Honda Civic Opening Party 2008
Mark: Please welcome the headliners for the 2008 Honda civic tour.. PANIC AT THE DISCO! They’re dreamy! They’re so hot! They‘re so talented! They kinda look like little guys from Oliver Twist!

Ryan: "We have alot of sleeves… between everyone in the band.. we have 8 sleeves.."
Brendon: "we've got alot of long sleeves... and you'd better be careful.. cos there’s alot of crap up there.."

Ryan: The birthday song... by the Beatles.. its like.. -Brendon bursts into song then suddenly stops- its like they wrote the birthday song.. its like writing the Christmas song..
Brendon: 'AND they made it universal. Happy birthday to YOU its my birthday TOO.. psh I’d join in'

Ryan: "I remember Brendon doing Gollum impressions at our first practice..”
Brendon: 'that is so not true.. okay its true.. that’s how i joined the band.. i had to audition in a Gollum voice.. but it got me in the band..”

Ryan: "the Ryan Brendon sex tape. Which is obviously completely true..'
Brendon: 'well yeah.. yeah why wouldn’t it be?"
Brendon: "People just wanna see us have sex. or they want our death. They wanna see us die."
Brendon: "You know.. the nice… gentle.. -Begins to touch Ryan’s head-"

Brendon: "-looks at Mark… Mark points at himself- okay, our main influences are... blink 182, +44 aaaand Mark Hoppus.. and those 3 are my main"

Lady: “I wanna know if… any of you are available” –Ryan, Jon and Spencer point to Brendon-
Brendon: -Coughs into mic.- imnotgettingmarried…”
Ryan: “That’s news to me…”
Jon: “Yeah Brendon is the only single one in the band right now.. awwwww”
Ryan: “He’s pretty lonely so…”
Mark: “He’s not lovable that’s why. There’s a hole in his heart and he’s trying to fill it with music and empty shows... so... don’t fall for it. He’s not worth your love. He’s not worth your attention or time... so…the front man of the band... all front men are hollow and empty inside.."

Lady: “So what’s happened with the exclamation mark, why has it gone?”
Brendon: “Well.. Its lost right now.. But when we find it, i'm sure It’ll go back in… Then it’ll run away again.. Then it’ll have to go back in.. I miss it yeah, sorry.”

Lady: “How is the new album different from the old one?”
Jon: “Well… Our new album will be different from the last album cos there’ll be all new songs on it...”

Mark: “OHH… What would you guys being doing if you weren’t in the band.. Bachelor number one.. –Passes mic. to Brendon-“
Brendon: “If I wasn’t in the band.. I’d be doing land surveying right now.. which probley isn’t the answer you wanted to hear..” -walks off- -comes back-
Ryan: “He used to be land surveyor.. He also used to have a awesome tan too... I might work at it”
Brendon: ‘I wasn’t always white… and I looked pretty good.’
Ryan: “What would you do Jon?”
Jon: “I’d probley open up my own animal shelter...’ –awws from audience and huge aww from Ryan-
Brendon: -shouts- "NO! HE HATES ANIMALS! THAT’S A LIE!"
Spencer: "I’d open up my own orphanage…"

Mark: "YES! Wait no.. turn my mic back on! Don’t shout and scream until I tell you too.. now!”

Brendon: “I agree. I concur… Hey mark what’s up?”

Mark: “By the way.... They didn’t go with my idea which was a car that ran on baby seal eyes and whale blood... that’s waaay off script... Sorry about that...Are you guys ready to show off your cool eco. ride?”
Brendon: “Totally ready…”
Mark: “Super duper ready... So at this moment we will all count down together like we did -checks watch- 10 days ago when it was new years.. 5 4 3 2 1 CAR! OHH LOOK AT THE CAR! Now guys lets gather around the car so that the fellows and ladies in the press may take photos for various photo outlets... I’m gonna move the micro phones and ruin the next song for everybody.”

Hinter zur Straße, wo wir begonnen haben
Gefühl ebenso gut als Liebhaber können und Sie wissen
Klar fühlen wir so gut
Holt Dinge ab, die wir nicht lesen sollten
Sieht aus wie das Ende der Geschichte, während wir wissen
Es ist nur das Ende von der Welt
Hinter zur Straße wo wir haben begonnen
Gefühl ebenso gut als Liebe und Sie könnten und Sie können

In einen Ort, wo Gedanken ausbreiten können
In ein Zimmer, wo es neun nachmittags ist
Und wir wissen, dass es sein könnte
Und wir wissen, dass es sollte
Und Sie wissen, dass Sie es zu fühlen

Weil es neun nachmittags ist
Und Ihre Augen sind die Größe vom Mond
Sie könnten, weil Sie so Sie können, machen
Wir fühlen so gut, nur der Weg, den wir machen
Wenn es neun nachmittags ist
Ihre Augen sind die Größe vom Mond
Sie könnten, weil Sie so Sie können, machen
Wir fühlen so gut

Brendon Urie
- "Hey, I'll be a pretty boy for money"
- "Jesus isn't real" [during a radio interview in cleveland]
- "Off the chain...off the wall"
- "What am I supposed to do!? 'Honey, I love you.' What is this!"
- "This is the seduction room...where I'm completely seduced by a stripper."
- "This is my first break. I hope this occurs more often...I like this."
- "WHOA! There's a one eyed cat running around here...it guards the stairwell."
- "Yeah, I man-handled that cop."
- "You smell so slutty right now."
- "Trip hop cabaret dance punk."
- "I don't have any pets, so I get to walk around the house naked. So I'm more free."
- "I made a video of it and put it on YouTube, it's called 'Dan Angel. Snow Freak.'"
- "I love Ryan as well."
- "He's just so attractive, I can't shut my eyes." [joking about sleeping in a bunk near Ryan]
- "I have my mother's hips...I have an apple bottom."
- "Piano lessons are in right now."
- "One year I was Subzero from Mortal Combat." [on past Halloween costumes]
- "WHAT? I'm not going to answer that question. Let's move on to the chocolate."
- "If I was a serial killer? How I would kill somebody? I'm actually a very compulsive person ... I'd chainsaw people."
- "If you're going to be eating, just don't, because all you're wrappers are going to be trash later on so...just don't eat."
- "If they had a Victoria's Secret, I'd be found browsing around it. I'm not going to lie, I'm curious, alright!?" [when asked what store he'd be found in if locked in a mall]
- "We're the manliest of men."
- "My balls dropped finally! I got hairs on them and have become hairy in places I didn't realize was possible."
- "Could I imagine being a piano? That'd be awesome. I'd throw a D-minor at you to make you sad, then an F-major to make you happy!"
- "Oh yeah, I've got one 'There Once Was a Man From Natucket,'..."

Jon Walker
- "I dunno, I put an ad in the yellow pages and they just called me up" [when asked how he was recruited]
- "I look like I'm delivering milk"
- "How are you supposed to make love to a woman"
- "This is tough, a hard day at the office"
- "It wasn't my idea...sorry!"
- "We've been taking yoga classes."
- "I'm allergic to candy. I've never gone trick-or-treating once."
- "If you don't have the record ... buy it because ... it'll blow your face off." [in ref. to Muse's album 'Origin to Symmetry']
- "We'll eat your flesh."
- "We're Randy! at the Disco."
- "...'Cause they don't give a fartknocker."
- "Don't use your parent's credit card." [When asked what advice he had for buying condoms for the first time.]
- "I'm Jon from Panic! at the Disco, and uh, I'd have to say between breasts, legs, or butts, I'm a fan of the whole package. So, as long as they're proportional, it's good, for me."
- "Um, I know that it's uh, a lot of people are skeptical about it, so if it's true then I hope, you know, I wish the planet the best of luck."
- "Yeah we carpool to every show."
- "I would like everyone to walk when possible because not only will it save our planet, but you uh, can stay in shape! Stay fit. Yeah. Stay ready."
- "Right now, I am wearing Sensual Amber. It's a new holiday scent."
- "The first time I met Brendon, we ended up singing the soundtrack to Aladdin because he had it on his iPod."
- "Actually, our whole goal for this CD is to create a close relationship with Dr. Dre. You know, getting some sort of business plan worked out. I mean, the guy's a genius."
- "There's 'Folkin' Around', 'I Don't Got a Shirt, But I've Got a Hat'. And who could forget 'Fill Me Up With Porridge'".

Ryan Ross
- "We wanted Brendon to get shot out of a canon" [when asked what was one impossible thing they wanted to do for a live show]
- "We need to have alot of mustaches in our videos..."
- "I wish the camera could smell my armpits. Dude, mine smell good."
-"We wrote "Fever" in chronological order so the next one will probably be a progression from the second ha