while now, and I can tell you I am so sick of Iraq. I think everyone else is too, but that doesnt mean we can stop, it just means we want to stop hearing so much about it! Its like when you sign up for a record club but then they jack up the price and you cant stop paying, they'll just hire a collection agency! You gotta just keep sending those checks until its over. Iraq is like that. You just have to try not to think about it too much except when you're enjoying the Toby Keith CDs or oil or whatever. (Soloution to Iraq? Ignore it!)
iv) Biden just mentioned Spain, I think that is his first major slip up. America knows the score about Spain... and we're sick of it! You dont want to associate with those people Mr. Biden. Bad move.
v) It was with President Karzai of Afghanistan, and I think he was running a little behind too (he didn't even seem to have had time to change out of his pajamas). Anyway he really liked the cookies. (To all afghans, she thinks your national dress is pyjamas)
vi) So that meeting was really good, but next up was President Ooribay from Columbia, and we had NOTHING in common. He just gave the cookies to his assistant and said he'd have them later, which I thought was a little rude but I decided not to let it get to me. I was trying to think of anything to talk about, but all I could come up with was the old episodes of Gunsmoke that I used to listen to with my meemaw, and which I remembered were made by his country's broadcasting system. But I don't think Mr. Ooribay knows Gunsmoke, so we just kind of sat there talking about the weather and those headsets everybody seems to wear around the UN. I swear, it was the longest ten minutes of my life. (Ahhh screw politics... you like westerns?)
vii) Anyway how the heck did they get my password? It even had a symbol in it! How could anyone ever figure that it was i<3wolves ??? Arrrghh, I should never have changed it. When I first got the account I had the idea to set the password as "password". I'm no Steve Gates, but THAT'S pretty darn tricky.
viii) You know what? I think that was pretty darn good! OK, I admit I didn't know what the "Bush Doctrine" was. I kept hearing it as "Bush doctor in," that's why I said "in what?", because it seemed like Charlie had just trailed off. Also did he mean a Bush doctor like for the President or a bush doctor like a voodoo guy?
viiii) Ask any politician, a huge huge part of the job is pretending you know what somebody else is talking about until you can turn it around into something you feel more comfortable with (ie taxes, God, etc). This usually works really well, frankly I think Charlie was being kind of impolite/sexist and trying to make me look bad. (She knows how to tax you, and creationise you)
x) Anyways, joke's on me, because Mr. Bush and Mr. McCain were just using different definitions of the same word. Apparently in English-teacher terms, that's called a "homophone", which I always thought was an accessory for people with good gaydar, but I guess we learn a few new things about words every day.
Just 10 of countless examples of why this woman cannot be allowed to run for public office beyond that which she already serves.
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Which of the following would you rather vote for instead of Sarah Palin?
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Arnold Schwartzenegger
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Is there anyone LESS qualified to run for President in 2012?
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Andrew Russell
Schwartzenegger maybe, but there are few people who would be worse for the job in my opinion.0 Replys 52 weeks
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Quite Bizarre...
Did you know Sarah Palin has 5 children? Thats right, someone has... 'been there'. Now we all sigh with a heavy heart every time we hear about a celebrity naming their children something bizzare, 'cause the kid is gonna suffer in the playground for it. Palin's kids have some of the strangest i'v...
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Some of the best Anti-Palin quotes so far...
http://www.rightwingnews.com/mt331/2...
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Id also like to point out that the humourless facists in charge of the 'Right Wing News' don't really do her any favours with this little round-up, given that they associate their Pro-Palin stance with political vie...
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Again BatFastard, Your points are those of someone who has absorbed them for their parents... I should make something clear. DO NOT POST HERE IF YOU ARE NOT OF VOTING AGE. The opinions of right-wing children mean as much to me as Scientology... (i.e. ABSOLOUTLY FUCKING ZERO)
Many thanks there BatFastard, for proving a very point about right-wing Republicans like yourself... To you, everyone is either with you... or a 'Red'. It shows how little you know about politics, and that the Republican party is still stuck in a Cold-War mentality. The rest of the world has moved on from the old suspicions... except you. See... i'm talking about Liberalism, which is DIFFERENT from Communism... The re-distribution of wealth as the democrats define it is a far cry from communist ideals. Next time, do your research.
theres still 4 years to go
Hey! Thanks for the blessing, but it's just me who threw this thing together after becoming so enraged with the notion of a christian fundamentalist with the IQ of a small water biscuit becoming VP, and (judging by McCain's health) probably President. As a non-American myself I think the outside world has a responsibility to have an outcry when this kind of madness presents itself. Keep the planet (and mooses) safe from tyrany!!!!
Heya! I felt compelled to join your group as I cannot stand Sarah Palin and her ultra-conservative views. She's trying to force-feed America a bunch of right-wing christian dogma which just doesn't apply to the 21st century. Maybe if she was running for office 1908 she would have stood a chance, but we've got a helluva lot smarter since then, and can see straight through her.
i. Pro-Choice
ii. Anti-Hunting
iii. Athiest
I AM THE ANTI-PALIN!!! LOL!!!
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Yes I Do Feel That Way. Come 2012, If Rapture Hasn't Taken Place for Us Right Wing Conservative Christians, After She Has Had An Opportunity To Enhance & Strengthen Her Already Able Abilities She Will Be AN Even Scarier Opposition To The Left Wing Liberal Party. By The Way, You Say She Scared Other Republican People Away From The Ticket, You Are Misinformed In That Respect. I'm Not Going To Do Something For You That Will Help You Learn Or Enhance Your Knowledge, So Go Look For Yourself At The Statistics On How Many People She Actually Pulled To The Ticket That Were Not McCain Backers Until He Made Her His Running Mate. 20 Of Those Are From My Family, Not A Large Number But Just An Illustration On How She Positively Impacted & Energized The Vote.
OMG! bringing that up as if it's a good thing?! She's such a figure of ridicule now that she'll be lucky to get command of a scout troop! LOL
Question: What is America 's first line of missile interceptor defense that protects the entire United States ?
Answer: 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska National Guard.
Question: What is the ONLY National Guard unit on permanent active duty?
Answer: 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska National Guard
Question: Who is the Commander in Chief of the 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska National Guard?
Answer: Governor Sarah Palin, Alaska
Question: What U.S. governor is routinely briefed on highly classified military issues, homeland security, and counter terrorism?
Answer: Governor Sarah Palin, Alaska
Question: What U.S. governor has a higher classified security rating than either the President elect Or VP elect?
Answer: Governor Sarah Palin, Alaska
Now You Know!
I could not agree more! I was born and raised in Wasilla, AK and it's great to see people from outside the USA standing up and taking notice of the danger she represents, not just to Americans, but to the entire world. I hope thousands of people join up and make a literal stand against what she represents. Viva la A.P.A!!!
why u so against her the media hounded her unfairly and she never stood a chance the fact is she is very popular in Alaska that must count 4 something