Joe Craig

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

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Joe Craig
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  • Mitglied seit: May 2007
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Über mich

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Author of the Jimmy Coates series - award-winning, best-selling, action-packed etc.
Also an award-winning songwriter and musician.

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  • When you're down and troubled and you need a helping hand, and nothing seems to be going right...

    1. I eat a whole mango with my hands.
    2. I go out with a golf club to look for a thunder storm so I can try to get hit by lightning .
    3. I close my eyes and think of you, and soon you come running.
    4. I stick my face in a bowl of fresh jelly. Raspberry flavour.
    5. Fluffy animals are like clouds with faces.

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  • If Hippos were made of spongecake what would you do?

    1. Conquer Africa, flood the Sahara with tea and hold a massive tea party.
    2. Go to the zoo, break into the Hippo enclosure and ride the spongecake Hippos!
    3. Start a campaign to SAVE THE SPONGECAKE from exctinction. Possibly using jam.
    4. Raise money for scientific research into the biscuit-y nature of Rhinos.
    5. Hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo it's a funny word.

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  • How big is my face?

    1. The size of a dinner plate, but a dinner plate full of food.
    2. So big that when you look at the moon, the moon says, 'Look, it's a full face.'
    3. I tried measuring it but my pulley system broke.
    4. As tiny as a lemon.
    5. Llike two chipmunks fighting in a sack.

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  • New Video - a bit odd

    New video up for my bebo people.
    It's, um... weird. It's about Lentils.
    Hope you like.

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  • POLL POLE POLLE POUL!

    New poll is up! Check it out. It's a bit stupid, but those are always the best ones.

    And I REALLY want to know your answers...

    Joe

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  • New SKIN!

    So I've got a new skin. What do you think? It flashes! I like that.
    Big thanks to Luke for designing it for me. Nice one.

    In other news...

    I'm writing book 8 in the Jimmy Coates series. It's going pretty slowly because I'm trying to work on another book at the same time, and I'm only really good at doing one thing at a time. Oh well. Lesson learned.

    Gotta go. More from me soon.

    Oh, and I might put a new poll up as well, so don't forget to check it out.

    Joe

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    • Amy Babes.
      luv Amy Babes.

      Hey Joe have some love lol.

      5 Wochen her via Handy
    • Tom Tom
      luv Tom Tom

      eyup gash rz it guin

      7 Wochen her
    • Jake Johnson
      luv Jake Johnson

      is jimmy coates blackout out yet

      9 Wochen her
    • .DaniiBabbeyy.'X
      .DaniiBabbeyy.'X

      Thanksss ! xx

      11 Wochen her
    • .DaniiBabbeyy.'X
      .DaniiBabbeyy.'X

      Helloooo Howaa Yuuu ? xx

      11 Wochen her
    • Walter A.K.A Valta
      luv Walter A.K.A Valta

      Hahahaha! Hello joe! Long time no c! That's cause i've been caught up with high school work! But still. I watched v 4 vendetta recently. I couldn't help but notice the similarities with it and the jimmy coates series like:" neo democracy"

      13 Wochen her via Handy
    • Riot.
      Riot.

      Joe.
      I was at some book conferance the other daay.
      i wanted to go because on the 'Twilight Saga'
      annd yoour books were being displayed.

      Thouught you would like to have known.
      Go yoou.
      :D
      Btw; im from st marks, yoou visited.
      :D

      14 Wochen her
    • Zip .
      luv Zip .

      Well hello there.
      Hahaha.Your me my life and I.
      'dont play leapfrog with a unicorn,.'
      now thats some funny shit, lol. couldnt stop laughing.
      You came to my school like 2 years ago.
      Long time.Long time.....well anyway , I suggested a gerbil controlling his mind , and it turned out to me his conscience , but still a gerbil. i dont know why im telling you this. lol.

      I know last time you drew on my wightboard you didnt draw an egg..or the world. BUT , it was still special.

      Im giving you my last love. Because.... i love you.
      lol
      x

      17 Wochen her
    • Emily Megan
      Emily Megan

      I know i just commented but i thought you might want to know the names of my stories incase they are famous one day....
      - Room 12A - Mystery story
      - Raining on my life - Romance story
      - The story of Lucy - A diary real life story

      BYEE!
      From Emily D
      A fan and budding writer!

      18 Wochen her
    • Emily Megan
      Emily Megan

      HI JOE, you came to my school at the beging of the yer, its haydon school, we were all dressed up! Any way i sent yo an email which yo replyed to and thanks 4 that! I wanna be a writer but i csan write loads of Genres which one should i choose?

      18 Wochen her
    • Miss Claire. XxX
      Miss Claire. XxX

      Hi Joe..

      U wer at my skul.. ! :D :D

      20 Wochen her
    • Massiniman
      Massiniman

      Read 1st 4, forgot about it since Christmas but hoping 2 get back on them this summer!
      Keep writing!

      22 Wochen her
    • Ash
      Ash

      Hi Joe!
      Just started reading the Jimmy Coates series last week - and I'm hooked! Already onto Target, and I'm really enjoying it :) Hope you can find the time to reply!
      Ashlee

      24 Wochen her
    • Jake Johnson
      Jake Johnson

      let me know when the jimmy coates blackout is out write back

      24 Wochen her
    • B'
      B'

      what you on about In reply to: "Never play leapfrog with a unicorn." by Joe Craig

      25 Wochen her
    • Harry
      luv Harry

      hi can you send luv bk please

      27 Wochen her
    • Shauna
      Shauna

      hey wot u upp 2

      28 Wochen her
    • Tahrir K
      luv Tahrir K

      hey man i just wanted to know when ur nxt bok is goona cuk out? pliz send me sum luv as well

      28 Wochen her
    • - Rhiannon.
      - Rhiannon.

      Hey I Can Remember Wen Youu Came 2 R Skwl Lol Klkl! Cyaazz

      29 Wochen her
    • Nowhere Girl
      Nowhere Girl


      Hiiiii

      You came to our school last week!

      :D

      30 Wochen her