Choose a college. Choose a bar crawl. Choose stealing traffic cones. Choose daytime TV. Choose living on cheap beer and instant meals. Choose to sniff test clothes to see if they are wearable. Choose staying up all night writing the essay which you should have been working on for the past three months. Choose being out every time the landlord calls around for rent. Choose blowing your money on nights out and a new stereo. Choose endless parties at strangers' houses. Choose falling asleep in lectures. Choose leftover takeaways for breakfast. Choose asking your parents for money. Choose never cleaning the bathroom. Choose doing all the things your parents warned you not to do. Choose twelve hour cramming sessions. Choose befriending the class nerd for their notes. Choose a fuck buddy. Choose the cheapest nights out you will ever have. Choose waking up next to complete strangers. Choose waking up in the afternoon. Choose starting the weekend two days early. Choose long holidays and flexible deadlines for the last time in your life. Choose taking bags of dirty laundry home for your parents to clean. Choose studying for three years then gettin a job at a burger bar. Choose a hot study partner. Choose sleeping around. Choose not to sit next to the ugliest person in lectures. Choose sleeping with your lecturer to get top marks. Choose getting high and talking bullshit. Choose new friends you won't speak to within a year of leaving. Choose a new lover to replace the one you left at home. Choose to increase your alcohol tolerance level. Choose the best time of your life. Choose your future. Choose college life.