I’m coming out of my cage
And I’ve been doing just fine
Gotta gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I’m falling asleep
And she’s calling a cab
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
Now they’re going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it’s all in my head
But she’s touching his—chest
Now, he takes off her dress
Now, let me go

I just can’t look its killing me
And taking control
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibi
But it’s just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
‘Cause I’m Mr Brightside

I never...
I never...
I never...

Don't tell me not to fly, I've simply got to.
If someone takes a spill, it's me and not you.
Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade.
Don't tell me not to live, just sit and putter.
Life's candy and the sun's a ball of butter.
Who told you you're allowed to rain on my parade.
Chorus: I'll march my band out! I'll beat my drum!
And if I'm fanned out, your turn at bat, sir.
At least I didn't fake it. Hat, sir. I guess I didn't make it
But whether I'm the rose of sheer perfection,
Or a freckle on the nose of life's complexion,
The Cinderella or the shiny apple of it's eye.
I gotta fly once. I gotta try once.
Only can die once. Right, sir?
Ooh life is juicy. Juicy and you see
I gotta have my bite, sir.
Get ready for me love, 'cause I'm a "comer"
I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer.
Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade.
I'm gonna live and live NOW!
Get what I want, I know how!
All that the law will allow!
One roll for the whole shebang!
One throw, that bell will go clang!
Tho' I'm alone I'm a gang! Eye on the target and wham!
One shot, one gun shot and bam!
Hey, Mr. Ornstein, here I am!
Chorus
Get ready for me life, 'cause I'm a 'comer'
I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer.
Nobody, No nobody is gonna rain on my parade!

Name: Dink
Birthday: Feb 16th
Birthplace: The Wick
Current Location: Still Here!
Pissed off right now: YES!
Eye Color: Dull crappy blue
Hair Color: Was white...now naturally shitty dark...no one can explain what happened!
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: The Wick born and bred, although somehow we're related to William of Orange...fuck knows what's going on there!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black...things!
Your Weakness: Chocolate Milk
Your Fears: No chocolate milk
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and 9mm bullets
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Become comedy legend...or a porn star! Please make my sit-com BBC, pretty, pretty please!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Not really a phrase, probably the word 'Cock', I love that word! You're unlikely to meet a heterosexual man more obsessed with cock than me...and that's a guarantee!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Bollocks!!
Your Best Physical Feature: My Bill Baileyesque ginger beard, tickly but soft to the touch! Besides that I'm pug ugly!! Ho-Hum, can't have everything?!
Your Bedtime: When my body says, 'Ok Dink, time to pass out!' Fucking Insomnia!!
Your Most Missed Memory: Forgotten!
Pepsi or Coke: Coke....but only avec Jack D!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, but the Wick's Hotbite kebabs go down a tasty treat.
Single or Group Dates: Not the kind of thing I need to concern myself with...ever!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice Tea.....with Jack D!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocie yum yum!
Do you Smoke: Never
Do you Swear: Fuck, Yeah!
Do you Sing: Karaoke, baby - Suspicious Minds, Brown Eyed Girl, American pie - the full 9 minutes...Thursday nights, Oscars -- be there, unless you've got some feeble excuse like you're working or have a splintered pancreas!
Do you Shower Daily: Urrrmmm, nah! I just stick my head out the window for 20 minutes, does the job!
Have you Been in Love: That's a very VERY complicated question! I love chops and sauce!!
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, officially have the T-Shirt with my name on to prove it.
Do you want to get Married: Never, nein, no sirree! There is one exception.......
Do you belive in yourself: I've met me, so I believe I exist, beyond that.....?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yup!
Do you think you are Attractive: I think I look like someone who recently escaped from planet of the apes!
Are you a Health Freak: Nope! But I was called anorexic twice in the space of 24 hours!
Do you get along with your Parents: Whenever we are not communicating!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, when followed by mass religious hysteria!
Do you play an Instrument: Harmonica...badly. I play the right notes, just not in the right order!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, yes, yes!
In the past month have you Smoked: No way! Uh-uh!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Negative!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, I'm a sad hairy twat!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: You're in the UK matey, so that's 'Shopping Centre', but the answer's Yes!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No! I did in USA! Not a whole box, though, I'm no fatty Boombatty!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sue Who?
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah! Pole dancing! I'm a rubbish actor but want to perform my sitcom at Edinburgh Fringe...maybe one day!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope! That's the benefit of being single!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not in the last month!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Metaphysically, maybe!
Ever been Drunk: Lots and lots and lots.....
Ever been called a Tease: Once, she also called me 'a player', frankly I was really quite chuffed!
Ever been Beaten up: Does a stiletto heel to the spine and a headwound from the pavement count? Yes, it was a girl, but she was a big bitch!
Ever Shoplifted: Sweeties when I was 8!
How do you want to Die: Myster