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When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
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Run, romp, and play daily.
Thrive on attention and let people touch you
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“it is incredible what a dog has to put up with these days for a tin of questionable meat-by-products, a mat in the basement and an occasional pull through the park on the end of a leash,” a Spaniel named Buttons mused. “The baby talk, the indignity of being rolled over and having the personal bits exposed, the cheap tricks required when there is company. Sometimes I would just like to throw up my paws and get out of the dog game.”
“You’ll get no arguments from me” sighed Pierre, a Toy Poodle. “Look how they send me out blue bow in the hair, nails manicured, designer coat with embroidered monogram, tail provocatively clipped. I am a laughing stock. When I growl, the other dogs just throw me a kiss and ask if I would like to go dancing Saturday night, woo, woo.”
“Yes, chase a stupid ball, sit up and beg for a biscuit that’s been in a pocket for a week, and what’s the reward? A pat on the head. Then I cough and sneeze and break out in a rash.”
“You too? I thought I was the only one. I don’t know what it is but after I’ve been forced to sit on a lap, I itch for hours. It drives me nuts.”
“Too true. And then when you start scratching your ears or biting your tail area, they have the nerve to put you outside and write down Flea Collar on the shopping list. It is incredible. They always think they are so perfect.”
“What gets me is when they have a cold. They never cover their mouths when they are talking to you. They can sneeze right into your face without so much as a by-your-leave. In fact, the first thing they do when they get sick is force you to get into bed with them for company while they watch soap operas and sip tomato soup.”
“It is a miracle we aren’t all dead,” Buttons muttered. “They are always coming down with spots of some kind, especially the younger ones, and that’s when they want to hug you the most.”
“Never give it a second thought, do they?” Pierre responded. “If I had a dollar for every time one of them with bad breath wanted to put his face next to mine, I would be holidaying this very moment in the south of France with a big, brawny bulldog of the female persuasion, chasing cats for the occasional bit of exercise and saluting palm trees in our usual manner.”
“Do yours ever stumble in at 3 a.m. smelling of wine and cigarettes and then insist on taking you for a walk when all you want is to be left alone?”
“All the time.”
“You feel a real idiot standing out in the middle of the park, usually in the rain, with some bozo shouting, ‘Be a good boy!’ so half the city can hear. It is a constant wonder to me that more of them aren’t bitten on the leg than humane society reports show.”
“Thoughtless, that’s what they are. And every time they have an emotional crisis, they are always grabbing you around the neck, practically choking off your air, and saying, ‘You’re the only friend I have, Pierre’ or whatever.”
“Young women are the worst.”
“Yes, show me a young woman having problems with her boyfriend and I’ll show you a dog that is gasping for breath and bothered with a nervous rash from being lifted up when in a deep sleep without warning. At least men only shout at you when their love affairs go wrong.”
“Meanwhile, of course, they are always sending you to the vet to have surgery so your own romantic activities are, ahem, curtailed. Why do we put up with them?”
“I don’t know but it sure explains why we chew grass and throw up on their rugs0 Comments 958 days
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Doggie Facts
World’s largest dog: The worlds heaviest as well as longest dog ever recorded was an Old English Mastiff named Zorba. In 1989, Zorba weighed 343 lbs and was 8 feet 3 inches long from nose to tail!
World’s tallest dog: The tallest dog on record was named Shamgret Danzas. He was 42 inches tall (at the shoulder) and weighed 236 lbs.
World’s smallest dog: The smallest dog in history was a tiny Yorkie from Blackburn, England. At two years of age and fully grown this little dude was an incredible 2.5 inches tall by 3.75 inches long! He weighed only 4 ounces! He was approximately the size of a matchbox.
World’s oldest dog: The oldest dog that has been reliably documented was an Australian Cattle Dog named Bluey. He was put to sleep at the age of 29 years and 5 months!
World’s best drug sniffing dogs: A US Customs Labrador named Snag has made 118 drug seizures worth a canine record of $810 million. The greatest number of drug seizures by dogs is 969 in 1988. IN ONE YEAR! The team of Rocky and Barco patrolled the Texas and Mexico border, alias “Cocaine Alley.” They were so good that Mexican drug lords put a price of $30,000 on their heads.
All dogs, from German Shepherd to the tiny Poodle, are direct descendants of wolves. They can all breed together and produce fertile offspring. Technically they are of the same species.
Dogs can very easily regurgitate. If fact, after eating wolves can travel significant distances back to their dens and regurgitate the food at will to feed their pups!
Dogs can see colour but it is not as vivid a colour scheme as we see. It is much like our vision at night.
Some authorities estimate that some dogs’ sense of olfaction (smelling) is as high as I million times greater than ours.
Canis Major or The Great Dog: The great dog follows his master, Orion, as he makes his annual journey through the sky. Sirius, also known as the Dog Star, is located on the shoulder of Canis Major. It is the brightest in the heavens, and its name means sparkling and scorching, as it is nearest to the sun during the height of summer. This is where the term “Dog Days” comes from.
Argos or Argus, Ulysses’ hunting dog, was the only creature to recognize the Greek hero when he returned home disguised as a beggar after 20 years of adventure
Cerberus, the three-headed dog of Greek mythology, guarded the gates to the underworld.
Laika became the world’s first space traveller. Russian scientists sent the small animal aloft in an artificial earth satellite in 1957.
The basenji, an African wolf dog, is the only dog that cannot bark.
Irish Wolfhounds rank as the largest dog, the Chihuahuas as the smallest dog and the St. Bernard as the heaviest dog.
A dog’s heart beats between 70 and 120 times a minute, compared with a human heart which beats 70 to 80 times a minute0 Comments 958 days
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i like soft toys too but i always seem to chew all the fluff out of it and then use it to sleep on lol
Yeah, sweetie. . We got the internet for the little lappy. Lyn got the meteor to go one. . Seems good! My one it 3. . And its not at all bad! Hope you get one now too. Then you will be able to e~bay away! Hope it works for you honey xoxo
Hiya honey. . How you doing? Hope you had a good day today?
Any strange with you? How is the voice? All back to normal now, I hope! Any news? Lotsa love xoxo 
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I dumped max as he was never online
i will 2 haha x x
Neither do we its just patch is spoild
Were fine were missing patch nd mummy Der away in Wexford were in kennels patch is lucky! Our cousins are Lucie and buster patch is with Lucie and buster at d mo Der Cumin home 2mro
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hey.im gud.u?? sara feelin better?? xXx
God, honey. . Thats awful! Hope they can come to some kind of agreement! People shouldn't have to live like that! Its just too cruel! And the poor man with the broken boiler! Thats just Nasty! Welll, babee. . I am going to hit the bed. Getting sleepy.
Will chat to you tomorrow. Loads of love, and have a lovely Sunday!! Xoxo 
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Yeah. . You SHOULD give it another try! Some things change in a few months!
I do hope that meeting with the landlord goes your way, doll! Thats tough alright! xoxo 
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Oops. . Just realised I never put the luvage in with the first message!
Here it comes~~~~> xoxo
Yeah. . After I reread your message, i realised what you meant!
People can be so cruel sometimes, cant they? And it is a shame that you have a pc and a lappy, and cant get the internet! Try the pay as you go broadband like us. . Works out okay. . And you can get just one week's worth of credit if its a broke week! Handy! Loves ya loads xoxo 
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Hey honey, thought you had abandoned me!
How ya doing sweetie? Yeah. . I cant believe I actually got the lappy. Its a beautiful big Toshiba one! Lyn wanted a little baby one 'cos she only really uses it for bebo and facebook! And its Sooo handy and small to carry around! I LOVE the big ones! 
and yes, I agree with you! Bebo IS more colourful, and gives more about your personality than facebook. . But love the apps on facebook too! What site were you on about of your daughter's? Are they really THAT bad? Some luvage for you, babee. ~~~~>> xoxo
Helllooo sweetie, how you this morning? Hope all is good with you!
Guess what? I am now the proud owner of a lappy! Yippee! I got Lyn a mini one. . And I now own the big baby! Hee hee! All we need now is another mobile broadband thingy. . Getting that tomorrow! Sooo nice not to keep handing the lappy back every time it needs a charge! Got lappy AND charges right next to my chair. . Sooo God help everyone. . Will be on it day and night! Now. . Excitement over. . Any news with you? Do hope all is going well for you again! You and me seem to be the only ones online! Ha ha 
Love ya loads sweetie xoxo 
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Yip real expensive Louis is well known at the vets unfortunatly
Its ongoing coz he has some kind of doggie motor neurone thing which means he forgets to pick his feet up and its why he licks things off,,he can't feel his feet,,licked his nail right off down to the bone 
,,he also needs a face lift coz his muscles are wastin,,,but i'll get one before him 
Tut,,thats bad,,we have parkin round the back,,,but that didn't stop a drunk from the club next door fallin onto it,,,mad as hell i was about that,,still am
Trina xx