My Fine Is £295.10 I'm glad this is all metophorical.

This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..."
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.


Smoked pot -- £10

Did acid -- £5

Ever had sex at church -- £25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- £25

Had sex for money -- £100

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

Vandalized something -- £20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

Beat up someone -- £20

Been jumped -- £10

Cross dressed -- £10

Given money to stripper -- £25

Been in love with a stripper -- £20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

Ever drive and drank -- £20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

Used toys while having sex -- £30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

Went skinny dipping -- £5

Had sex in a pool -- £20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

Cheated on your significant other -- £10

Masturbated -- £10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

Done oral -- £5

Got oral -- £5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25

Stole something -- £10

Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

Made a nasty home video -- £15

Had a threesome -- £50

Had sex in the wild -- £20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

Went streaking -- £5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

Been arrested -- £5

Spent time in jail -- £15

Peed in the pool -- £0.50

Played spin the bottle -- £5

Done something you regret -- £20

Had sex with your best friend -- £20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25

Had anal sex -- £80

Lied to your mate -- £5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

Do you think you'll have a Valentine this year?
I never get them

What size is the last bed you kissed on?
A single

When was the last time you were sick?
last weekend. I get the worst hangovers

Are you one of those people who are always cold?
no, I'm always boiling

What are you listening to?
Bloodhound Gang

How many more days until your birthday?
Several.

Where are your biological parents?
One's in the lounge the other is supposed to be working but is probably watching a Dvd or sleeping in his cubicle

Do you have any summer plans yet?
TITP This summer has good vibes, its gonna be a good one

When was the last time you shaved your legs?
This morning

Is there someone you wish you were closer with?
Yeah. Mostly rich and/or powerful people

Do you tend to waste alot of money?
I would if i had any left to waste

Have any addictions?
I'm addicted to good times.

Are you anything like your siblings?
I dont really look like them, the ginger gene skipped me, but we're kinda similar people.

Where are you best friends right now?
Engaging in a multiracial gang bang, or revising.

What did you last drink?
cranberry juice

What did you last eat?
macaroni followed by a chocolate burbon

What are some lyrics from the song you're listening to?
( We're one mistake form being together, let's not ask why it's not right(

What was the best concert you have been to?
BMTH. olli sykes spat right on me.

Who is the last person you hugged?
my Gran

So far, have you been keeping your 2009 resolutions?
I've forgotten what they were

Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
definately

When was the last time you had a crowd at your house?
Friday. My room smells like cider and skittles.

What can you smell?
cider and skittles

Would it make you sad if your best friend died right now?
not really. i hate the people i'm friends with

How many cell phones have you had?
4

Do you have trust issues?
Nope.

Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
Probably.

What do you think about Taylor Swift?
He hit my mum with his car. what a cock.

How many windows are in your room?
just the one.

Do you have a laptop or desktop?
Laptop, but it's an utter piece of horse excriment.

Do you have a YouTube account?
Yeah.

Do you have a secret that you've never told anyone?
I dont think anything about me is interesting to count as a secret

Are you friends with the last person you kissed?
Yeah. My pet dolphin, the colonel

Is there anyone that you care more about than yourself?
Not at all.

What do you spend most of your money on?
I'm saving for T in the park just now, but i'd usually spend it on clothes and food.

What was the last restaurant you went to?
Jimmy chungs? Mcdonalds is barely a restaurant

Do you think this year will be better than the last?
Sure, 2009, its got good vibes!

What were you doing at midnight last night?
Listening to music falling asleep

Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
yes!

Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
no, but that would be an accomplishment since ive never driven anywhere.

How's your heart lately?
It's watching Hollyoaks. ask again later.

Have you ever sent a text to the wrong person?
yes...

Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
Depends on who the other person is

Will next friday be a good one?
Probably not. everyones staying in to revise.

When was the last time something bothered you?
all the time.

Are you a jealous person?
Not really.

Done anything illegal lately?
Probably. everything good in life is either illegal or fattening

Do you think age matters in relationships?
Maturity does.

Ever tasted your own tears?
taste like chicken

When was the last time you got a hair cut?
I trim the ends every few weeks.

If you could make your lips bigger, would you?
No

Have you ever lived with a girlfriend/boyfr

What does the 5th text message in your inbox say?
"Hey filthyface. Yea ill make an appearance sexy! xx"

Think back to the last person you held hands with, would you kiss them?
It was probably lois or something. And absolutely

What's the wallpaper to your cellphone?
Amish, Andrew and I in front of the christmas tree in Jenners.

When did you first get bebo?
2006 sometime?

What are you listening to?
Do you Karate?- Fight like apes.

Which one of your cousins is closest in age?
Kimi, shes only 4 months older though!

What are you doing tonight?
Nothing that my mum might read and get me into deep poo for...

Do you miss anyone?
Not really. Anyone potentially missable I talk to alot.

Does the last person who put their arm around you mean anything to you?
Yeah probably, if they didnt mean anything though id probably be cool with it.

Are you wearing socks?
No, isn't that saucy.

Do you have anything in your pockets right now?
I'm in bed, dont have no pockets.

Whos your last text from?
Natasha

Are you comfortable with answering personal questions?
Yeah! I shout creepy enough stuff at passers by.

Do you believe exes can really ever be "just friends"?
Not entirely, but theres no point being bitter about it.

Someone on your mind right now?
Sort of.

Who was the last person to sit on your bed?
Andrew and Harrison probably

Where were you at 2:02 this morning?
Watching Scrubs in bed.

Did you go to sleep last night smiling?
No, I think im coming down with something, fell asleep coughing.

Anyone told you a secret this week?
A few little ones. One is bloody hilarious!

Do you play an instrument?
Drums, bass isn't an instrument, bit of piano, learning guitar.

In the next 4 months, what are you looking forward to most?
Easter holidays. Selections course and a free house and kimi coming to forfar! doss (Y)

Was this New Year's enjoyable?
Yeah, it was alright. Didnt really compare to last year though

Are you high?
I like crack

Where do you think your best friend is right now?
The library? Oh amish...

Are you listening to music right now?
Yeah, How far we've come- Matchbox 20

Who else is in the room with you?
No, but its a bit of a mess the probably wouldnt be able to get in

Do you wish you were somewhere else?
Sure, but im sorta in my undies so that could be awkward.

Is something bothering you right now?
Not really, just a bit annoyed that im getting the cold.

What are you going to do tomorrow?
recovering.

Who did you last say I love you to?
Timmy, but i dont think he got the text

Do you have trust issues?
Can sometimes feel a little paranoid, but later find out I'm totally justified

Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Yeah, its been alright lately

Do you have a best friend to lean on?
Not really, have a close group of friends but they'll each give you very different advice.

What was the first thing you thought this morning?
Man I'm hungry, whats for lunch? IT'S 8am?!?!

Who is the last person that commented/messaged you on bebo?
Struan

What did you do today?
Ive just woke up, but im going sledging then I'll tidy up a bit before folk get here.

Where were you last night?
Was supposed to be at the union but it was cancelled. stayed in watched TV. Cook shags pandora?!

Do you prefer to call or text?
Calling is easier, but texts are free. definately texting

If your parents didnt like the person you were dating would you get rid of them?
No, it would gain them 20 hot points.

What was the last drink you had?
Tasted the skittles vodka. Might i add, yum!

Look at your recent calls; who was your last call from?
dunno, some house number. think it was timmy.

Will this weekend be a good one?
Long weekend, and it had bloody better be!

Will you be sleeping alone tonight?
i doubt i'll be sleeping. Passed out is the proper term.

Do you consider yourself lucky?
If karma's