Only in britian...

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

And the most British thing of all?
Suspicion of anything foreign.

Oh and......

-Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
-Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
-Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.
-Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
-Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
-Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
-Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION...

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last three years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of Control Scalextric cars.

And Finally.........

In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst
throwing up into the toilet. I am proud to be British.
IF YOUR PROUD TO BE BRITISH THEN YOU'LL REPOST THIS!
(We might be British but hell we're funny as!!)

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Keighley rebecca Cronin (Ha! THATS ME!!!)

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name plus izzle)
kei-izzle (fo rizzle, yeah im so cool -_-')

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav. color & fav. animal)
black hippo (I've cleared the perimeter.)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name & current street)
rebecca lomas (oh dear so many awards will be won on that name xD.)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name & first 3 letters of dad's name)
crokepet (Beam me up jimmi.) O.o

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color & favorite drink)
red tango (look out superman!)

7. IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name & last letter of your moms middle name)
eoba_s_ (but my parents don't have middle names !)

8. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name)
I'd be nameless! that's actually a very good way to get protected, just protect the girl with no name xD

9. GOTH NAME: (3rd favorite color, and the name of one your pets)
blu saskii (if we still had her that is)

01: I LOVE: Pie
02: Pie ISAMAZING.
03: If I WERE ALONE IN A ROOM WITH Pie, I WOULD eat the pie.
04: I THINK pie SHOULD taste that good all the time?.
05: Pie NEEDS pastry and a filling or it wouldn't be pie.
06 I WANT TO eat pie.
07: SOMEDAY Pie WILL rule the world.
08: pie IS yummy.
09:WITHOUT pie there would be no pie...duh!.
10: MY MEMORIES OF pie ARE happy pie memories.
11 ie CAN BE icky depending on the type of pie.
12: THE WORST THING ABOUT pie IS it's not always yummy as it looks.
13: THE BEST THING ABOUT pie IS it's always honest xD.
14: I AM happy WITH pie.
15: ONE THING I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT pie IS why is the packaging so misleading?
16: Pie SHOULD GO AND FLY.
17: pie LOVES me.
18: pie IS WAY TOO COOL :p.
19: ILL HUG HIM when pie FLIES .
20: Pie IS REALLY GOOD AT being cooked