Bush - Lead a nation into TWO Illegal wars, and FUBARing both nations
Orly - Looked suprised and said "O rly?"

Bush - Sat on his arse whilst Katrina and Wilma Leveled New Orleans
Orly - Looked suprised and said "O rly?"

Bush - Gave the finger to Global warming campaigners
Orly - Looked suprised and said "O rly?"

Bush - Ran an oil company into the ground
Orly - Looked suprised and said "O rly?"

Bush - Ignored security advice about Osama Bin Laden.
Orly - Looked suprised and said "O rly?"

Bush - has been rumoured to have an IQ of 90...
Orly - Looked suprised and said "O rly?"

Who would you have a president?

Economy: Will replace now weak dollor with dead mice.

Education: Flying will be included in curiculum

Enviroment: New low carbon transport called owl flight will be developed, people will have to evolve wings

Transport: see enviroment

Iraq: Will pull out of Iraq and Afghanistan

Health: Bigger emphisis on grass as medicine..