1.) Sainsbury's flavoured condoms...Making life taste better!
2.) Tesco's condoms...every little helps!
3.) Nike condoms...just do it!
4.) Craig David condoms...Whats your flava?
5.) UCI cinema condoms...coming soon!
6.) Peugeot condoms...the ride of your life!
7.) New galaxy textured condoms...why have rubber when you can have silk?
8.) Pringles condoms...once you pop you cant stop!
9.) Halifax condoms...who gives you extra?
10.) Telletubbie condoms...again again!!!
11.) Cadburys creme egg condoms...how do you eat yours?
12.) Churchill car insurance condoms...oohhhhhhh yeeeeesssssssss!
13.) Gilette condoms...the best a man can get!
14.) Insette condoms...for the extra hold
15.) Mcdonalds condoms...im lovin it!
16.) Good year condoms...for a long ride go wide
17.) treseme condoms...used by professionals
18.) Lynx condoms...because you never know when
19.) Muller light condoms...so much pleasure but wheres the pain?
20.) andrex condoms...soft strong and very long.
21.) Sure crystal condoms...unbeatable against white marks.

these are the 11 rules of bebo

one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little 12-15yr olds who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here!!!
Stop tripping out with all the seductive pictures....YA NOT GUNNA GET SPOTTED

nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!




This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.


"like omg if u dnt repost dis in 1 second at midnte/ and if you do at midnight your true love will...SHUTUP U F***** ARSEHOLES!!! shit aint gonna happen"


load a bollox!!!