A kebab from abrakebabra

The you're my best friend conversation you have when you're soo off your face, you keep saying it over and over and over: "You know you're my BEST Friend!"

Mouthwash that tastes the way leather smells even though it apparently is perfectly fine mouthwash

Vodka and miller at the same time

Me dancing (which is only when I'm drunk so its REALLY bad)

Males hugging

A "straight" male rubbing another male's hair, there's some weird intimacy moment going on to a certain degree.

Silence among friends because you have nothing to say to each other (which is usually awkward silence)

A posh accent when you are in NO WAY posh!

Being a poser when it comes to photos.

Pulling your pants down when you're drunk to fix your boxers.

Constant bitching about stuff when you're drunk

When you make a bad joke, or start talking about a subject that nobody understands and no one stops you but lets you go on and on, they're getting more confused and you can see that and you just feel awkward and stupid....

Prancing around on the side of the street at 9.00 at night, because well you're hammered.

A wifebeater shadow hand puppet....and raping each other bunny hand puppets....

People not buzzin properly so sober you isnt buzzin AT ALL

A hat on my head

When a person doesn't text you back even though you asked a question...RUDE much...

Drunken texting when you're trying your hardest to cheer up someone and it fails and gets weird

A little indie southsider bitch scratching you with his nails in the toilet

Ignoring other people

Telling me to cool down when nothing is actually wrong

Asking something of someone, and that something is fairly a lot/too much to ask for

the ever increasing rate of people smoking hash on my bus

the arson of aungier and georges street

DENIAL

Alcoholism

Thinking a good time can only be a time with alcohol

When you're happy for no reason and you cant share the love because no one is around

Falling down the stairs in the Grafton street subway