O pot bellied pig, O pot bellied pig,
a strange, fat and hairy old mammal.
O pot bellied pig, with hooves as strong as enamel.

O fur, O hair, O great ball of fluff,
with twitching round nose, O so red.
With belly so wide it can wallow with pride
and display its round, football-shaped head.

Like a great ball of clay, like a great ball of fat,
it wobbles with miniscule waves.
Its belly, so round, just an inch of the ground,
it looks like it needs a good shave!

O so round, O so fat, O so hairy and wild,
it can grow up to sizes so big!
its beauty unravels as it rolls in the gravel,
it's the sign of perfection for pigs.

*a poem from a deviant @ http://www.deviantart.com