Chris Dong

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  • Mężczyzna, 20, Serce 13
  • z Te Kuiti
  • Wyświetlenia: 5 239
  • Jest z nami od: April 2006
  • Ostatnio online: 26 tygodni temu
  • bebo.gazeta.pl/1dong

O mnie

Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
uhhh...im asian...ummm yea. atm, i'm up in aucks studyn at the uni.i lyk 2 go mountain biking and snowboardn. dnt really know what els 2 rite ay.neways, don't u hate it when people don't finish their sen


SOME MATHS
The bike = 2 wheels, 1 handlebar, 1 frame, 1 saddle, 2 brakes, 1 chain and 2 grips = 10. But + the 1 rider and it becomes whatever you want it to be
Scared of
your mom
Shows
Family Guy, Prison Break, Scrubs and Simpsons is always good shit
Happiest When
sleepin, eating, sleeping, eating, sleeping, eating. o and Partying, up the mountain an just chillin
Quotes
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

"I miss you like a retard misses the point"

"If evolution has progressed so far, how come women only have two hands?"
Music
My Chemical Romance, AFI, Less Than Jake, System of a Down, Zebrahead, Sublime, The Chillis, The Kooks and anything else that ain't that shit rap or hip hop crap which requires a great deal of knowledge about accounting, the female form or the mechanics about how hydros can make a car bunny-hop along the road

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  • I found this somewhere . . . . . . . .

    How many students does it take to change a light bulb?


    Hamilton Girls High: The girls are to slutty and perfect to change a light bulb!


    Sacred Heart: One to change it, two to make sure her hair ribbons are still in place and another two to make sure her bag looks cool at all times!


    Dio: It is unsafe for pregnant girls to attempt such a dangerous task!


    St Pauls: One to put a formal complaint about the imposition, one to change the bulb and one to make the observation that it isn’t half as bright as the light shining from their arses!


    St Peters: He/she holds the bulb and the world revolves around him/her!


    Cambridge High: One to change the light and one to jump around because it’s the most exciting thing they’ve ever done!


    T.A. College: One to change the bulb and thirty to paint interpretive murals about it all over the town!


    Otorohanga College: One to change the bulb and one to figure out how to get high off the old one!


    Taumarunui High: Four to break into the shop, one to steal the globe and one to install it!


    Pio Pio College: One to install the light bulb while the other three out the back milking cows!


    Raglan Area: The only person who isn’t suspended, wagging, playing sport or living in a tree!


    Te Kuiti High: Everything not welded down had been flogged long ago!

    1 komentarz 892 dni

  • Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

    You MUST read them aloud:

    English

    Chinese


    That's not right

    Sum Ting Wong


    Are you harboring a fugitive?

    Hu Yu Hai Ding


    See me ASAP

    Kum Hia Nao


    Small Horse

    Tai Ni Po Ni


    Did you go to the beach?

    Wai Yu So Tan


    I think you need a face lift

    Chin Tu Fat


    It's very dark in here

    Wai So Dim


    I thought you were on a diet

    Wai Yu Mun Ching


    This is a tow away zone

    No Pah King


    Our meeting is scheduled for next week

    Wai Yu Kum Nao


    Staying out of sight

    Lei Ying Lo


    He's cleaning his automobile

    Wa Shing Ka


    Your body odor is offensive

    Yu Stin Ki Pu

    8 komentarzy 1116 dni

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  • Tupz Takiari
    Tupz Takiari

    Chris brotha haha hows aux??lol long time no hear man hope all is good haha nearly dun in aux?? getting there here haha but might see u up there if ur still there lol dont make it back to t.k much at all aye haha...anys bro u take care..lol

    - TuPz

    18 tygodni temu
  • Steve
    Steve

    chur bo hw ya bn

    41 tygodni temu
  • Jess
    Jess

    Wicked China - that would of been amazing! Did your ma and pa go with you aswell? Hows uni life treating you? Are you flatting now?
    Yay Te Kuiti - isnt is great to be home!! Simones back for a couple of months..... and Im heading back over Christmas - so if your around we should catch up some time =)
    Im living in Whangarei now - managing a restaurant, its going all good - tiring though and hard work!!
    Have got myself a car now!! Its so beautiful and silver!!!

    50 tygodni temu
  • Matt Borgas
    Matt Borgas

    Hey Budda, hows things with you?? Finished at Uni for the year??

    52 tygodnie temu
  • Jess
    Jess

    CHRIS!!!! how are you!
    What exciting things have you been up too?

    Are you heading back to TK over Christmas.....
    Hope everything is going honky dorey xxx

    55 tygodni temu
  • Steve
    Steve

    sweet man dats da way. lol an swt man. an me yea still dre lol an yea nearly lol im jus saving muni 4 nxt year lol an partyn lol

    58 tygodni temu
  • Steve
    Steve

    hey bro wot up 2 man hw ya bn lol an yea i ned ya cell num bro fne fukd ot

    58 tygodni temu
  • Andy Choi
    Andy Choi

    Sup brotha.
    Studies going well? Everyone must be really busy or dead or something lol.. I haven't heard from David and Carl in ages ay.
    I've been crippled for the full duration of the hols cuz I busted my right ankle playing basketball on the first day of the break... Ugh and now that Uni's back on I'm able to walk again... Yea.. That's my report

    64 tygodnie temu
  • Steve
    Steve

    hey brada wot bn up 2 man?

    69 tygodni temu
  • The Great Dayne
    The Great Dayne

    kiaora kuz, still asian? how come you didnt come get on da piss wid me u useless prick!

    72 tygodnie temu
  • Jimmy
    Jimmy

    You should have my number now lol
    Bro Just txt me your adress and what time it starts and ill be there aye. Thats mean bro, keen as!!!
    Haha finally catch up man!!!

    72 tygodnie temu
  • Jimmy
    Jimmy

    Mate Im soooo coming round tomorrow nyt!!!! Where you guys live? Um yeah 021 213 6450. Mean bro Ill be around, what time?

    72 tygodnie temu
  • Jimmy
    Jimmy

    Chriso Bro!!! Hows it man? How u been? Hows Akka Dakka land treatin ya??? Mean as!! Bro Im lookni for a flat up hurr ASAP aye... We gotta catch up bro!!!\
    Chur

    73 tygodnie temu
  • The Great Dayne
    The Great Dayne

    bro, i been married 4 years, should give up the drinkin ding dong, den ull have sum money, like me!

    75 tygodni temu
  • .Emma Colada.
    luv .Emma Colada.

    hey chris!!!
    how the blimey r ya!!?
    havent chatted in yonks wot u been up 2??

    talk soon!!

    xxxx

    75 tygodni temu
  • The Great Dayne
    The Great Dayne

    yea bro, get on the piss down dea instead of workin, sweet as

    75 tygodni temu