Tara - Jay Porter
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- Am studying 2nd year psychology degree and so far it's interesting and enjoyable. I'd love to say I have the mental capacity to see it to the end then go onto the PHD but the reality is I may have had enough with academia by the time my degree is done, lmao.
The best bit about my life is my wonderful family, especially the kids. Callum and Joshua Jack give me reasons to smile and I adore the bones of both of them, no-one could ask for better nephews
My niece Jessica Grace is the most precious little girl in the world and she's so lovely! I spend as much time as I can get with my boys and Jess, though I always wish it was more!! - Music
- An everchanging thing for me, lol. This year (2009) I have tickets booked for Pink (oh yeah!!) and Nickelback (slobber) as well as my V Fest weekender tickets. I'm loving Scouting for Girls these days too. My MP3 player is stacked to the brim with Pink, Scouting, Nickleback, Metallica, Kings of Leon, Killers, Feeling, Plain White T's, Fratellis, Cher, Alanis Morisette, Def Leppard, 4 Non Blondes, Blondie and loads loads more.
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- Oooooh, I'm a chick flick gal. I don't do scary stuff
- Sports
- I should do something...............
- Scared Of
- Everything - roflmao. Scared of spiders, some people, some places and big scary monsters - raaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrghh!!
- Xbox
- Oh man I am in lurve with my 360 Elite. Games I am playing at the moment are Fable 2, Tomb Raider Underworld, NFS Undercover, Mirrors Edge, Viva Pinata (yup I'm a sad case, but it's sooooo cute!!). Am only recently Xbox Live and man, oh man it's wicked good!!
- Critterz
- I love my critters. Merlin is my darling pony, Mac is my fast paced Collie Lab X, Phoenix, Texas & Arizona are my bunny wabbits and Daisy is my hand rearead Cockatiel. Baxter (Romeo) is my pain in the ass kitten, lol. 2009 broke my heart as in January I lost my wonderful Charlie Binx, much too soon (aged 3) to cancer, and in July my darling little Nemo left me also (brain tumour, had been ill for 10 months and was only 6 years old when he passed). A very sad time for us :-(
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- My family They have supported me through the tough times and laughed with me through the good times, I don't know where I'd be without my Tog, Mum, Rob, Hayley and Connie - I love you guys heaps!!
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Jack Or Barb
Dave was the vice-president of ACME inc. One day the president,Mr. Smith called him into his office.He told Dave that they had to make some cutbacks and either Jack or Barb would have to be laid off.
Dave looked at mr Smith and said " Barb is my best worker, butJack has a wife and three kids. I don't know who to fire."
"I'll tell you what to do. Fire the first one of them who comes in to work tomorrow" Mr. Smith replied.
The next morning Dave waited for either Jack or Barb to show up.Barb was the first to arrive. Dave said to her "Barb I've got a problem."
"Really? What's wrong?" Barb replied.
"Well you see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?"
Barb replied, "Jack off! I've got a headache."0 Comments 483 days
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OMG this is soooo funny... Fill It Out!!!!
Dear (the person who last texted/messaged you),
I don't really know how to tell you this, 1. I think I realized it 2 3 and I saw you 4 5.
I'm sure you're 6 enough to understand 7.
I'm returning 8 to you, but I'll keep 9 as a memory.
You should also know that I 10 11.
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Dear Connie,
I don't really know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes outside of chicago and I saw you pull the toupee off Bill Clinton.
I'm sure you're high enough to understand that I did a sex change.
I'm returning Your ring, but I'll keep your your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about your embarrassing rash.
Best Regards,
-T Jay
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1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
Annat - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Scarred
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Mongolic
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Other; Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
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Whack A Penguin - Check It Out
http://www.birdcheck.co.uk/whackthep... I am getting addicted to this game, I love it so much. My best is 574 and I found if you whack it up high then it lands on it's beak and sticks out fo the ground (likely get less than 500) but the three times I got over 500 then I hit it kinda low trajectory and it skidded for a while too. Have a go and let me know what you get xxxxxx1 Comment 552 days
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- Wigan & Leigh College, 1998
Business Admin - School:
- Dunblane High, 1995
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- St John's Primary School, 1989
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38 weeks ago
Hayley Porter
Its so adorable! No baby yet, i think it may be stuck! lol a week to go, but they way im feeling a week too long. plus looking thru my notes the other day the 1st date i was given was 13th, so this baby should be here! He is turning into such a little caracter. Cheeky little boy! Its so cute watching him and Daddy tho, have have gotten so close. Hows the new house? Hows Tog?
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Hayley Porter39 weeks ago
Tell him to get better soon, from the 3 of us! Or 4! Im really hoping it is on its way, think its moved down cause Im always peeing at the moment, its driving me crazy! lol I like Devon too, its different but not too different! Robs not too sure tho, think we will wait until its borna dn if its a girl hopefully one of us will look at her and think she is a .......! Then we will have a name! Otherwise Baby Porter it will have to be! lol Hope als good with you. Talk to you soon!
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39 weeks ago
Hayley Porter
16 days now! I cant wait! I feeling great, even my aches and pains have gone! lol Joshua definately back to normal eating us out of house and home and making as much mess as possible! Its good to have him back! lol Hows you? And Tog? Hope your both settling in well!
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39 weeks ago
Leisa Cormack
Hey Huney!
Remember moving day + weeks after well! *shivers*
Will look forward to seeing some pics when you're settled.
Send me ur addy, txt me it, and I can send you a wee card!!
Sending lots of love to help you guys settle in!
Leisa & Co.
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40 weeks ago
Leisa Cormack
Hey Hun,
Just popped on to catch up - and saw the news. So sorry hun, sending hugs from us all.
Will remember charlie binx - still have photo of him in his furry cat bed!
Take Care and will try and phone soon. When's the move?
Will have to make it to visit and see this house!!
You are in our thoughts and just in case hugs get lost
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squeeze (D.I.Y. Hugs!!)
Love
Leisa
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40 weeks ago
Connie
Hey Honey.
All our love and hugs on this really sad day mate. Hope you don't mind but i would like to leave a message for Binxie here too.
Hey Binx Its your Auntie Connie and Callum here. We already miss you lots and lots boy. Have Fun with my Piper and tell her she is still in my heart. Give my love to Ty aswell hon. Look down on us every now and again sweetie. Oh and we seen your sign up in the sky, thank you. We love you and hold you in our heart and memories everyday. Thanks for being a treasure and a true gift in our lives XXXXX
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Hayley Porter40 weeks ago
Morning, let us know how Charlie gets on! Im feeling ok, have JJ's cold but feeling alot better today! The poor little man is still not well, currently cuddled up on the sofa with Daddy! Still wont eat, have the docs today tho! I know 3 weeks and 5 days, its so close, getting scared now! Cant wait till its all over and there is 2 of them! JJ got a dolly the other day, he gave it cuddles as soon as it was out the box and feeds it, so thats a good sign! lol Hope your feeling ok today!
Love you!
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40 weeks ago
Hayley Porter
Hey Hun, I hope your feeling ok! Me, Rob, JJ and Bump are all thinking of you! We all have everything crossed for tomorrow! I hope everything turns out good!
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40 weeks ago
Jacquie
Hey hun,
Lovely piccys i eventually found them with kelsys help lol.
Awe JJ has grown so much and so has hayleigh lol, i still say shes having a little girl. wont be long now hey.
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41 weeks ago
Hayley Porter
Blame that brother of yours for putting me off the last one! It was Ella Grace. He kept saying Ella the Elephant, and for soem reason that really put me off! lol
Hey im sure we will think of something eventually!
Hows the packing going? Not long now! You must be getting excited!
Joshua has a really bad cold again! That boy just seems to catch everything going! Its good for us and he wants lots of cuddles, but he has a really bad cough and wont eat! Dozing alot but not proper sleep!
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41 weeks ago
Connie
Hey Babe, Thanks so much for the pics of my baby boy (snake). They are wicked good. Hope your ok and not stressing out about the big move.
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43 weeks ago
Hayley Porter
Yep, not long thank god! Im convinced now that its a boy! But hey we will find out soon! Yeah you can give Tog my number! So how long till you move? Excited? You will need to get up soon, Joshua's just getting so big and very cheeky! lol Hes getting alot better with his talking, more words all the time!
How is everything there? and tog? Hope all is good!
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53 weeks ago
Hayley Porter
He is now being alot more affectionate, so you will probably get lots of cuddles! We all missing you too! Joshua decided to use my tummy as a drum yesterday, kept peeking under my top to see the ever growing tummy and then decided to see if it would make good music! Dont think the baby was too impresses, loads of kicks afterwards! lol
How was the holiday?
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56 weeks ago
Kelsy Mcgrath Mate X X
hey ya The Hoosiers are in plymouth lol on the 24th of october and it is £17.50 per ticket lol xxxxxx mum said i gotta tell u
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58 weeks ago
Kelly Barnes
Loving your photos of Hunky - they are magic!!!!! I've pinched some of them - hope you don't mind!
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Hayley Porter58 weeks ago
Think I have them all now! They are great! He really is such a poser! lol
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Kirsten Dewar60 weeks ago'm doin away dolly, hows about you, you been up to anything nice?? god it's been a while eh?? i'm just doin thye same ols crap, just a different time and year lol x x x loads of hugs xxx
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60 weeks ago
Kirsten Dewar
hi there not sure if you will remember me, used to be known as jamie, a friend of connies, lol, a bit long winded but hay ho lol, anyway hope you are well take care x x x
My lucky charm, a happy memory from being a kid - I still have my original 1980's smelly one, lol, and of course lots of newer ones too xxxxxx
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