This blog will be ongoing as the quotes get more ludacris!

Fiona " I don't actually want Lloyd to win the X Factor.....I just want to beast him"
Euan "Katie Price is so lucky! I wish Peter Andre was my husband" - said by my boyfriend ladies and gents lol
Fiona " That Michael Buble can sing like a motherfucker!!"
Fiona " Is that guy from the X Factor called Rikki Lonley?"
Fiona " Steph, we are pioneers of fashion, we can waer what we want!!"
Steph and Fiona (at any given oppertunity) "GOD DAMN!!!!"
Kelly "Well.....he's legal!" Talking about Lloyd lol

"Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them.” - Carrie

“Maybe all men are a drug. Sometimes they bring you down and sometimes, like now, they get you so high." Carrie

You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'.” Samantha

“But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous.” Carrie

“From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be true—he probably is. Samantha

I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. But in those fantasies, I was running over them with a truck.” Carrie

“Charlotte: Imagine, being blind and not being able to see a beautiful day like today. Can you think of anything worse?
Anthony: Stonewashed jeans and a matching jacket.”

I love you, but I love myself more.” Samantha

“Carrie: Honey, if it hurts so much, why are we going shopping?
Samantha: I have a broken toe, not a broken spirit.”
Samantha's terrified to get an AIDS test...
Samantha: What if I have it?
Carrie: You don't have it.
Samantha: Sometimes it takes me a really long time to get over a cold.
Carrie: That's not AIDS, that's central air conditioning

Samantha: "I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you."
Carrie: "Yes, it's airborne."


"What am I supposed to say? "Hi, this is my lesbian lover. And p.s.: I'm done with dick"? Samantha

"So what are we going to do? Sit around bars, sipping Cosmos and sleeping with strangers when we're eighty?" Carrie

" My vagina's depressed" Charlotte

"I'm dating skid-marks guy. When your boyfriend is so comfortable that he cannot be bothered to wipe his ass, there's a problem." Miranda

Charlotte: "Oh my God! Vagina weights!"
Samantha: "Honey, my vagina waits for no man"

"That's the thing about needs. Sometimes when you get them met, you don't need them anymore." Carrie

Miranda: "It's my clitoris, not the sphinx!"
Carrie: "I think you just found the title of your autobiography !"

Charlotte: "How can she be pregnant? That woman is like fifty years old!"
Samantha:"...and married to a fag!"


"I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel." Samantha

"I'm looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love. And I don't think that love is here in this expensive suite in this lovely hotel in Paris" Carrie


Female police officer: "Ma'am, it's against city law to deface public property."
Samantha: "This man said he loved me and I caught him eating another woman's pussy."
Female police officer: "Carry on, ma'am."

"Welcome to the age of un-innocence" Carrie

'I'm a 'trisexual'. I'll try anything once.' Samantha

'He did something to me that was so perverse! Okay, I'm just going to say it. He tried to hold my hand.' Samantha


'Is your vagina listed in the New York City guide books?! Because it should be - hottest spot in town! Always open!' Charlotte (to Samantha)

Carrie; I have to go.
Big: Hey, Carrie, thanks for being here. I'll call you.
Carrie: For what? We're so over, we need a new word for over.

Carrie: Oh! Hear that? It's midnight. The official end to what will now be known as 'the day I got arrested for smoking a doobie.'

Carrie: Yesterday I almost did it with him on a park bench in front of children.
Samantha: What stopped you?
Carrie: Common decency?!
Samantha: Oh, that.

"When Charles Dickens wrote ‘It was the best of times, it was the worst of times,' I believe he must have been having an affair with his married ex-boyfriend." Carrie

"Dirty Martini? Di