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Next year me, Ethan, Kyle, possibly Martin, possibly Aimee, possibly some of Martin's friends & Robson might be going down to London from 25 July to 8 August going down on the train! At moment meeting in Edinburgh then getting train to Kings Cross.

There's a primary school classroom full of Rangers fans. The teacher asks, "Well are you all happy that Rangers won at the weekend?"
Everyone cheers apart from young Timmy.
Teacher: Why aren't you happy Timmy?
Timmy: Because I'm a Celtic fan sir.
Teacher: Why are you a Celtic fan Timmy?
Timmy: Because my mum and dad are Celtic fans sir.
Teacher: Well what if your mother was a prostitute and your father was a drug dealer, what would you be then?
Timmy: THEN I'd be a Rangers fan sir

A Celtic fan, Rangers fan and a Falkirk fan are lost in the woods together and spot a farm . The three of them approach the farm and knock on the door. A man answers.
"Do you have a room for the night? ", asks the Falkirk fan.
"Yes, I do but one of you will have to sleep with the pigs".
"Fine I will sleep with pigs", replies the Celtic fan. At 2:00 in the morning the Celtic fan appears at the door, "It is too smelly down there", says the Celtic fan.
"Fine then I will sleep with the pigs ", says the Falkirk fan. At 3:00 in the morning the Falkirk fan says " It's too smelly down there".
"Fine then I will go sleep with the pigs" says the Rangers fan . At 4:00 in the morning the pig appears at the door and says:
"It's too smelly down there!!"

A Celtic fan enters a pub, after a few drinks he turns to the guy next to him and says, "Do you want to hear a Rangers joke?"
The guy turns to him and says "Listen mate before you tell the joke I should warn you, I’m 6ft 10 and a Rangers fan, that guy to your left is 6ft and a member of a flute band, and the guy there is 6ft 5 and a member of the orange order, Now do you still want to tell your joke?"
The Celtic fan replies, "No, not if I have to tell it 3 times."

The Rangers board have decided to change sponsorship with Carling to Tampax with effect immediate. They considered it a good change since the club was going through a very bad period!

Q: Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of Rangers Players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Q: What do Rangers Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Q: What's the difference between a Hun and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket...

Q: What do you get when you cross a Hun with a pig?
A: I don't know, there are some things a pig just won't do.

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Hun and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty pound note. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures.

Q: What does Rangers and a three pin plug have in common?
A: They're both absolutely useless in Europe.

Q: What's the difference between a busload of Rangers fans and a Hedgehog?
A: On a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.

Q: What is the difference between a Rangers Fan and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

Q: What do you call a hun in Europe?
A: A tourist...

Q: How can you tell E.T. is a hun?
A: Because he looks like one.

Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and a Rangers Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Hun Twice.

Q: How do you make Barry Ferguson's eyes light up?
A: Shine a torch in his ears.

Q: What do you call a Hun in a three-bedroomed semi?
A: A burglar.