Joe Craig
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When you're down and troubled and you need a helping hand, and nothing seems to be going right...
- I eat a whole mango with my hands.
- I go out with a golf club to look for a thunder storm so I can try to get hit by lightning .
- I close my eyes and think of you, and soon you come running.
- I stick my face in a bowl of fresh jelly. Raspberry flavour.
- Fluffy animals are like clouds with faces.
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If Hippos were made of spongecake what would you do?
- Conquer Africa, flood the Sahara with tea and hold a massive tea party.
- Go to the zoo, break into the Hippo enclosure and ride the spongecake Hippos!
- Start a campaign to SAVE THE SPONGECAKE from exctinction. Possibly using jam.
- Raise money for scientific research into the biscuit-y nature of Rhinos.
- Hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo it's a funny word.
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- The size of a dinner plate, but a dinner plate full of food.
- So big that when you look at the moon, the moon says, 'Look, it's a full face.'
- I tried measuring it but my pulley system broke.
- As tiny as a lemon.
- Llike two chipmunks fighting in a sack.
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New Video - a bit odd
New video up for my bebo people.
It's, um... weird. It's about Lentils.
Hope you like.3 Comments 54 days
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POLL POLE POLLE POUL!
New poll is up! Check it out. It's a bit stupid, but those are always the best ones.
And I REALLY want to know your answers...
Joe0 Comments 214 days
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New SKIN!
So I've got a new skin. What do you think? It flashes! I like that.
Big thanks to Luke for designing it for me. Nice one.
In other news...
I'm writing book 8 in the Jimmy Coates series. It's going pretty slowly because I'm trying to work on another book at the same time, and I'm only really good at doing one thing at a time. Oh well. Lesson learned.
Gotta go. More from me soon.
Oh, and I might put a new poll up as well, so don't forget to check it out.
Joe0 Comments 219 days
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.DaniiBabbeyy.'X7 weeks agoThanksss ! xx
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.DaniiBabbeyy.'X7 weeks ago
Helloooo Howaa Yuuu ? xx
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Walter A.K.A Valta
Hahahaha! Hello joe! Long time no c! That's cause i've been caught up with high school work! But still. I watched v 4 vendetta recently. I couldn't help but notice the similarities with it and the jimmy coates series like:" neo democracy"
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Riot.10 weeks agoJoe.
I was at some book conferance the other daay.
i wanted to go because on the 'Twilight Saga'
annd yoour books were being displayed.
Thouught you would like to have known.
Go yoou.
Btw; im from st marks, yoou visited.
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13 weeks ago
Zip .
Well hello there.
Hahaha.Your me my life and I.
'dont play leapfrog with a unicorn,.'
now thats some funny shit, lol. couldnt stop laughing.
You came to my school like 2 years ago.
Long time.Long time.....well anyway , I suggested a gerbil controlling his mind , and it turned out to me his conscience , but still a gerbil. i dont know why im telling you this. lol.
I know last time you drew on my wightboard you didnt draw an egg..or the world. BUT , it was still special.
Im giving you my last love. Because.... i love you.
lol
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Emily Megan14 weeks agoI know i just commented but i thought you might want to know the names of my stories incase they are famous one day....
- Room 12A - Mystery story
- Raining on my life - Romance story
- The story of Lucy - A diary real life story
BYEE!
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Emily Megan14 weeks ago
HI JOE, you came to my school at the beging of the yer, its haydon school, we were all dressed up! Any way i sent yo an email which yo replyed to and thanks 4 that! I wanna be a writer but i csan write loads of Genres which one should i choose?
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Claire Xx16 weeks agoHi Joe..
U wer at my skul.. !
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Massiniman18 weeks agoRead 1st 4, forgot about it since Christmas but hoping 2 get back on them this summer!
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Ash20 weeks agoHi Joe!
Just started reading the Jimmy Coates series last week - and I'm hooked! Already onto Target, and I'm really enjoying it
Hope you can find the time to reply!
Ashlee
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Jake Johnson20 weeks ago
let me know when the jimmy coates blackout is out write back
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B'21 weeks agowhat you on about In reply to: "Never play leapfrog with a unicorn." by Joe Craig
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Shauna24 weeks agohey wot u upp 2
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Tahrir K
hey man i just wanted to know when ur nxt bok is goona cuk out? pliz send me sum luv as well
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- Rhiannon.24 weeks agoHey I Can Remember Wen Youu Came 2 R Skwl Lol Klkl! Cyaazz
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Elliiee26 weeks ago
Hiiiii
You came to our school last week!
hi
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