On Monday night, I was walking into Cuirt when I thought I had lost my mobile phone. I did not mourn for lost photos, as my phone camera is rubbish. I did not mourn for texts or games. I didn't even mourn the loss of several vital numbers. I mourned for the loss of Cumann Staire quotes.

But then I found my phone in my Cumann Staire hoodie. Hoorah! Brace yourselves:

SB about McNally: "He'll killl me with his automated love"

Nora about Christopher: "If that lad got lost in germany, he wouldnt say a thing to anyone. He'd just learn German by ear and incorporate himself into society"

Julia: "It's my little brother's birthday today" SB:" Why thank you"

Julia: "It's like a don't ever forget about me" (meaning Forget-me-not flowers)

Julia: "It's about Russians singing about carrots"

Nora to Sean: "I don't think you're made for stairs today".

Fiona??: "you wait and you wait" (dunno)

Making snow angels on the footpath cause you're steamin

Nora: "The snow is keeping my gin and tonic warm"

Aideen (on tasers): "It's the fun side of electrocution"

Sean: "Them wee them boy!"

Nora: "Crane hell is full of high winds".

Velocaraptors attacking Heidelberg castle and being surrounded by children.

McNally (acting like a connoisseur): "It tastes like .... paintstripper"

Fiona: "I'm alright for testicles thanks"

Fiona mistaking "hammer time" for "pyjama time"

Fiona (on Sean while lying on the floor): "His upsidedown eyes are smiling"

Aideen to Tonai:" Stop killing my beer while I'm trying to drink it"

Boyle (on Irish-German relations): "It's one of those things where it doesnt really matter where you've been or where you're from, you're hammered so they just give you beer"

McNally found the plugs weird

Slan means elephant in some language

SB: "I love working for low pay. Mosquitos."

SB (on textural difference of 2 slippers) "I'm a sensual man"

Tonai "I am a woman in my mental capacity"

Nora "So where was Luther?" Aideen: "With your ma"

TOUCH YOUR FACE!

Nora tricks Aideen into drining in kings: "So who's the quizmaster?" "YOU!"

SB to McNally who's out cold:"MCNALLY THE BRIDGE!!!"

Fiona to Aideen??: "It's up your nose. I told you it'd happen sometime"

Julia says Sean is missing a bit of his "Fronthead"


McNally: "If you could have a relationship with some material, I would marry my sleepingbag then have an affair with my mattrass"


NND, 22/01/2009

Guest lecture + Final Year History Class Party

Seán on the powers gained by owning part of the Berlin Wall:
"Oppress!! OPPRESS!!!!"

McNally on warning potential suitors of Tonaí:
"He mutilates children"

Enda's No.1 Chat-up line:
"Shift me or I'll follow you home"

Seán (this is scary):
"Now see that's why I'd like to sit on top of Tower 1 with a sniper and just go mental...."

Seán ( I think it was about pointy emo fringes):
"Gone don't poke out my other eye there will ya?"

McNally on the quality of meat in pies:
"They're like grandma chickens in your pie"

McNally (lost on this one):
"Waa waa waa waa waa. Your ovaries are all dried up".

McNally + Seán on choosing the Arts Ball band with an X-Factor style audition:
McN:"We'll judge people like pieces of meat!"
Seán (shouts): "NEXT ya bastard!!"

Mary O Rourke: The lads at the bar are just slouchin.. (this at her 1st trainin session with Maryland)
And where do we see John but hangin off the said fence smirkin.. but he got his own back after Mary ran back off before the session even finished!
John: Didn't really notice she was gone, to be honest..
John: If that's her best maybe this wasn't a good idea..

Good man stick the boot in when you get a chance! But Maryland did get their act together in the first match of Celebrity Bainisteoir and won through to the next round