Hey you Guys

After a series of unfortunate events (letting curiosity get the better of me and ruining my life and breaking my heart some more) I am going to be deleting my myspace, bebo and facebook over the next few days. Yes I maybe shooting myself in the foot when it comes to advertising RAMUK69 Films but it’s a price I’m willing to pay for a bit of happiness.

It was fun while it lasted, well up until today anyway. As soon as the Monster March is over I will delete my accounts. Don’t try and change my mind, my true friends know that I’m a stubborn ass.

WWW.RAMUK69.COM will live on and so will my youtube and twitter accounts. If you should need to contact me you can email me at ram_uk69@hotmail.com.

Be good

Ryan Martin

DVD 1
RACK The Movie*, 
I Wish I Was a Girl – Violent Delight
, I'm to Sexy - Right Said Fred/Holiday - Madonna, 
The Hand, 
The Magic Stick,
The Barnstaple Beast, 
High Flyers, 
Heartagram Tattoo.
Bonus Videos: 
Dirty Sanchez Live
, Mofo's, 
I'm a Silly C@*t!

DVD 2
Mike Himself's Ghost*
, The X-crement, 
Zombie Cake Eaters, 
Excuse Me, 
Run to the Hills - Iron Maiden
, Presents for the Poison Hearted - Cradle of Filth, 
Pete Vs The Stick, 
WCW Mike
, I Take Drugs - Murderdolls, 
It's Time to Party - Andrew WK, 
One Minute Silence,
 Old Skool S**t
How to Make a Cake.

DVD 3
Happy Halloween
, Breakdown
, Wangers & Mash Part 1
, Gum
, Jump Jump
, Bless You, 
Crazy Car Booty, 
Numa Numa Gimp, 
Dark Dark, 
Politics is for Gimps, 
Starwars Gimp, 
Remembrance Sunday 06, 
The Cage
40 Days and 40 Nights 0 - 41.

DVD 4
Colonel Blencowe's Last Parade*, 
Vinegar Tom*
, The Bag Man, 
The Alternative Crimbo Story
, Bloody Mary
, HIM Photos 2000-2006
, A Fatal Pee, 
20 Questions. 
Bonus Videos: 
Y-Fronts Man Trailer.

DVD 5
Heth & Jed Live, 
RAMUK69.COM Hat, 
Troma Tour, 
Big Keyboard, 
Balaclava Man
, Can you get Pregnant off a Toilet Seat?
, The Tree's Have Eye's
, Emergency - Paramore
, Hole 666
, Kiss Tribute
. Bonus Videos: 
Fone Jacker, 
XXX aka RACK 2.

DVD 666
Mike's Ghost Part 2 - 2 Years on*, 
Waiting for Godot*
, What the F**king?, 
Remembrance Sunday 07, 
College Class Scene 23, 
A Piece of Pamphlet
, Merry Shitmas
. Bonus Videos: 
The Release.

DVD 7
Man Bear Pig*, 
Dance Commander - Electric 6
, One Last Kiss
, 2 Dudes 1 Mug, 
Can 2 Dudes have a Baby?, 
Butt Munching, 
Living with the Dead
, The Exorcist, 
Aero Advert, 
Aero Advert (Gimp).

DVD 8
Dirty Nigel
, Army Cadet Force Sunday, 
Bideford Water Festival
, Kevin The Llama's Cousin, 
Nutty the Squirrel
, Devon Wildlife Trust Day, 
The Subways - This is the Club
, The Candyman, 
Thes Tesco Chainsaw Massacre, 
World Wide Fanny Farting Competition, 
Snakes in a Car, 
Instow Sand Boat
, RAMUK69.COM Advert.

DVD 9
Mike's Ghost 3*, 
Secret Kiss, 
Onionfield, 
Rob Skate's North Devon
, Copper Head (Grind-house trailer), 
W.W.F.P.P.C, 
Chocolate Finger, 
How to make a Zombie, 
RAMUK69 Films does Birdman 08, 
Zombie Trailer, 
Barnstaple Zombie Parade.

WANTED! FEMALE TO STAR IN LOW BUDGET HORROR FILM.

We are currently looking for a female to star in our next movie that meets the following criteria.

Aged between 18-25
Doesn’t mind to pretend to make out and get semi-naked in front of the camera
Doesn’t mind being covered in blood or guts
Is free Sunday, Mondays and most evenings
From Barnstaple area
Has seen our previous work
Can work for FREE!

If this is you then email me at ram_uk69@hotmail.com