1. Wts ur nme?
2. R we close?
3. Wht do u thnk of me?
4. Do u hav a crush on me?
5. Wud u kiss me?
6. Wud u fuk me?
7. Dscrbe me in 3 wrds?
8. If u Had Me for 30 mins wat wud you do?
9. Wat was ur first imprssn of me?
10. Do u still thnk the same?
11. Wat remnds u of me?
12. If u could giv me nythng wat wud it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. Wat do u like best about me?
15. Ever wantd 2 tell me somethng u could'nt?
16. Cud you ever love me?
17. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
18. Anything 2 say b4 u go?

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This is for those who do not want to get into the why's, what's and how's of growing your own bud. This is for the curious who want to experiment with a reasonable chance for success. This is also for the lazy who do not care if they succeed because they have good dealers.
Before today's advanced growing techniques were around people used to just plant a seed, water it, harvest it, dry it and smoke it. Although by today's standards these methods may seem crude they are effective. Proof lies in the behavior of your mothers and fathers during the 60's and early 70's.

Those of you who asked a general question that probably showed you knew little if anything about growing were directed to the !! Newbie Resources !!. You were given great starting points to begin your education and told to lurk, read and seek. If you want to learn to grow consistently potent high yielding plants, this is exactly what you should do!

You say, with a slight whine "But I don't want to go through all that. I just want to plant the seed and grow the weed, like the hippies used to do."

I say, "This is for you, grass smoker. You can travel the same path as those who have grown before us, the ancient hippies. That path lies under the sun and in the dirt, and takes very little knowledge to find."

Eight Steps On The Path

Featuring the No LRS Method of Growing

Before we begin KNOW THIS:
Growing your own weed may seem harmless to some of you and you're right but People in power don't see it that way and growing your own is a serious risk that could land you in jail for a very long time. There are many security issues that you should be aware of but will not be given in this short guide. For now, live and die by these 3 rules:

1. Tell no one
2. Show no one
3. Sell to no one

If you stick to these rules you should be OK unless you have an unlucky accident.

BEWARE! Although simple the 3 rules are not easy to live by it takes a strong will. The good news is if you don't have the will to follow the rules now after you get out of jail you will. Use this newsgroup to talk about a garden.

The following guide was written from the outline of the soon to be available book, "Kill Two Birds and Get Stoned". This book deals with the politics of prohibition, methods to end and details three systems for growing marijuana for medicinal purposes for the beginner. The authors and publishers of this book are not responsible for uses of this information for other than legitimate medicinal purposes. This is information and its dissemination is still legal.

Hey that goes for this guide too. And just for kicks add this; I hope you spread this info around. Print it, copy it and give it to everyone. Hell post it up on bulletin boards (the ones you can touch) put it anywhere and everywhere.

ratchet



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First a few simple terms you will have to know before you begin:
Light-That which enables you to see
Air-That which enables you to breath
Soil-That which you walk on
Water-That which makes you wet

The simplest way to start is with natural sunlight. Grow your first plant with the light from a south facing window in a pot filled with soil. Don't put the plant on the window sill for obvious reasons. (For those who burned before reading and the reason isn't obvious refer to security rule #2.) If you can't put the plant in the sun without being seen you will have to use artificial light or plant outside. Since you do not want to read a lot of material you'll have to find inf. on growing with artificial light elsewhere because it's not here, for now. Planting outside in the ground for a first time grower with little experience is not recommended although if you must , you must. Fret Not! A short explanation of artificial lighting, enough to get you started, will be added to this guide i

First you must obtain (steal) a holding tank. I recommend those 6 gallon Alhambra water jugs which are often left on porches and in driveways for refills. Just take it off the porch at 3:00 AM and run it home. Now, put it where you are going to put your still. They need to be kept together. Hide your still even if you don't have parents that will shit when they see it. This is illegal by federal law, and you could get busted pretty well. Make your still so it is collapsible and you can fit it all into a small box. Hide the box in your room. When you are going to use the still, take it out and hide it behind some bushes where a passing state trooper, snoopy neighbor, or phed busting you for pirated games won't see it. Keep the Alhambra jug where the still is going to be, cause they are way too big to hide anywhere.

Also, keep your still somewhere with a good breeze or away from people who will smell it. When you are fermenting the shit, it will smell like puke or even worse. When you are distilling it, your heater might put off smoke. The alcohol will smell like alcohol, and heated mash smells worse than shit.

Now go buy a shitload of fresh or frozen whatever (check the list below). Frozen corn will be easiest to deal with because it is already cut off the cob and is very forgiving with beginners. Besides, it's all part of a great American tradition: Moonshine!


+--------------------------+------------------------+
| Ingredient | Product |
|--------------------------|------------------------|
| Rye or Potatoes | Vodka |
| Molasses or Sugar Cane | Rum |
| Corn | Moonshine |
| Wheat or Rye | Whiskey |
| Barley or Rice | Beer |
| Grapes | Wine |
| Apple Juice | Hard Cider |
| Sake | Rice |
+--------------------------+------------------------+


Put about 10 bags of corn in each jug and no more, because the carbon dioxide being released sometime pushes it up and out and you could get the shit all over the ground. What a waste. Besides, it will start to rot in the ground and smell even worse.

Anyway, add just enough lukewarm water to cover the surface and leave the stuff exposed to air for about 2 weeks at room temperature. After a few days it will bubble and look and smell like puke, but that's no problem. It should do that. Just be sure you've got adequate ventilation.

Installing a small fan in your Alhambra jug is no problem. Drilling holes in the sides of plastic with a sharp drill bit is easy. Drill two holes near the top, where there won't be any corn (fans do tend to heat up and short circuit when exposed to water) and insert two tubes. Make the fan blowing air into your jug, and not out. The mist from the mash will wear it down after a while.

Now, for the still. This is complicated, so bear with us. First, take a big beaker or something like it and put a big tube going out the top. You should glue around this tube, so none of the gas will escape. Now, run a smaller tube into the side of the bigger tube, and connect a valve to it. Now, connect the other side of the valve to your huge thing of fermented whatever, but make sure the tube connects at the bottom and goes straight across so the pressure of the water will push it along the pipe (pumps get too messy). I mount my Alhambra jug on bricks, so now the whole thing looks like this:


| | | |
|Fermented | __ __ | |
| Shit |_____|______| |
\__________/----|_|-----, |
| | Valve |--|
|------| / \
|Bricks| / \
|------| /Beaker\
|______| (________)


Now, bend the big pipe around, so it is pointing down at a 45 degree angle. Connect a bigger pipe to it. This will be the co