GLOBAL STATSISTICS SHOW THAT GLOBAL WARMING HAS REDUCED BY 50% SINCE 6 NOVEMBER 2007,

SURPRISENLY THAT WAS THE SAME DAY A 1996 HONDA INTEGRA TYPE R NUMBER PLATE HOTSHT, WENT MISSING

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- from bryce the genius haha

***You Are Heineken***


You appreciate a good beer, but you're not a snob about it.
You like your beer mild and easy to drink, so you can concentrate on being drunk.
Overall, you're a friendly drunk who's likely to buy a whole round for your friends... many times.
Sometimes you can be a bit boring when you drink. You may be prone to go on about topics no one cares about.


What's Your Beer Personality?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourb...

Diocesan: 1. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her

Pakuranga: 2. One to change the bulb and the other to figure out how to get high from the first

St Kentigerns: None. They're all too arrogant at first to notice that its dark, and even when they spot a hole they just put their penis in it.

St Cuthberts: 1. She'll call the maintenance staff because there is no
way she's going to do any manual labor.

Corran: 3. One to change it, one to hold her handbag and one to make sure everyone is reapplying their lipgloss sufficiently

Kings: 71 - One to change it and 70 to protect them from the bad people over the fence

Epsom Girls: 5. One to change it, two to make sure her hair ribbons are still in place and another two to make sure her bag looks cool at all times

Otahuhu: 5. Four to break into the store and steal the bulb and one to install it.

Macauley: None. Its too unsafe for pregnant girls to do such a dangerous task.

Henderson: 10. One to change the bulb, one to call the dealer and eight to have a session while they wait.

Waitakere: None. Everything that hasn't been welded down was flogged long ago.

Metro: None. Everyone is either suspended or wagging school.

Carmel: None. They only have to give head to the Rosmini boys and its done for them.

Mt Albert: 4. One to change the bulb and three to count how many times he talks about rugby or fucking someone's mother.

St Pauls: none, dey dont have light bulbs in da islands aye?!

Selwyn: none, whats the point in lighting a classroom when no one goes to class?

Lynfield: 2, short skirted girl with too much make up to stand on desk and change it, horny sexually frustrated guy to stand undaneath to look up skirt.

Howick: the whole school - all they ever want is a screw!

Green Bay: none, no one can read the instructions on how to do it

Auckland Grammer School: 101 + 1 teacher - 1 to actually change the bulb, a teacher to assess his performance and another 100 students to measure and rate him against.

Sacred Heart: 2 + 1 Brother + 1 lawyer. 1 Polynesian import to change the bulb, 1 white kid to explain how to him, the Brother to molest them both and the lawyer to ensure that it all stays 'hush, hush' and the school's reputation is in no way adversely affected. Oh yeah another white guy trying to be black, just for decoration.

Takapuna Grammar School: 45 + a riot squad to defend the local neighbourhood when binge drinking students discover the light bulbs are more effective as weapons while at the local out-of-control Shore party that is enevitable come the weekend.

Kristin: None, the light from their personal laptops lights up the room just fine.

Rangitoto: 100 + a team policing unit + parents - 100 kids to use the dark as an excuse to steal their parents alcohol, have a party and trash the house. A team policing unit to break up the party and arrest them. Parents to vehemently deny that their precious darlings would do such a thing.

Westlake Girls: None - the staff at the abortion clinics do that sort of thing.

Baradene: None - Ugly chicks must be kept in darkness

Westlake Boys: None they would use the dark as an opportunity to do something latently homo-erotic.

Manurewa High: dont know - theyre all too busy talking bout how good they are that none of them notices the lights gone off.