Liza Bain

Stewart and I have just got ENGAGED!!!!!

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  • Female, 19, Luv 870
  • from Inverness
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  • Member since: December 2005
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I love this moment so much...I want to have sex with it.
Me, Myself, and I
Eh?

Whats up my foos'! Well life goes like this...I'm living with Stewart in our flattie..we're well living the married life! We live like hobos...we love it!
I have jobbie...fricking finally...schuh birrrd! (No more of these fecal matter jokes!) O_o? Such good crack-a-jack...but what the douche is with the stairs?!

FYI! I do have facebook now! Yes Yes I said I'd never show the face the tender lovin'..but first steps admitting it...Go find me...now..Now..NOW!!!

I like stewarts thilly sausage! <--- lisp it up! xD

Condoms..Rods...Poof juice...Hardcore granny porn! Get in there my son! Haha.


GILFS....
Gays..I'd..Like..To..
 Fist. List continues...Nice. Haha.

If you are 'random' kindly go die in a hole. =)
The Other Half Of Me
Stewart McIntyre

Stewart McIntyre

I love him. I would well do his bum! haha!

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Everthing happens for a reason. : )
Our Song.
Love Story- Taylor Swift. Beautiful. : )
Music.
Death Cab For Cutie. The Fray. The Beatles. Gavin Degraw. Regina Spektor. Five for Fighting. Augustana .The Go Team. Sister Hazel. Chris Daughtry. Newton Faulkner. John Mayer. Tyler Hilton. The Weepies. James Talyor. Nickel Creek. Jack Mcmanus. Barenaked Ladies. Kate Voegele. Taylor Swift.
Thats a positive.
Starbucks. Soya Milk. Tan. Jimmy Carr. Alan Carr. Whitest Kids You Know. Picking Scabs. Mocking Loyd Grossman. Cheese. Gok Wan. Poof Juice. Intelligent words. Gigs. Sex. <-- like the link? Haha. --> Stewart. Lindt. Offensive jokes (not at me). Festivals. Controversial Art. Having a Kip. Volkswagens. Family Guy. Skippy Peanutbutter. Big man hoodies. Late night chats. Baby Photos. Olives. Laughing. Voice man on Come Dine with Me. Pedophilic remarks. Feeling cool. Fortune Telling. Touching my boobs.
Wanted for a frisking...
...I suppose I should mention me boyfriend Stewart boyo...seeing as its such a priviledge to get a mention on my page! Haha. You know its true! Stewarts the most amazing guy ever! He's quite possibly close to perfect..I said quite! He's great..he makes me sooo happy..its unreal...and not just in bed!....Nah hes only 'alright' there! ; ) I love every second I spend with him..good thing we live together now...he's very special to me. He means sooooo much to me...hes the most caring..gorgeous..loving..und
 erstanding..thoughtful..amazi
 ng..perfect guy I have ever met. I love everything we have together..i love how close we are.. i love the fun..passion and happiness we have together. And I really do want to spend my life with him...He is my world...plus he has a pretty damn nice bumage! Shame hes gay! Haha! Ko Ko...I really do love him loads! : )
Wanted for a bumming...
....I suppose I should mention me girlfriend Neilage. Haha! He deserves it. Neil is the funniest person I have ever met...we have so much in common. Met at college...it was love at first sight...I touched him...and he touched me back..and it was gooood. He turns me on so much...he knows how to make a girl creeeeam. ; ) We tell each other everything! He's such an amazing..great..caring..vain friend! Shame hes a fucking posh boy now! Common at heart love! Haha. He's my sweetheart..who I love lots...and we will always be bestest friends forever and ever...amen. : )
Go on.
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  • Ahhh to Zeee of Liza...oow I say!

    A - Available: (unhappy start) ¬_¬ ...yerrr.
    A - Age: 17. Boo.
    A - Annoyance: People who aren't touchy feely! O_O

    B - Biggest Fear?: Probably being lonely. =(
    B - Birthday?: 7th July! Waay! Start thinking presents! haha...no joke. XD

    C - Cartoons?: I like to watch them. I like to play them. I like to draw them. So I like cartoons.
    C - Cheap? You cheeky bugger! haha. yerr I'm pretty cheap. But I still like some good quailty!

    D - Dumbest Moment: Trying to trap Neil on other side of door...not realising he was actually beside me! :L
    D - Dads Name: Colin.
    D - Drugs: If you're offering.

    E - Easiest person to talk to: Uh....usually Neil I guess.
    E - Eggs: Sooooo tasty! Mmm. >_<

    F - Favorite color(s)?: Green. All colours really.
    F - Food: Favourite? Cheese. Its rather unhealthy my love for it.

    G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Bears...but they taste the same really. But no bears. There cuter.
    G - Gay?: I wish. :L Nah...I like my men. XD
    G - Good Times at the moment: Most of the time. College is still fun.

    H - Hair Color: Brown. If I look very closely I can find red hair. Don't worry thats soon pulled out! haha. Just kidding I like red hair. Its pretty.
    H - Height: about 5"4...possibly 5"5. It could be false. Please don't take this moment away from me. : )
    H - Happy: Not a lot sadly. But I love been happy! =D

    I - Ice Cream: Hagen-Daz....I think we know I would travel quite a distance just to get it!
    I - Instrument: I used to play the recorder. Yes geek instrument. I love piano and accoustic guitar...wish I could play.
    I - Idol: my mammy. : )

    J - Jewellery: Earrings. Watch. Bands. Bracelets.
    J - Job: Sales Assistant at Fat Face....
    J - Jokes: Are funny. Most of the time. I love jokes. I like laughing.

    K - Kids: I don't have any. Possibly want them when I feel like it!
    K - Karate: never.

    L - Longest Car Ride: Well longest bus ride...was 30 odd hours to south of France!
    L - Longest time spent on the phone: hmm about 2 hours.

    M - Milk Flavor: Strawberry.
    M - Movie last watched: Umm...can't remember. Uh...an old movie called parenthood.
    M - Mum's name: Rhoda.

    N - Number of Siblings: Three. My brother. And two sisters.
    N - Northern or Southern: Northern all the way.
    N - Number of piercings: Four. Just my ears...nothing exciting like a nipple or your genitals! Not that I want it.

    O - One weakness: Hmm...pretty parnoid!
    O - One Phobia?: Don't actually have one. I don't like birds above me. But thats because I don't want to be shat on!

    P - Pretty? No not really.
    P - Part of your appearence you like best: Umm...... my eyes are alright when clarted with make-up!
    P - Part of your Personality you like best: I think I'm pretty friendly...actually I know I'm friendly! =D

    Q - Quick or Slow?: Depends on what we're on about here.
    Q - Queen or Queer? I'm neither. Darn.

    R - Reason to Smile: Nothing. Only kidding....I'm alive and healthy. Well I hope I'm healthy. And I have good bunch of friends and family.
    R - Reality TV Shows: they have lost there appeal now. Shame. But I still watch them.

    S - Song Last Heard: John Mayer- Waiting on the world to change.
    S - Season: Summer....My birthday. Festivals. And usually makes you feel chirpier! : )
    S - Sex: ..... O_O Not getting enough! (I have decided this blog is no fun anymore) =P

    T - Tattoos: I want one. But I'm still figuring out what I want!
    T - Time you woke up: about 11.30ish
    T - Time Now: 6.54pm
    T - Time for bed: When I feel sleepy.

    U - Unknown Fact about me: I don't like to look at old fashioned movies when i'm eating. Yes I know its strange...but I just don't.
    U - Unicorns: O_o (?)
    U - University: haha good joke.

    V - Vegetable you like: I like them all. Except brussel sprouts. They are evil! 'Eat them Liza they taste just like little cabbages' NO THEY FUCKING DON'T!
    V - View on Politics: .....Liza has lost interest.......

    W- Worst Habit: I touch people

    0 Comments 601 days

  • I'm doing this because I don't have a life. :]

    [1]
    [Boring stuff you aren't going to read]
    Name: Liza Jane Bain
    Birth place: Inverness
    Current Location: Inverness
    Eye Colour: Blue
    Hair Colour: Well. Heres the thing I'm naturally blonde. But I'm brown-ish at the moment
    Righty or Lefty: I'm always right! :]
    Zodiac Sign: Cancer

    [2]
    Your heritage: Scottish...Arr!
    What Shoes Did You Wear Today: Hemp trainers and these mean new ones! [Air Grap Life!]
    Your weakness: uhh...thats hard. I'm not saying something like chocolate..its boring and first thing that comes to mind is fat slob! :] Hmmm...certain people [how cringy of me was that!] :P
    Your fears: Big Bad Monsters! Being single for much longer I'm going to kill myself!
    Your perfect pizza: cooked
    Goal you'd like to achieve: Buy that frickin hippie van I always go on about!

    [3]
    YESTERDAY...TODAY...TOMORROW
    Your most overused word: Pedophile...I really need to stop saying that
    Your thoughts first waking up: [Thinking back to this morning] 'Why am I naked?...oh yeah!'
    Your best physical feature: I don't like my features..but if I'm put at gun point and had to say it would..I suppose be my eyes. Oh yes and my boobs..there soft..touch them.
    Your bedtime: When mammy tucks me in at 7.00
    Your most missed memory: Being able to run naked in the public without being arrested!

    [4]
    YOUR PICK
    Pepsi or Coke : 'Always coca-cola..'
    McDonald's or Burger King: not keen on any.But for arguements sake. Maccie D's..only cause my friends go in..I just sit..I don't eat! :]
    Single or group dates: Yes cause I do it all the time! Single probably..but it really depends on what I want to do..theres a time and a place for people to watch..its called a brothel!
    Adidas or Nike: neither...I have taste..wow bet that offended quite a few people...Nah I prefer converse or rocketdog [I sooo want to say 'rocketman' bring it on Elton!]
    Tea or Coffee: Now you see thats hard...I like tea for college..[cause I'm just that cool!]..then again I love coffee


    [5]
    DO/ARE YOU?
    [a nut case..yes!]...
    Smoke: Nope
    Drink: Yes I would die if I didn't..I drink way too much water! I'm at the toilet every frickin second! Ahh you mean alcohol...yes occasionally
    Take Drugs: I get so much abuse for this and its only started recently as well! Yes oddly enough
    Single: Yes...and thats not a happy yes!
    Take a shower: No don't believe in them...Uh yeah!
    Have a crush(es): I always change my mind...but yes
    Think you've been in love: With my family [in a non-incest way!] yes...with a guy..no.
    Like(d) high school: No it was shit!
    Want to get married: Yes..someday
    Believe in yourself: Well I know I'm real
    Get motion sickness: Uh rarely...I did this one time when I thought of a scotch egg!
    Think you're a health freak: Hmm...no..actually I don't know..yeah sometime..God I'm so indecisive!
    Get along with your parents: I love my mammy and daddy :]
    Like thunderstorms: yeah there pretty cool...as long as I don't get hit by it...I like!

    [6]
    IN A GUY
    Best eye colour: Not picky...Nice eyelashes though...guys do suit them!
    Best hair colour:I usually fancy guys with dark hair..then again I've fancied a guy with every colour pretty much!
    Short or long hair: Long-ish..well as long as I can grab it
    Height: Taller than me...which pretty much means everyone!
    Best first date location: A stroll to somewhere beautiful and quiet...OR A gig...you can get really close and personal..hands can linger anywhere! :]
    Dress sense:Casual..as long as hes comfortable in what he wears I'm not fussed..and if he wants to take them off thats fine with me!

    [7]
    HAVE YOU EVER
    Played a game

    2 Comments 770 days

  • OOooo look what you can do...go on have a go....but if you don't....I will have to bite you!

    Now please be nice :)

    1. Whats your Name?
    2. Are we close?
    3. What do you think of me?
    4. Do you hav a crush on me?
    5. Would u kiss me?
    6. Describe me in 3 words?
    7. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
    8. What was ur first impression of me?
    9. Do u still think the same?
    10. What reminds u of me?
    11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
    12. How well do u know me?
    13. What do u like best about me?
    14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
    15. Could you ever love me?
    16. Give me a nickname and explain why?
    17.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
    18.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

    11 Comments 1275 days

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  • Cath
    luv Cath

    hey thought id say hi been a while since i spoke to u hows u then ?x

    1 week ago
  • The Picture House
    The Picture House

    Hello Liza Bain

    Tonight it’s our Halloween party with DJ MARK SHERRY (Public Domain/Outburst) with support from Neil Ferguson.

    Prizes for the best costumes of course.

    See you here later.

    Cheers,

    PH :DD :DD

    1 week ago
  • The Picture House
    The Picture House

    Hello there Liza Bain

    Pyjama Party here at The Picture House tonight, going to be a right good night and a right good laugh :DD :DD

    See ya all later :DD

    PH

    2 weeks ago
  • Charlene Kielty
    Charlene Kielty

    hiya hun u still in inverness???? Let me know!!!!

    Love!!!! :)

    2 weeks ago
  • XxMairix
    luv XxMairix

    Heyy :D

    Sori 4 Th Late Reply Im Not On Much :/ Lol

    Im Gooood Thnks Yu?

    Not A Lot Of Crack Down Here Tbh....:Z

    Ayee Im Thinking About Getting It But Its Just Getting Round 2 Doing It Tht I Cant Realli B Bothered With :L
    My M8 Keeps Telling Me About Some Game Called Farmtown Or Sumit Tht Supposed 2 Be Pretty Epic Lol :P

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    5 weeks ago
  • Neil Macfarlane
    luv Neil Macfarlane



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    + ..LoVeee YOuu.. * + . +
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    5 weeks ago
  • Laurz
    Laurz

    Hey youuu :) :)
    U have fun sat then
    i did lol
    xxxx

    7 weeks ago
  • Sophie
    Sophie

    Good good. Yeah i had a good time ta. Wasnt out for long but it was good :)

    xxxxxx

    7 weeks ago
  • Sophie
    Sophie

    Did you have a good night last night hun? xxxxxxxx

    8 weeks ago
  • Bin
    Bin

    sweet!! i dnt want to multitask!! lol!! nah but seriosl i have thot bowt it but tbh i cnt really be bothered!! xxxx

    8 weeks ago
  • Bin
    Bin

    i cnt deal with 2 differnet networking sites!! im barely on this 1 as it is!! xxxx

    8 weeks ago
  • Bin
    Bin

    dnt knw? i wasnt fighting wi anyone? is stew on wow? xxxx

    8 weeks ago
  • Bin
    luv Bin

    stayed out fairly late!! lol! had to go nd try to recue one of my mates coz some fuckers thought it would be fun to kick the shit out of him tho!!! xxxxx

    8 weeks ago
  • The Hive
    The Hive

    Surprise! Thursdays have gone a bit bangers & mashed - our new student night starts Sep with The Cut Up Boys (Ministry of Sound) & Silent Headphone Disco booked for October. Details on our profile.

    Back to September - free for all students September 3rd, 10th, 17th... feck freshers week, let\'s have a freshers month! 1.50 drinks. Bargain? Room 1: Electro/R&B/Chart. Room2: Embarassing Cheese/Eighties/Classic Rock&Retro Hits. Bangin\'?

    September 24th is Freshers Frisky Frat Party - neon traffic light party badges, numbered to get you flirting with some fine folks. Each Uni/College representing by wearing a different coloured shirt. Mix, mingle make love and listen to the music. Free entry for all those neon-ed up in their uni/college colours.

    Check the sexy beasts we call regulars & sign up for details at clubhive.co.uk - guestlisters wanted!

    As ever.. Fridays remains Misfits: Twisted alt. disco of indie/electro/pop/rock. 1.50 drinks.

    2009-09-08 13:08:13

    8 weeks ago
  • Darryl MacBeath
    luv Darryl MacBeath

    sup love?

    9 weeks ago
  • Cath
    luv Cath

    yeh i did doing fashion n textiles so not to bad really but skint again great lol i miss pay day lol

    so hows u what u been up to ?

    xx

    9 weeks ago
  • LIsa Lashes
    LIsa Lashes

    EROTIQUE PRESENTS - LISA LASHES AND TIDY GIRLS TOMORROW AT CITY FALKIRK!

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    10 weeks ago
  • Cath
    luv Cath

    hey hows u ?

    xx

    10 weeks ago
  • Neil Macfarlane
    luv Neil Macfarlane

    Mmmmm... i gift would have been nice :P lol but iam sure u will do :L :L OKOK....

    Mmmm well ... not that i know of have be asked do do most weekends :( ... trust me to get days off durin week and u too be working :( ...xxx

    but woop woop got hols around me bday woop woop so shall have to get somethin plan...need anyother nite out with mee Sweetheart :D

    SOooo any crackio??



    ii LoVeeee YOuuu

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    12 weeks ago
  • Maza-Ox
    luv Maza-Ox

    yeah still in clarks
    o the joys lol
    its ok thinking ov doing a design course nxt year so i really need 2 start saving lol

    xxxxxxxxx

    12 weeks ago