Everytime i go to dinner
it seems like im getting a little bit thinner
I'll sit down at the breakfast table
i can talk, but theyre not able
When i look at them i find
there's a single question on their mind.
i wish it could go back to the way it was
its not easy no because...

My whole family thinks im gay
i guess its always been that way.
Maybe its cause of the way i walk,
that makes them think that i like...boys

The goddamn question just wont go away
cause i get asked every single day
but the way they ask it is no disguise,
like How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?
This is the worst, baby this was my fear
Now their opinions are crystal clear.

My whole family now is shocked,
I'm in the closet and the door is locked.
Now my glory days are gone,
I was John Elway now im Elton John.

My whole family now suspects,
That watching spongebob had side-effects.
But im not gay and thats what i said,
If i'm gay then god strike me dead.

Just cause i go to an all-guys school,
Doesnt mean Justin Timberlake makes me drool.
When I go outside, what do i see?
The clouds in the sky spell F-A-G

I think that God might think im gay,
What does he know anyway.
My grandma gave me a present just last year,
and the card said, Happy Birthday queer!

My whole family thinks im fab,
There's a guys butt, hey bo, take a stab!
Why doesn't he get women, theres no other way,
Its cause I'm lanky, not cause i'm gay.

Just cause I'm afraid of the snow,
Or my favorite color is, the rainbow.
I dont mean to yell but i fear i must,
Cause I'm losing the people that i thought i could trust.

Even my boyfriend thinks im gay...just kidding

You all probably think I'm gay,
Man this song is counterproductive...
la la la la la...

Cause my whole family thinks I'm gay,
What am i suppose to say?
Baby you gotta see right through the haze,
Easy-Bake oven was just a phase.

My whole family thinks i'm queer,
That is all i ever hear,
But ive been as straight as a ramp,
If you dont count Bible camp

σиє
ιƒ уσυ'яє υğℓу,
šтσρ α¢тιиğ ℓιкє уσυ ∂σи'т киσω ιт.
тнє ¢αρтισиš υи∂єя уσυ ρι¢тυяє тнαт šαуš
"тσρ мσ∂єℓ ρσšє"
"šєχу вιт¢н"
"αяит ι нσт"
∂σєšи'т ¢σиνιи¢є αиуσиє.


тωσ
тσ тнє ρєσρℓє ωнσ нανє ℓιкє 25,000 ƒяιєи∂š,
αяє уσυ šєяισυš؟
иσвσ∂у ιи тнιš υиινєяšє ¢αи кєєρ υρ ωιтн тнαт мαиу ƒяιєи∂š.
уσυ'яє šтυρι∂.
ğσ ρℓαу ιи тяჃι¢.


тняєє
∂σи'т єνєя ρσšт ρι¢тυяєš αи∂ šαу
"σмğ, ι'м šσ υğℓу"
"σмğ,ι'м šσ ƒαт"
вє¢αυšє ιƒ уσυ ωєяє,
уσυ ωσυℓ∂и'т ρσšт тнєм.


ƒσυя
иσвσ∂у ¢αяєš αвσυт тняєαтš σνєя тнє ιитєяиєт.
∂σи'т тяу тσ α¢т нαя∂¢σяє ωιтн тнє кєувσαя∂.
ƒιğнтιиğ σиℓιиє ιš ℓιкє яα¢ιиğ ιи тнє šρє¢ιαℓ σℓумρι¢š;
єνєи ιƒ уσυ ωιи,
уσυ'яє šтιℓℓ яєтαя∂є∂.


ƒινє
мαкιиğ 20 вυℓℓєтιиš α ∂αу
αвσυт нσω уσυ нανє иєω ρι¢тυяєš
αи∂ вєğğιиğ ρєσρℓє тσ ¢σммєит σи тнєм ιš ραтнєтι¢.
мαкє тнє вυℓℓєтιи σи¢є ιƒ уσυ нανє тσ,
αи∂ тнσšє ωнσ α¢тυαℓℓу ¢αяє αвσυт уσυ
ωιℓℓ ¢σммєит σи уσυя ρι¢š.


šιχ
ιƒ αℓℓ уσυя ρι¢тυяєš ℓσσк тнє šαмє,
∂σи'т ρσšт тнєм αℓℓ.
ρℓєαšє ρυт šσмє ναяιєту ιи уσυя ρι¢š.
иσвσ∂у ωαитš тσ šєє уσυя ƒα¢є
8 ∂郃єяєит ωαуš.


šєνєи
ωнσ яєαℓℓу ¢αяєš ιƒ
ι ∂σи'т α¢¢єρт уσυ αš α ƒяιєи∂؟
мσνє σи!!!
∂σи'т šєи∂ мє αиσтнєя яєqυєšт σя мєššαğє αšкιиğ
"ωнαт'š υρ ωιтн уσυ иσт α∂∂ιиğ мє؟"
ι ∂σи'т ωαит уσυ αš α ƒяιєи∂;
тнαт'š ωнαт'š υρ!


єιğнт
ℓιттℓє 6тн ğяα∂єяš ωнσ нανє вєвσš
αи∂ ℓσσк ℓιкє šℓυтš,
ğσ šσмєωнєяє єℓšє
вє¢αυšє иσвσ∂у ωαитš уσυ нєяє.!!!


иιиє
ιƒ уσυ нανє ∂є¢ι∂є∂ тσ яєα∂ тнιš,
уσυ αяє α тяυє вєвσ ƒяιєи∂.
яєαℓ ƒяιєи∂š яєα∂ тнєιя вυℓℓєтιиš.


тєи
ι šαу уσυ ğσ αи∂ ραšš тнιš σи
αи∂ мαувє ιт ωιℓℓ ƒιиαℓℓу ğєт тняσυğн ρєσρℓє'š вяαιиš
(ιƒ тнєу нανє тнєм).


єℓєνєи
αи∂ ιƒ уσυ σρєи α мšğ αи∂ ιт šαуš šσмєтнιиğ ℓιкє
"яєρσšт тнιš ιи 100 šє¢σи∂š σя α ğнσšт ωιℓℓ яαρє уσυя ∂σğ тσиιğнт,"
ιт'š иσт яєαℓ!
qυιт вєιиğ αи ι∂ισт!!!!!!!!
ρєσρℓє ωнσ нανє иσ ℓιƒє ωнαтšσєνєя мαкє тнαт šнιт υρ тнιикιиğ тнαт ρєσρℓє ωιℓℓ ƒαℓℓ ƒσя тнєιя šтυρι∂ тяαρ!!! αи∂ уσυ ∂σ!!!!


тωєℓνє
∂σ иσт αšк ρєσρℓє 4 ℓσνє.
ιтš ραтнєтι¢.
ιƒ иσ1 ℓσνєš уσυ α¢¢єρт ιт αи∂ мσνє σи.

48. Thing feature on the opposite sex: Personallity and hair!
49. Favorite band: Loads, Everance (Cannot spell)
50. Store: Starbucks coffee
51. School Subject: Art and PE
52. Shoes: Yes, I generally wear them

Personal Info
1. Full name: Charlie Sean Patrick McShane
2. Birthday: Dec 28rd
3. Place of Birth: Slough
4. Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
5. Male or Female: FeMale
6. Year: 10
7. School: Herschel
8. Occupation: Paperwork, student, paper round (Yes I get a lot of money)

Appearance
12. Hair Colour: Brown...ish
13. Height: The hight I'm happy with
14. Eye Color: Blue
15. Weight: Quite thin, I'm 14 stone though, I was told it was musule.
16. Braces: No, I have operations instead.
17. Glasses: Operations again, in 2 years time, I'll not need them though (Sometimes contacts)
18. Piercings: None
19. Tattoos: None
20. Righty or Lefty: Righty

Favorites
30. Color: Black
31. Number: 999
32. Sport to play: Football, hockey, Rugby, Dodgeball, Basketball, sprinting.
33. Sport to watch: I watch Rugby and football
34. Celebrity: Jade Goody
35. Ice-cream: Any
36. Curse word: Shite, feck, arse, gobshite
37. Favorite scent: Any air fresheners get me high.
38. Drink (alcoholic): Gunesses all the time
39. Drink (nonalcoholic): Milk!
40. Food: Chicken Korma
41. Song: Any rock.
42. Shampoo or Conditioner: Lots
43. Most prized possession: My grandads watch.
44. Friends: Everyone
45. How many people are on your buddy list: Loads
46. Pets: 1 dog
47. Word/Phrase you over use: Feck



My Firsts
53. First best friend: Dunno
54. First fave Sport: Hockey
55. First pet: Dog, Laddy
56. First Real Vacation: Florida
57. First Love: Year 2, long ago

Do You believe in
58. Magic: Hmm
59. Love at first sight: yes
60. God: yes
61. Heaven: yes
62. Hell: yes
63. Horoscopes:Yes
64. Ghosts: yes
65. Aliens: yes
66. Soul Mates: yes
67. Kissing on The First Date: Unless your a hussy

Random Questions
68. Proudest moment : Speech at grandads funeral, and I payed for a dinner in memory of him.
69. Who do you seek advice from: God
70. Who are the funniest people you know: Micheal and louis...jokes
71. Who is the craziest person you know: Micheal
72. Who do you hate: Kamal
73. Has a friend ever moved away from you: Yes
74. Who is the gayest person that you know: Kamal, the Camal
75. Who has it easier Guy's or Girls: Girls
76. What do you do best: Trying to lighten the mood in a situation

Plans for the future?
77. Marriage: Yes
78. How many kids: 1
79. Names of kids: Micheal for boy, Roxy for girl
80. Car: Astion martins or Lamborghini
81. Career: Aready got one, but something to do with Art.

Which is Better With The Opposite Sex?
82. Hair colour: In order Black, Brown, Blond
83. Hair length: Doesn't matter
84. Eye colour: Doesn't matter
85. Measurements: Shorter on same height
86. Cute or Sexy: Cute
87. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
88. Hugs or Kisses: Both
89. Short or Tall: Just fecking said (mesurements)
90. Easy going or serious: In order Easy going then Serious
91. Romantic or Spontaneous: Doesn't matter
92. Fatty or Skinny: In between
93. Sensitive or Loud: Both
94. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
95. Sweet or Caring: Both
96. Trouble Maker or Good Gal: Good
Have you ever
97. Kissed a Stranger: Nope
98. Had Alcohol: Yes
99. Smoked: no, and unlikely
100. Ran away from home: How?
101. Got an X-ray: Yes
102. Been with someone: Yes
103. Broken some ones Heart: Yes
104. Been loved: Yes
105. Cried When Someone Died: Yeah, my grandad.
106. Cried at School: Not really.

Answer Truthfully:
107 Do you want somebody: Yeah, in our year