1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Describe me in 3 words?
7. If you Had Me for 30 Mins what would you do?
8. What was your first impression of me?
9. Do you still think the same?
10.. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. What do u like best about me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something you coulden't?
15. Could you ever love me?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why?
17. Are gona put this on ur blog and see what i say bout you?
18. Anything to say before go?

My Relative.. margo an emma
...::: My Oldest friend... emma an margo
...::: My Baby buddy... laura
...::: My Bebo Buddy......
...::: My Normal Person... michelle
...::: My Dancing Partner...
...::: My Joker...
...::: My Work buddy...
...::: My Ned...
...::: My School friend... jennifer, leisa
...::: My Alky Pal... them all lol
...::: My Partner In Crime...
...::: My God...
...::: My Slave...
...::: My Rival...
...::: My Neighbour...
...::: My Inspiration...
...::: My Mad Friend... kisrty
...::: My Star...
...::: My Fan...
...::: My Idol...

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
know where my watch is pal, where the fu*k is yours? Do I point at
my cr*tch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and
change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh, you just want to have your cake and
eat it too"... Fu*king right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look"... Of course it
is.. Why the fu*k would you keep looking after you've found it?
Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?"... No
tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fu*king floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'... Which is it? If
it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short"... What the fu*k?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever fu*king does!! What can you do
that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus
come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, knob head?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'.
So what did they used to be? Ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's
really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks,
that's an image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes you fu*king McTosser.

14. When you're involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you alright?'
Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

'When a smurf is choking, what colour does he turn?'

'Booze may not be the answer, but it helps u to forget the question !'

'Thinkin is a powerful thing.Power is dangerous. I'm not allowed to play with dangerous things, therefore i don't think'.

' Caution: I'm a blonde and im having a very bad day.. so please use small words!'

' I love work, it facinates me, i can sit and watch it for hours'.

'Needing someone is like needing a parachute, if they are not there when you need them, the chances are you'll never need them again'.

' If ur heart is broken tell me, i'll get the glue! If ur lost in life call me, i'll come find u! If ur sad please txt me, it's my job 2 make u smile, & if ur happy let me know, we'll celebrate vodka style!!!!