chevy chase made money

This week I will mostly be liking.............Ian Browns new stuff.

That car has been ressurected more times than Whistler in Blade 2.

What have you done with Adam Hughes? We are ment to be 'ard lads. Your ment to bring balance and destroy that shite music, not listen to it.

Thing is, that incident wud have been my fault cos I left the car in gear. But at the same time, that was luck on a John McClane level.

So, Harvey Kietel eh?

There was a film on last night with Harvey Kietel, Sean Connery AND Wesley Snipes, they must have a had some night out.

I am sure you dont lol

Going to the Hilton tonight for my xmas dinner with work, going to the Parlour tomorrow night then on sunday my friend is boxing in the holiday inn so going to watch that!!

Yourself???

So, David Lynch eh?

So, David S Goyer eh?

So, those two making ever a film together eh?

and vomit

I love the whole starting to that episode, Homer gets put in a mental asylum cos he comes into work wearing a pink shirt.

I always loved the voice of the da from that dinosaurs show.

I found out im off the day after Boxing day, which means a 3 day bender is on the cards. Then maybe some alcohol.

Btw, did you remember your umbrellllllllla?

Aye, but im heading to Tommys after for monopoly night. I might wear a suit.

you cant leave me too... Its bad enough one boyfriend leaving you for a gay has been!

I tink so, bt i dnt watch true blood i cnt cope wit it, it just copies twilight, and that makes me upset, besides d main character bill is manky as fcuk and who wants 2 watch an ugly person who cnt act? Hw dare u, im neither male r boring.

you were probably thinking as you drank the second one that he drinks beer and that just put you off

Feck you! You couldn't beat a baby with 2 hands tied behind your back

Nah i haven't been yet, might try to get a few drinks down there on Saturday

Ha ha i know o an to your comment earlier, i know James prob will leave me for GG but at least i will still have you lol

Matthew Perry better stop letting my tyres down.

So, Steptoe and son eh?

I tell ya theres some fucking characters walking about town.

Btw is it true that your gay?

That Michael Jackson simpsons episode is on now, I cant wait for that joke about the bug Native American guy

Sure that's old news. I enjoy being a cunt anyway

yeah same here that bastard doesnt care whos lives he destroys

So, that time Paris Hilton hosted SNL eh?

So, putting turkey slices in your super noodles eh?

Btw do you ever get drunk and give a bus stop a stinger splash? Try it.

Can you believe Artie Lang gets paid millions to say things we already said years ago? That means if we moved to America we could get paid...........hundreds!!

Lol yea that would be good... NOT!

Ur jus a boring old man lol

fuck ur MADDAAAAA!!!!!! what did ya get up 2 at the weekend?

yeah he is the reason reading isnt cool anymore

Dont mess with me http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/sm3/j...

Ive seen all Eric Banas done this year AND got to see his erse, so im automatically better than you.

I remember once Vince banned Undertaker from showing up on Smackdown when Hogan was champion. Then when Undertaker showed up his face just morphed into this big red wrinkly visage and shouted 'WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUUUAARRRREEE!!!!'

See when it comes to Xmas, I get such a top up of swall and deoderant. I get 5 bottles of wine each year and a few ten glasses of Smirnoff and then my parents complain cos I come home too drunk and forget to close the front door.

Once I get shopping for the family im gonna buy LOADS of albums and then copy them fro my car and keep the real deal in a box hidden under a salad box so I know i wont look for them