Hey guys, Stephen here.

How fast the weeks are going at the moment, Christmas is nearly here and on an even brighter note new episodes of THE HILLS and THE CITY just keep coming.
Life in The States is certainly hectic at the mo.

JB is still trying to play games with K-Cav and she is not standing for it and in another will he turn up, won’t he situation- K-Cav fury grows as she reveals she still has feelings for Brody.
Meanwhile, we finally find out more about Holly Montag and the love of her life – someone named Jack. Unfortunately she means Jack Daniel – OK we officially need Lauren back because Heidi and Steph’s attempt at an intervention SUCKED.

I also love how much Spender secretly loves Enzo; you can see it all over his face. Enzo is really cute and fast becoming the star of the show.

Now about stars of show, it has always been Lauren – that is exactly the reason why Speidi spread that idiotic rumour so they could make even more money off Lauren’s fame. I kind of get why they brought K-Cav in but she seems to have lost her edge since the Laguna days and I personally think over the years Audrina has lost her spark and the two idiots well I can’t even discuss that but if you want to know what I think Chelsea Handler sums it up brilliantly, but the stars for me are Loey, Stephie and Enzo – what do you think on this on chaps?
Over in New York...

It was the week for Whitney’s second date with Freddie and it was the week of Jay’s return.
The first thing we learned in this episode was that Whit had a booty-call with Jay. Who knew lovely Whit had it in her?

For the first time the four girls are all put together in one scene and it goes a little less than smoothly – Olivia and Whit are a little awkward with each other, Erin still despises Liv and Roxy has Olivia’s card marked straight away.

Whit’s second date is also a little awkward as Freddie brings his father along... WTF! And then he mocks her dream of designing.

And seeing Jay back, I too flashed back to the look of love Whit and the rest of us first had in our eyes when we first met him in THE HILLS. That reunion was short-lived and a little sad. And for the first time in a long time I think Whit made a bad decision there.

This week I have to talk THE CITY first.

I remember last season and I never quite got what I wanted from Whit and her friends – it wasn’t quite THE HILLS but it wasn’t quite as good as or better either, but now this season I am in my element.

We are finally seeing Whitney sparkle as a designer. She came in with her designs and went to show Kelly, now that in itself is a big step – I think I’d be terrified of interviewing Kelly, in case she told me I was asking the wrong questions so for Whit to go in to show Kell her designs is intense.

In this episode, I did not appreciate Roxy’s interference nor did I appreciate the fact that she told Whit that one of the designs was like a couch! That is not very constructive or supportive. Show some tact Roxy.

I do, however, agree with Kelly for getting snappish with the Portster for listening to Roxy, a girl who has only just recently returned to her life and someone who has been in fashion for about ten minutes.

Did anyone else notice the look on Sammie’s face when Roxy suggested arranging a meeting for Whit? I feel a confrontation coming on.

As for Olivia, I am glad she finally got to shine and do well in a task and I also kind of got some satisfaction out of the fact that Erin did not look impressed because she was impressed with Olivia. What do you all think about Erin, is she being too tough? I mean at the end of the day Olivia’s primary job is the show and ELLE comes second right?

Meanwhile in L.A. the high school attitudes continue...

I am very disappointed in K-Cav. I have always found Audrina a bit of a wet lettuce, running back to Justin, accusing my BFF Lauren of ‘hooking up’ with him and ignoring EVERYBODY who tells him that he is a moron, who makes her look like a moron – but I kind of got used to being let down by her. So when K-Cav came on the scene, I thought “mwhahaha your turn JB”... I was wrong. History is repeating itself. K-Cav takes over from Lauren as reality Queen Bee (well kind of) and JB treats another girl like poop by playing his mind games.
Brody was ‘vanilla’?? Do we believe this?

And can I also say I am not loving how the bartender has found her way into the cast – she’s a strange one and is taking the glamour out of THE HILLS.

And Audrina is getting on my nerves – why would she date Justin’s best friend Derek? And where did Stephie get her common sense from? She used to have none! But I like it. And have they both had their lips done?

I really wanted to go to Brody’s birthday party, it looked super fun and I loved that Brody’s mum loved Kristin more than Jayde. She is a whining little thing isn’t she? I mean why not just go to the after party? It is his birthday – crack a smile, maybe even laugh.

I can’t even comment on Drina and Derek’s date... BORING.

This season, I love the Speidi and Enzo situation – I can’t understand where he came from? I know next door, but who is that friendly? I mean I am but it is strange, although I love that Enzo knows the code to get into their house.

Now Charlie has the same highlights as Spencer – another relation?

I do love Heidi, her crazy eyes and her baby talk!

So my question this week – who has Whit’s best interests at heart – Roxy or Sammy?

Okay, so I am starting to feel like that Laguna Biatch isn’t so bad. I mean she did reach out to Audrina but then when K-Cav and strange bartender girl (what do we think of her btw?) discussed what a fight between those two would be like – I was scared once more.
Is anyone else finding Audrina uber wet and uber boring? She ditches JB and then complains that K-Cav goes on a date with him – but K-Cav and Drina aren’t even chums so there is no code to break, am I right?

And as for Speidi, I feel like I am betraying my future BFF Lauren but I am finding them really funny.

Spencer: “This is Spencer’s smartest comment right here” – he is one for the strangest compliments.

LO, she is now LO – this pleases me not Lauren’s friend, not Audrina’s friend; she is LO again. I hope this means we are going to see much more of her but I was still wondering what you guys think of Loey? Do we love her again? I found her very diplomatic at her lunch with Kristin and surprisingly kept her opinions to herself.

But poor miss ‘you mess with me, I mess with you’ – oh Cavallari, we are no longer in LB; in THE HILLS these girls can handle themselves and I can see war brewing.

“Who’s going?”

“You guys with me – what I’m single” – Oh Stephie – these are the comments you expect from me!! But I blumming love it and then when she finds out the band is made up at girls she is completely against it – much needed humour me thinks and how many of us out there are relating to this?

AND INTRODUCING MY NEW FAVOURITE CAST MEMBER AND NEW STAR OF THE SHOW – Enzo. But considering Heidi is the one wanting the children, she seemed less interested in watching him play than Spencer, now named Spender did.

But I really want to send Heidi, not Spencer, just Heidi to a shrink – she has lost it. Compared to Season 1 Heidi, she is a loony.

And finally, the smooch!! They finally hooked up – I can feel the drama and the war!! These are very exciting times – plus K-Cav has made JB look HOT!! So she gets points for trying
And as for Jade, she can pipe down – I don’t like her. You are one miserable mush
And as for THE CITY.

WHY IS WHITNEY NOT NARRATING?? That’s my favourite bit – so I thought I’d write my own bit for that:

“Previously, on THE CITY, my old feisty friend from LA came out to join me in New York. Kelly questioned if Roxy was a girl I could trust. And as Roxy through a party at my new apartment, I was starting to wonder if working and living together was such a good idea. Meanwhile, Olivia started her new position at ELLE magazine. And already clashed with her new colleague, Erin. But Roxy and Olivia were both going to find their new positions tough to handle.”

There, I feel better now.

I think Erin running to Joe at the first sign of trouble was just ludicrous – this woman so supposed to be the Director of PR – get a backbone dude and I really do feel for Olivia, she can’t put a foot right and this is only 2 minutes into the episode.

I loved Roxy’s first impression of the office “it’s like robots” – that’s how I first felt when I moved from Manchester to London and you really do have to be like “HELLO, TALK TO ME PLEASE” – must be over-crowded cities.

And then the Roxster is not afraid of Kelly, oh my gosh – how can you not be!!

I loved the whole car situation and the Cutrone being a little snobby about Fords – my friend has a Ford so I am taking that personally – if I ever get to interview the PR boss my first q will be “What’s wrong with Fords?” Anyway back to semi-reality.

And I am still feeling sorry for Olivia – she tries to have an idea, it gets knocked down and Erin smirks. That’s just mean.

The minutes in the car were my favourite in the episode. I have always said I would never drive in London and never, ever, ever in NYC – so Roxy gets some Stephen says points today.

And poor Whit made a