Rob.

Muse - Best thing I have ever seen or heard in my life.

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Dancing to reggae at midnight - no better feeling
Me, Myself, and I
*NECK MOVEMENT* YAWH

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rob.
17.
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a moment, a love
a dream, a laugh
a kiss, a cry
our rights, our wrongs



MUSE 6-11-09


Et JUS†ICE Pour Tout


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Congratulations on a fine piece of work,

Max Le Cain



"I, on the other hand, love my unofficial title, precisely because I've earned it"
The Other Half Of Me
Mahony

Mahony

Leaving Cert? Pfft.

Myewzick
Daft Punk, Justice, SebastiAn, The Prodigy, The Chemical Brothers, Toxic Avenger, Futurecop!, MSTRKRFT, deadmau5, Fatboy Slim, Surkin, Danger, Aerotronic, Mylo, MGMT, Mike Relm, Designer Drugs Kings of Leon, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Killers, Muse, Jimi Hendrix, Foo Fighters, Bloc Party, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Temper Trap KanYe West
Le Cain-ery
Magnolia
Significant Others
Pulp Fiction, The Shawshank Redemption, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Pi, Public Enemies, The Wrestler, Slumdog Millionaire, City of God, Ché Part 1, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman, Dumb and Dumber, Reservoir Dogs, Heat, From Dusk Till' Dawn, No Country for Old Men, American Beauty, There Will Be Blood, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Inglorious Basterds
Sportz
1) Manchester United 2) Philadelphia Eagles
U-Choob
http://www.youtube.com/user/RobTheBert92
MSN
mccarthy_1992@hotmail.com
Die-Wreck-Tores
Paul Thomas Anderson Michael Mann Quentin Tarantino Martin Scorsese
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Things fall down. People look up. And when it rains, it pours.

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Money
Fair
Love
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Health
Numbers
6, 15, 16, 23, 32, 36
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1.What DVD is in your DVD player right now?
The Godfather

2.If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
The question implies that I would be abandoned. Only losers are abandoned. I aint no loser.

3.Do you look more like your mum or your dad?
Dad, purely because he is a man as am I.

4.Is that your natural hair color?
Sure is.

5.How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
About 6.

6.Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
Naaa-aaah

7.Do you have a crush on anyone?
Suuure do! But to divulge such info. would be a fatal error.

8.How long have you known them and do they know you like them?
Long enough, I think so.....

9.Can you lick your elbow?
I'm not even going to try. I know I can't.

10.If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
I don't think it would count as a jump. It's more of a step - very little unless there happened to be a basin of spikes on the floor.

11.If you woke up as the opposite sex, what’s the 1st thing you would do?
Wonder how my mantits grew so rapidly overnight.

12.Do you wear fake tan?
All the tiiiime garrrrrrllllllllll.

13.Do you like sneezing, or do you hate that feeling?
I love sneezing.

14.What is your favourite room in your house?
Bej-room

15.What was the last thing you had to drink?
Wasser.

16.Do fish make good pets?
Nah but they do make a delicious Lasagne.

17.Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?
Ostrich I'd say if I was reeeeeally pushed like.

18.Has an animal ever attacked you?
On numerous occasions. Cunts....

19.What kind of mobile phone do you own?
Sony Ericsson Brick

20.Whats the biggest amount of mobile phone credit/phone bill you've had in a month?
If I knew the answer to this question I would be a dork.

21.Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
Probably Sean's.

22.Are they a good driver in your opinion?
They're grand like.

23.When’ s the last time you showered
Yesterday

24.If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
Oh yeah :(

25.Do you sleep in a single or double bed?
Double bed coz I gets lotsa byorrs lyk yano

26.Do you make your bed daily?
Nah, fuck that.

27.How many clothes do you have in your closet?
I have 17 clothes

28.Where’d you get the top you’re wearing?
My uncle I think. Not that he knitted it or anything...

29.How many windows/tabs do you have open on your computer right now?
3 windows, 3 tabs.

30.Do you ever crack your knuckles/fingers?
Yes, I'm a creature of habit :(

31.When was the last time you laughed really hard?
Today sometime no doubt.

32.Do you take compliments well?
I guess so.

33.Do you find piercings attractive?
Not really but they wouldnt exactly put me off someone either.

34.Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
Fly, invisibility is for perves.

35.Do you personally know the people on your top friends list?
No.

36.Where does number one live?
Munxtown because he's gay.

37.Would you date them?
Ohhh yeah!

38.Who kissed you on the forehead last?
Probably Peter.... he does that kinda crazy shit,

39.What color of socks do you have on?
White.

40.Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
Above my left eye. Smashed with a rock hahaha

41.How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
About 10-20 minutes, I dunno really.

42.Have you bought anything today?
A bottle of Coke, a Mars ice-cream and 2 snakes :D

43.Ever dated someone you didn't find attractive in the least?
Nah bi, nah.... All da byorrs I be wit do b feekin bi

44.Where’s the closest hoodie to you right now?
A foot away from my left foot.

45.Morning or night person? Or Afternoon?
Night definitely.

46.Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Probably.... Once while driving, which is made even more implausible by the fact that I cannot drive.

47.What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
Your face huhuhuh

48.How many pics of just you do you have?
Not many, if any.

49.What fast food restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries?
Lennox's

50.Would you prefer Irn Bru or Vimpto?
My fingers swell when I drink Irn Bru (no lie) and Vimpto sounds like a type of FIAT so neither.

51.When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
WTF?

52.Have you ever had a “kick me” sign on your back without realizing it?
Nawh... nawwwwh.... nawh bi...... naaaaaaawwwwh

53.Lap top or pc?
P.C

54.What color is your keyboard?
African American

55.Who is your internet provider and who pays for it?
Eircom - parents.

56.Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
Probably at one stage or another.

57.Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
Yeah, it's one of the better things to be enjoyed in life.

58.Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
Yes after reading multiple people's versions of this survey.

59.Did you just sing them to make sure?
Nah, didn't need to keddd, un-luckkkyyyyy

60.Are you a secretive person, or are you open with your thoughts?
Fairly open I think.

61.If you had to, would you rather eat maggots or worms?
Worms I'd say.

62.Have you seen a sunflower in real life before?
Yes..... the most boring question I have ever been asked.

63.Have you ever used eye lash curlers?
Nah, I have a penis bi.

64.Do you text or call more?
Call.

65.Do you find Russell Brand funny or irritating?
Funny, very very funny.

66.Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Never biy. Pointless. All ya need is feekin and gatt.

67.What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
Alarm Clock.

68.Who was the last person you slow danced with?
Nobody :S

69.Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
Probably during one of my boredom fueled days :S

70.Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
Why? Isn't it or something?

71.Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?
Peppermint I think.

72.What is the most amount of money you would spend on a pillow?
13 euro BUT NOT ONE CENT MORE

73.If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
White.

74.How many tv's in your house?
At least 7 - sickening.

75.Type your name using only your elbow
erdddddpohhge34r55t - strangely enough that's how my name is actually spelt, obviously the d's, g's, 3's, 4's, 5's and t's are silent,

76.Do you ever go a few days without changing your underwear?
Nah biy, your sum sick feen.

77.Are you ever purposely irritating?
No because I know how fucking annoying that can be.

78.If you were another person would you be friends with you?
Why not...

79.Do you still have your tonsils and your appendix?
Sure do. I'm not a mutant.

80.Favourite sports to watch?
American Football, Soccer, Hurling and the odd game of Bowls.

81.Can you play Poker?
Nah, I need reminding

82.Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
Nope, thank christ.

83.Have you ever touched an Elephant?
I don't know.... I hope I have.

84.Have you had a Birthday so far this year?
I did indeed, 17 :D

85.Do you like to have ice in your drinks?
Most drinks... I hate ice in my coffee;

86.Have you ever used a metal detector to look for treasure?
Nah I'm not a complete loser.

87.Do you prefer Lemons or Limes?
I have no idea, I always seem to have em together.

88.Do you prefer trampolines or bouncy castles?
Bouncy castles, it's harder to fall off and embarass yourself in bouncy castles.

89.Have you ever crawled through a window?
No, usually windows are at least 3 feet off the floor.

90.Did your parents spoil you as a child?
I lived in poverty.

91.Look behind you, what do you see?
"I've always hated condoms, that's why I had a vasectomy..... but does a vasectomy prevent HIV?" A safe sex postcard on my wall :)

92.Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
Nothing valuable.

93.Do you prefer beef, pork, or lamb?
Beef is fcukin taste :)

94.Are you an aunt/uncle?
Nope, I hope not :S

95.Do you know all the words to your national anthem?
Kinda.... the ending confuses me.

96.What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Cabbage

97.Do you still watch kiddie films and tv shows?
The odd time when I stop being an adult. Grow up you immature fool.

98.If you were walkin down the street and someone sprayed you with water what would you do?
Probably kill them.

99.Have you ever broken a bone?
My elbow and it hurt like a mother fucker

100.How many times have you moved house?
3/4 but only when I was small.

101.If you could make someone disappear who would it be?
Richard Coughlan

102.Curtains or blinds?
Curtains I'd say.

103.Can you cook a Sunday Roast?
I cannot unfortunately. Beans and toast does me :)

104.Have you watched 'the cunt family' on youtube?
Nah and I have no desire to either so fuck dat feeeeeen!

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  • mag-no'li-a

    In the New York Herald, November 26, year 1911, there is an account of the hanging of three men. They died for the murder of Sir Edmund William Godfrey; Husband, Father, Pharmacist and all around gentle-man resident of: Greenberry Hill, London. He was murdered by three vagrants whose motive was simple robbery. They were identified as: Joseph Green, Stanley Berry, and Daniel Hill. Green, Berry, Hill. And I Would Like To Think This was Only A Matter Of Chance.

    As reported in the Reno Gazzette, June of 1983 there is the story of a fire, the water that it took to contain the fire, and a scuba diver named Delmer Darion. Employee of the Peppermill Hotel and Casino, Reno, Nevada. Engaged as a blackjack dealer. Well liked and well regarded as a physical, recreational and sporting sort, Delmer's true passion was for the lake. As reported by the coroner, Delmer died of a heart attack somewhere between the lake and the tree. A most curious side note is the suicide the next day of Craig Hansen. Volunteer firefighter, estranged father of four and a poor tendency to drink. Mr. Hansen was the pilot of the plane that quite accidentally lifted Delmer Darion out of the water. Added to this, Mr. Hansen's tortured life met before with Delmer Darion just two nights previous. The weight of the guilt and the measure of coincidence so large, Craig Hansen took his life. And I Am Trying To Think This Was All Only A Matter Of Chance.

    The tale told at a 1961 awards dinner for the American Association Of Forensic Science by Dr. Donald Harper, president of the association, began with a simple suicide attempt. Seventeen year old Sydney Barringer. In the city of Los Angeles on March 23, 1958. The coroner ruled that the unsuccessful suicide had suddenly become a successful homicide. To explain: The suicide was confirmed by a note, left in the breast pocket of Sydney Barringer. At the same time young Sydney stood on the ledge of this nine story building, an argument swelled three stories below. The neighbors heard, as they usually did, the arguing of the tenants and it was not uncommon for them to threaten each other with a shotgun, or one of the many handguns kept in the house. And when the shotgun accidentaly went off, Sydney just happend to pass. Added to this, the two tenants turned out to be: Fay and Arthur Barringer. Sydney's mother and Sydney's father. When confronted with the charge, which took some figuring out for the officers on the scene of the crime, Fay Barringer swore that she did not know that the gun was loaded. A young boy who lived in the building, sometimes a visitor and friend to Sydney Barringer said that he had seen, six days prior the loading of the shotgun. It seems that the arguing and the fighting and all of the violence was far too much for Sydney Barringer and knowing his mother and father's tendency to fight, he decided to do something. Sydney Barringer jumps from the ninth floor rooftop. His parents argue three stories below. Her accidental shotgun blast hits Sydney in the stomach as he passes the arguing sixth floor window. He is killed instantly but continues to fall, only to find, three stories below, a safety net installed three days prior for a set of window washers that would have broken his fall and saved his life if not for the hole in his stomach. So Fay Barringer was charged with the murder of her son and Sydney Barringer noted as an accomplice in his own death.

    And it is in the humble opinion of this narrator that this is not just "Something That Happened." This cannot be "One of those things...” This, please, cannot be that. And for what I would like to say, I can't. This Was Not Just A Matter Of Chance. Ohhhh. These strange things happen all the time.

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  • R and T

    POKIN OUT TARAS EYES

    chinese eyes

    milton keynes,god idiot.(somehow he mixed dis up with da name of the next point XD)

    Merrill Womach - Happy Again

    Tara's det - falling from a chair, mid photo

    Rob punching tara inda vagine mid pic!

    whatcha call 3 trees?a small forest ahuhuhuhuh

    Da coughing man on da eagles NFL draft haha

    'Davis Troy,from Atlanta'

    haha 'CHRIST'

    Moshin out ta Justice,Planisphere Finale ,Phantom part II

    'School bully not so tough after being molested'

    Gary Douche.

    "whatcha have for dinner?"Curry"..."of course".."blew my mouth off"

    Tara-"She is fuckin frightning!"

    "how can anyone be that ugly:O ,she looks like a fuckin jambon"

    Kier-"Disaster of human"

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  • Memories

    I know like 5,000 people have this already but I'm bored and tired so, if you have any memories of me and you or whatever leave a comment, I dunno..........
    Cheers,
    Bob

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  • Yvonne X
    luv Yvonne X

    i have no vred and i know you wont see this till later but enjoooyys muse:) xx

    LAF

    1 day ago
  • Ross
    Ross

    Ya fuck hell shud be lethal!What tym is da concert startin at?Ya haha,not dat many alcos dar wit u bar urself haha.Na Derry wil b a mad laff lyk.Id say il b goin!

    2 days ago via Mobile
  • Ross
    Ross

    Lukin 4ward ta muse bi?When are u leavin?Ye drinkin dar at all?U hear bout Derry,u goin?

    2 days ago via Mobile
  • Yvonne X
    Yvonne X

    oh im so so so so so so so so glad to see how much of a loser you think i am, your a fag.. Are you glad to see how much of a fag you are??:)
    :L xx

    NICHEEEEEEE WAAAN fag

    2 days ago
  • Yvonne X
    luv Yvonne X

    i got it when i signed in douchebag...xx

    :)

    2 days ago
  • Podge Walsh
    luv Podge Walsh

    rob fukin derry baaaaaaaaah gonna rock da historical sites:L :L :L

    3 days ago
  • Podge Walsh
    Podge Walsh

    raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaab wats da four one one

    3 days ago
  • Vultures Of The Sea
    Vultures Of The Sea

    Train sorted.

    5 days ago
  • Richy Rich
    luv Richy Rich

    alri bud u do much today

    5 days ago
  • Vultures Of The Sea
    luv Vultures Of The Sea

    What do Cuban revolutionaries eat for breakfast?

    CHE-rios.

    huhuhuh

    5 days ago
  • Vultures Of The Sea
    Vultures Of The Sea

    What do English footballers eat on Halloween?


    John Barnesbrack.

    huhuhuh

    1 week ago
  • Gary Forde
    Gary Forde

    not dat early anyway..haha

    1 week ago
  • Vultures Of The Sea
    Vultures Of The Sea

    What does CCD eat for breakfast?

    Childrens entrails.


    huhuhuh

    1 week ago
  • James Cotter
    James Cotter

    or bernd schuster

    1 week ago
  • James Cotter
    James Cotter

    yes we are

    i dont know:L :L

    1 week ago
  • James Cotter
    James Cotter

    he told me he is flying:L :L im not joking

    1 week ago
  • Vultures Of The Sea
    luv Vultures Of The Sea

    What does Thomas Gunn eat for breakfast?


    Vagina and Pornflakes.


    huhuh

    1 week ago
  • James Cotter
    luv James Cotter

    is tonto really not going , is there any news on paul, andy burton on sky sports said it was 60% confirmed he was going

    1 week ago
  • Gary Forde
    Gary Forde

    yup yup..

    wat time u goin up??
    :) :)

    1 week ago
  • Gary Forde
    Gary Forde

    r u goin 2mor??

    1 week ago