It is a glorious day for all Hank Scorpio admirers. The theme song that we all know and love, well i found a website that has it as a download.
Here's the link

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/informat...

and then just pick "Scorpio".
Enjoy.

Scorpio!
He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth.
Beware of Scorpio!
His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world
And his employees' health.

He'll welcome you into his lair
Like the nobleman welcomes his guest,
With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!

So beware of his generous pensions
Plus three weeks paid vacation each year.
And on Fridays, the lunch rooms serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!
He loves German beer!

Homer- (as the army storms Scorpio's secret lair) Hank, what's going on here?
Scorpio- I'm having a little trouble with the government.
Homer- Oh, those jerks, always walking over the small businessman. Don't get me started about the government.



Hank: Don't call me that word. I don't like things that elevate me above the other people. I'm just like you. Oh sure, I come in later in the day, I get paid a lot more, and I take longer vacations, but I don't like the word "boss."

Hank Scorpio: You will notice, my new best friend, that we are pretty casual around here.
Homer: Yes, sir. I will notice that. Very casual, Mr. Scorpion.

Scorpio: Hey, before we continue our tour, would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall please?
Homer: Mmmhmm. Umuhh now let’s see now. Uuummm.
Scorpio: Ahaha. Relax, Homer, at Globex we don’t believe in walls. In fact, I didn't even give you my coat!

Mr. Bont- Scorpio, you're totally mad!
Scorpio: I wouldn't point fingers, you jerk.
Mr. Bont: Do you expect me to talk?
Scorpio: No, I don't expect anything from you, except to die and be a very cheap funeral. (Walks away) You're gonna die now!

Hank Scorpio: Stop him! He's supposed to die!
(Homer tackles Mr. Bont)
Hank Scorpio: Homer! Boy am I proud of you, when you go home tonight, there's gonna be another story on your house.


Homer: [reading] Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you. This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours. It's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start. Drop me a line if you're on the East Coast, Hank Scorpio. [stops reading] Aw, the Denver Broncos!

P.A.: T minus 14 seconds.
Hank: If you need anything, you call me.
Homer: All right. What's the number?
Hank: I've never had to call my own company. Someone will tell you upstairs. But, Homer, on your way out, if you wanna kill somebody, it would help a lot.

Hank: Your job will be to manage and motivate them. Give 'em the benefit of your years of experience.
Homer: Don't worry, that won't take long.

Marge: Mr. Scorpio, this house is almost too good for us. I keep expecting to get the bum's rush.
Hank: We don't have bums in our town, Marge, and if we did they wouldn't rush. They'd be allowed to go at their own pace.


Homer: Uh...you have any sugar around here?
Hank: Sugar? Sure. [fumbles in his pockets, takes out a few handfuls of sugar] There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?
Homer: Uh...I...no.

Homer: Yes sir, Mr. Scorpion.
Hank: Don't call me that. It's Mr. Scorpio, but don't call me that either. Call me Hank!

Hank Scorpio: My ass is for sitting, not for kissing.

Scorpio: Hey! Look at my feet!
Homer: OK
Scorpio: You like those moccasins? Look in your closet, there's a pair for you. Don't like 'em? Then neither do I! [Throws moccasins out door] Get the hell out of here! Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?
Homer: [Chuckles] Yes, once.

Scorpio: By the way Homer, what's your least favorite country, Italy or France?
Homer: Uh... France.
Scorpio: Ha, Ha! Nobody ever says Italy.

Scorpio: There's the Hammock Hut. That's on Third. There's Hammocks 'R' Us. That's on Third, too. You got Put Your Butt There. That's on Third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. Matter of fact they're all in the same complex. It's the Hammock Complex, down on Third.
Homer: Oh, the Hammock District?