AJ Heraghty

I can't access Leon Jackson's forums or even the website! It must be getting done up so! Woop!

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AJ Heraghty
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  • Male, 22, Luv 307
  • from Sligo living in Galway
  • Single
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  • Member since: March 2006
  • Last active: 9 hours ago
  • www.bebo.com/AJmaestro

About Me

Tagline
I really ain't BOVVERED!
Me, Myself, and I
Am I Bovvered?

<|---------- Me at Mike's stag in Sligo.
What's the craic? Everything you need to know about me is over there somewhere.
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Something I havent added over there is that I dont drink alcohol and I dont smoke. Well? Whatya think of that? Youre probably thinking An Irish 22 year old guy who doesnt drink? He must be faking the fact that hes Irish. No Im not. Im a native of Ireland and Im damn proud of it.
The Other Half Of Me
Sally Keogh

Sally Keogh

She&#39;s GAAAAS and she&#39;s GOOOOORGEOUSSSSSS! ;)

Music
Leon Jackson, Anastacia, Snow Patrol, The Killers, Girls Aloud, The Corrs, Gwen Stefani, Shania Twain, Paolo Nutini, James Morisson, Coldplay, Catatonia, Stereophonics, Ruslana, Green Day, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Rasmus, Madonna, Bell X1, Keane, The Beautiful South, Foo Fighters, I HATE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!
I like
Watching Catherine Tate, Playing the PS2, listenin 2 music, fitness, surfing the web and having a good laugh
Video Games
PS2: Metal Gear Solid 3 Subsistence, SSX - 1, Tricky, 3 and On Tour, Final Fantasy X, Red Faction 1 and 2, Jak II, Burnout 1, 2 and 3,
PC: System Shock 2, Dungeon Keeper 2, Age of Empires Expansion
Scared Of
The Grim Reaper,
Germs, especially hand germs, I have to wash my hands every time before I touch food!
CHOCOLATE!!!! Seriously I really am!
My biggest fear is dogs, I got bitten by a dog when I was 4. Massive fear of heights too!
Movies
I love my horror movies! 28 Weeks Later and 28 Days later, Final Destination movies, Scream, Scary Movie, The Simpsons Movie, The Village, Mr Deeds
Actors & Actresses
Tia Carrere, Owen Wilson, Whoopi Goldberg, Queen Latifah, Sandra Bullock, Lisa Kudrow, Autumn Reeser, Rachael Bilson
TV Programmes
The Catherine Tate Show, The Simpsons, Friends, Relic Hunter, Mile High, Big Brother, Desperate Housewives, Ugly Betty, The OC, Deal or No Deal, Heroes, Whoopi, Dirty Sanchez

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    • Women don't always win... and here's proof of it!

      Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
      Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
      Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat
      Sl"g.

      Man: Is this seat empty?
      Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
      Man: Probably because you will be on your knees sucking on my cock.

      Man: Your place or mine?
      Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
      Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my
      car,I don't give a sh*t where you go.

      Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
      Woman: Unfertilized.
      Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load in your face.

      Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
      Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
      Man: That works for me....as long as you are still a little warm when
      I shove it up your a*se.

      Male: Would you like to dance?
      Female: I'd rather die.
      Male: I think you mis-heard me. I said your a*se looks fat in that
      skirt.

      Man: You're pretty
      Woman: Piss off.
      Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch

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    • In honour of stupid people

      In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

      On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
      (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

      On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
      (the shoplifter special)?

      On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
      (and that would be how???....)

      On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
      (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

      On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
      (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

      On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
      (...and you thought????...)

      On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
      (but wouldn't this save me more time)?

      On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
      (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

      On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
      (and...I'm taking this because???....)

      On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
      (as opposed to...what)?

      On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
      (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

      On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
      (talk about a news flash)

      On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
      (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

      On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
      (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

      On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
      (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

      Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

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    • Funny True Facts!

      1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

      2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

      3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

      4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

      5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

      6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

      7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

      8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

      9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??

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    • Yorkielass
      luv Yorkielass

      HI AJ. :) Yeah long time no speak.

      I am fine thanks and hope you are too! :)

      Sent you a message re your question. Sometimes responding makes me feel better!! :)

      6 days ago
    • Leonissimo
      Leonissimo

      PS
      I had trouble getting onto the website last night too, but nothing exciting has happened, same old everything, that boy needs to go on some website night classes quick!

      1 week ago
    • Leonissimo
      Leonissimo

      That was me when i got into my own bed last night.... 'I'm so happy!',...Just catching up on 6 nights of missed sleep, I'm getting too old for this, next holiday i want a luxury hotel with huge squashy beds, not the oldest, narrowest, most flattened mattress in the history of the world, lol.
      Have Fun!
      L x

      1 week ago
    • Leonissimo
      luv Leonissimo

      Hi AJ
      Glad you've got home to your family at last.Hope you've had a great weekend.
      Just got back from Nice again. Had a good time but glad to be back in my own bed, i love my bed!
      L XX

      1 week ago
    • Daniel Masterson
      luv Daniel Masterson

      r ya wide to da buzz?

      2 weeks ago
    • Darragh
      Darragh

      howaya bud, ne shka ?

      5 weeks ago via Mobile
    • Leonissimo
      luv Leonissimo

      You're a weekend closer to seeing your Mammy, that's so sweet. I bet you're a lovely Uncle to your neices and nephews. Hope you're doing something lovely on a Saturday night.

      L xx

      5 weeks ago
    • Helen C
      luv Helen C

      Awww - missing your family - how sweet... bet your mum is missing you too. If Amy goes on a sleepover I miss her too. . . . and thats normally just over 18 hours, so to be away for sooo long must be hard. Wanted to send you a message to cheer you up - probably made you feel worse - sorry. But heres a welcome home kiss pic to cheer you up :D Helenx

      5 weeks ago
    • Sandra Lane
      luv Sandra Lane

      hey aj how things, just seen video there, very good was awkarard enough song to sing i say but fair play, any news?

      6 weeks ago
    • Isabel
      luv Isabel

      Hiya - glad that you got your wallet back :) It was years ago when my (film) camera was nicked, I don't think digital cameras had even been invented yet. Lol it makes me feel even more ancient! :o
      xx

      6 weeks ago
    • James Kelleher
      James Kelleher

      hey aj how are u?

      8 weeks ago
    • Leonissimo
      luv Leonissimo

      That's fantastic about your wallet. How's the sunshine? I'm off to Nice again in 5 weeks.

      8 weeks ago
    • Sandra Lane
      luv Sandra Lane

      Hi aj how are tthings? How was your holiday?

      8 weeks ago
    • Leonissimo
      luv Leonissimo

      I lost my purse in a supermarket in France, as soon as i knew my c/card was cancelled i relaxed, had my debit card so was ok for money. Still a horrible shock, could kick yourself as well. I'll send you the recipe, i haven't made it yet either. Hope your sipping a nice cool drink in the lovely warm evening, it's freezing here!

      9 weeks ago
    • Leonissimo
      luv Leonissimo

      Sorry to hear about your wallet AJ, hope it hasn't spoilt your plans too much.

      L

      9 weeks ago
    • Marta
      luv Marta

      I was coming on to wish you a happy holiday in Marseille but then read your wallet has been stolen. Sorry that this has happened. Hopefully, you'll be able to claim it all back on your insurance. Try not to let it ruin the rest of your holiday. Don't let the thief have that satisfaction.

      9 weeks ago
    • Isabel
      luv Isabel

      AJ - So sorry about your wallet being nicked :( A few years ago, I had my camera stolen in Paris. I lost all my holiday photos and was gutted. Your loss is much worse, though. The bastards should be strung up by their bits! Have you reported the theft to the local Police?

      Sending some love,
      xx

      9 weeks ago
    • Catriona Kearns
      luv Catriona Kearns

      Cnt belev ur walet was nicked. Durty cunts! Ru wit frnz?

      9 weeks ago via Mobile
    • Leonissimo
      Leonissimo

      Hmm not sure, I tried it at an exhibition-we went to visit a castle and got free food and champagne cos there was an art thing on- my cuz says it's a southern speciality. She sent me the recipe on a card and it's 'le cake au cantal', i spelt it wrong. Shame if you can't taste it though, make friends with someone's Maman and she might cook you some. Hope the sun is shining in Avignon, it's pouring down here-Zut allors! Does anyone really say that in France? Have Fun.
      L

      9 weeks ago
    • Marta
      luv Marta

      Thanks very much for telling me about the video of you singing on You Tube - you did really well. :)

      Just read on the top of your page that you was waiting for flight to Marseille. Hope you had a good time! I've just come back from Paris! :D

      9 weeks ago