Kerry

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  • Female, 31, Luv 21
  • from Oxford (The Dreaming Spires)
  • Engaged
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  • Member since: February 2008
  • Last active: 20 weeks ago
  • www.bebo.com/KerryCooke

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Hi Guys!

Thanks for all your support over my writing time with Bebo!

I've had some interest from an agent, who actually wants to represent me, therefore, I will no longer be giving my work away for free....

I'm sorry, but not a lot!!!!

I hope you all do well in your endevours.

I am still an active member of Tome City (just google it!) oh fine! here's a bloody link.....{mutters, lazy good for nothing, oh hang on they supported me...} http://www.tomecity.com/smf/

I hope when I'm sitting in Borders or Waterstones signing books you guys will drop in, free signed copies for all those that supported me!

I have a Facebook account http://www.facebook.com/home.php? that you're all welcome to join...China, see ya in Tome!!

My email address; k_cooke@hotmail.co.uk keep in touch all of ya!

ROCK ON!!!

And keep writing, dreams really do come true!!!!

Kez xxxxxxx
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You all think I'm the saddest bastard in town, my facebook is much more interesting than my Bebo page http://www.facebook.com/home.php

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  • I'm a little sad.

    to be leaving you all, but I'm going to be working very very hard now!!! Deadlines, don cha know!!!!

    Love ya all.....keep up the writing, I'll stop in from time to time..

    Kez xxxx

    0 Comments 259 days

  • Beep your horn if you love your muse!!!

    Cos I do......

    That's all, nothing more.............

    Best
    Kez xxx

    0 Comments 294 days

  • I totally, like....

    Hate hearing people speak like that....

    I was standing in the queue in Marks and Spencer today, thinking 'god I just wanna exchange these stupidly small wellie boots that someone bought my daugher for Christmas in regality of the Baby Cheeses' birthday, and get gone!' and there are these two, very pretty, very well spoken, obviously privileged girls (you get a few in Oxford!!!) and they are having a conversation a little like this (not exact, but you'll get the jist).

    'Oh my god, I was totally like he's so cute'
    'Oh my god, I totally know, I was like WOW! how cute can you be?'
    'Then Gorgia said, oh like I really like him, he's like the hottest guy here'
    'And I was like I KNOW!'
    'He was like, so what's your name, and I was like, guess and he was like, perfect and I like sooooo giggled'
    'OH MY GOD, he was soooo cute'
    'I KNOW'

    Thankfully I was called forward to be dealt with by a very competent woman who wished me a happy New Year and didn't even question the fact that I didn't have a receipt....

    They're English grammar school girls, not American teen movies stars, I mean they were too young for that! The best thing about it, they probably had a private education or went to one of our excellent secondary schools in the 'good' areas (one of which I'm not ashamed to say I live in and Heidi will be attending one of the good schools!. But I worked for that, I came from a nasty council estate and pride myself on the fact that I didn't go 'oh no, woah is me, let me stick a needle in my arm, I got my education and some bruises to boot for being a 'boff' and got out!), so why. WHY, do they make themselves sounds so dumb!

    I'm always telling a friend of mine off of going 'and she was like, and I was like, and she was like, and I totally just said.'

    I don't understand why people think it's cool to talk like that, it pisses me off as much as getting this text from my little sister.

    'wat u up 2?'

    There is a full keyboard! USE IT!
    We have one of the most beautiful languages in the world, with a wide range of words to describe most things.....USE IT!

    Sorry, the anger broke out again, he's back in his cage, I actually consider somtimes that my anger is my Muse, they look pretty similar!

    Kez x

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Name :   Kerry
Nick Name :   Kez
Birthdate :   30 October 1978
Birthplace:   Leicester
Current Location:   Oxford
Eye Color:   Green
Hair Color:   Brown
Height:   5ft2
Weight:   132lbs - that's a whopping 9st 6lbs
Piercings:   Many
Tatoos:   None
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   Husband
Vehicle:   Mini Cooper and a push bike
Overused Phrase:   Loser
FAVORITES
Food:   Yes please
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   Does it have food, well okay then let's go!
Candy:   Danish Salt Candies
Number:   6 (dress size)
Color:   Red
Animal:   Rabbit
Drink:   Yes please
Body Part on Opposite sex:   Huh?
Perfume:   Channel No 5
TV Show:   Angel
Music Album:   Changes so oft
Movie:   Snatch
Actor/Actress:   Audrey Hepburn
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   Burger King
Chocolate or Vanilla   Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Coffee
Kiss or Hug:   Hug
Dog or Cat:   Cat
Rap or Punk:   Punk
Summer or Winter:   Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Scary Movies
Love or Money:   Love
YOUR...
Bedtime:   10pm
Most Missed Memory:   I don't regret anything I've done
Best phyiscal feature:   Face
First Thought Waking Up:   Must write that down
Ambition:   To be a published and somewhat recognised authoress
Best Friends:   Ellen and Becky
Weakness:   Food
Fears:   Getting fat
Longest relationship:   Neil 14 years big boy!
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   NO
Ever been beaten up:   Yes
Ever beaten someone up:   Yes
Ever Shoplifted:   Yes
Ever Skinny Dipped:   Yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   Yes
Been Dumped Lately:   No
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   Blue
Favorite Hair Color:   I have a think for red heads!
Short or Long:   depends how it suits the guy
Height:   tall!
Style:   t and jeans
Looks or Personality:   personality
Hot or Cute   cute
Muscular or Really Skinny:   in between
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   Japan
How do you want to Die:   in my sleep
Been to the Mall Lately:   no
Get along with your Parents:   yep
Health Freak:   yep
Do you think your Attractive:   sometimes yes sometimes no
Believe in Yourself:   yes
Want to go to College:   Yes
Do you Smoke:   Yes
Do you Drink:   Yes
Shower Daily:   Yes
Been in Love:   I am
Do you Sing:   All the time
Want to get Married:   Yes
Do you want Children:   Have
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   When I'm about 64
Hate anyone:   Yes
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  • Edward R. McPherson
    Edward R. McPherson

    I read Hater recently, the ending, while I will not ruin it for you, does leave a pretty wide berth for a sequel...

    A pretty big berth indeed.

    That and it was a slight disapointment in the direction that the character progressed (You will see once you read it) I was more hoping for something "happy" or at least less horrifying...

    33 weeks ago
  • William G
    luv William G

    Hello, just thought I'd send you a link to my latest upload on youtube.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHo6V...

    How is the writing going for you these days? Is the muse still not answering your emails?

    36 weeks ago
  • Edward R. McPherson
    Edward R. McPherson

    I have pre-ordered Hater, and it arrived yestarday, because I am cheap like that!

    David Moody may not be that pretty, but he can sure as hell cook! Wait... No... WRITE! Thats the one.

    36 weeks ago
  • John M
    John M

    Joined Tome City. Look up Burning

    36 weeks ago
  • Edward R. McPherson
    Edward R. McPherson

    Your a fan of David Moody right?

    Are you planning on getting his new book Hater?

    36 weeks ago
  • John M
    John M

    Hmm could you send me a link to tome city? I might publish on there myself.

    37 weeks ago
  • Kerry
    Kerry

    Yeah, still I don't appreciate it!!!!

    I'm probably ready to migrate from here to Tome City really, the writers on there are much more serious about their writing which makes it easier to get good reviews and better critiquing done.

    Kez xxxx

    37 weeks ago
  • John M
    John M

    Kerry we all get contacted by whores. I get like 2 requests to add them a month. I always turn them down. It's nothing major.

    37 weeks ago
  • Chris
    Chris

    hey thanks for the offer, i'll keep it in mind. am on a bit of a pause at the mo because i'm starting a writing course (one of the at home one's) i want to do that then i'll be putting a lot of material out (few short storys and another five chapters on tcb) as soon as i have you'll be the first to know.
    I'll be putting it on tome though too many teenyboppers and netwhores on here.
    Laters.

    39 weeks ago
  • Andy Walker
    Andy Walker

    Oh aye!

    Volume to 11.... check.

    Barrels of tasteless beer.... check.

    Self-made sweaty mosh-pit.... check.

    Let's rock! \m/


    40 weeks ago
  • Chris
    luv Chris

    ta tell you the truth i have quite a bit but stopped using the site because they stopped letting me post other short stories without a reason and everytime i go on the site i have stupid messages of then dating sites or whatever they are. It seems the people who police the site have there prioritys totally wrong so it's really put me off. Plus lifes been so busy so i've had no time to go over what i write and clean it up a bit to post it. I promise when i put it up elsewhere or bebo give me a reason why they wont feature my other stuff i'll post and let you know

    43 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Edward R. McPherson
    Edward R. McPherson

    You copied my saying on Bebo!

    How dare you, being of evil! (No harm intented...)

    44 weeks ago
  • China Ren
    luv China Ren

    MMm. Well, to me, it looked like he was a clone. (As they grew him in a tank and reconstructed his memories.) Maybe you should change it to them snatching him out of time or something instead.

    It may be a bit of a technical point of course, as the (clone) would essentially be him.

    I feel doing this to Gengis Khan btw, a little strange and unjust. In his society, GK was doing nothing wrong. Who are we to judge that? He may have helped save lives even, by creating a more stable society.

    Like I said, a good debate starter! :D

    45 weeks ago
  • Sam G
    Sam G

    Hey thought you might like the new story I wrote for the contest Litaloud was holding, enjoy :D

    http://www.bebo.com/NoTrustAvailable

    52 weeks ago
  • China Ren
    luv China Ren

    Thanks Kez! Though I don't know who Harry Bosch is. :P

    54 weeks ago
  • Blood Lust
    Blood Lust

    Thanks for the review, I only wrote it as a short story to enter to a LitDen halloween competition last year (which never got judged lol) but yeah, I might think on expanding it one day if I ever feel like it so thanks for the advice.

    55 weeks ago
  • Daz Lemon Fresh
    luv Daz Lemon Fresh

    hey kerry hows d writin goin?? wrkin on anyting new???

    58 weeks ago
  • The Cassette
    luv The Cassette

    hey ta 4 commentin on my book (well short story)


    yh i guess ill re write it someday but i was young then and bored so thats y it lacks narrative


    but thnks anyway for the constructive critisism!

    58 weeks ago
  • Big Bizarre
    luv Big Bizarre

    Ah don't say poetry it's not poetry ... well, I guess it sort of is in a way.

    Thanks for that, the page doesn't look so lonely now :L

    64 weeks ago