1. Do you know their full name? What is it? Cindy Ferguson (either she has no middle name or I‘ve forgotten it)

2. What is your favourite thing about them? Her personality

3. What is the worst thing about them? Her temper

4. Are you their friend? *looks at you like what the fuck do you think*

5. Do you think they’re pretty? Yes, but she doesn’t agree. At all.

6. What's the worst thing that they could possibly do to hurt you? Betray me, or worse, stop being my friend. Just start hating me. That would be the worst thing. I would probably kill myself if that happened. No joke.

7. Do you consider them your friend? You’re an idiot, did you know that?

8. Do you have a crush on them? Did you ever? No, and yeah once but it passed.

9. Have they ever really hurt you? When? Only once. She found something out, and she was just dead for awhile, she just said three simple words, “leave me alone”, but they shattered my soul. She knows this. I’ve forgiven her.

10. Have you ever wanted to tell them something that you couldn't? Will you tell them now? No, I haven’t ever not told her something because I can’t. And if I did I would. (There was a question I wanted to ask, and still do, but it‘s a pointless question that has a variable answer.)

1. What's their first name?
Cindy
2. Does he or she have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Yup. (Hi Mike!)
3. Do you know a secret about them no one else knows?
Probably.
4. How old is the person?
15
5. Has she ever cooked for you?
nope, I've cooked a pasta snack and frozen enchiladas for her though. mmmm...gotta love them enchiladas.
6. Is this person older than you?
Yup, by a a year and a bit.
7. When was the last time you thought about them?
Before now? When I discoevered that she is my number 1 and not Yany...whoops.
8. Are you related to this person
I wish
9. Are you really close to him/her?
Yeah
10. Nicknames?
Cindyness, Cinds, Apple, Kitten (hehe Lambie)
11. How many times do you talk to this person in a week?
Not Enough
12. Do you think they will repost this?
hopefully
13. Could you live without this person?
I don't think do
14. Why is this person your No. 1 on ur friends list
Well I THOUGHT Yany was but apparently not.
15. How long have you known this person?
Since last year.
16. Have you ever been to the mall with this person?
Uhm yeah several times
17. Have you ever had a sleepover with this person
Yup
18. If you ever moved away would you miss this person
Absobloodylutely. Half the reason we're so close is because she lives a 20 minute walk from me. (I'm the halfway point between her and Subway lol)
19. Have you ever given this person something really important to you?
Yeah, I lent her my Fortune Cards. Otherwise, no, just my secrets.
20. Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?
Nope, I leave all the stupid illegal things to her.
21. Do you know everything about this person?
I think so, but maybe not.
22. Would you date this person's siblings?
Uhm Iuno....he's alright but apparently he's a bit of a dick.
23. What is this person's favorite color?
Black and....red....or....purple?
24. Have you ever made something with this person?
Yes. More insane people!!
25. Have you and him/her fought before?
Nope.
26. Have you gone skinny dipping with this person
No...but if she's willing...
27. Does this person have a fetish?
uhm not really. Except going "itchitchitchitchitch" when she's itching herself, or squealing and rolling into a ball when you touch the base of her neck. XD
28. Is he/her on drugs?
Quite possibly.
29. Do you know this person's shoe size?
Uhm yeah a 9 I think
30. Have you ever worn this person's clothes?
Nope, but she's worn mine.
31. Have you and him/her made up a hand shake?
No lol.
32. If it was "freaky friday" would you switch bodies with this person?
Hmmmmm maybe
33. Has this person ever seen you dance?
Hell no and it's gonna stay that way!!
34. Have you ever heard this person sing?
Yeah
35. Do you and this person have a saying?
Not really.
37. Do you know this persons best friend?
Me and....Mike I suppose?
38. Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted more than 2 days?
No
39. Does this person cry a lot?
Not really but when she does it's a bloody waterfall (jk babe I love you)
40. have you ever met any of this persons ex's?
Yeah one but just once or twice. He's nice.
41. Have you and this person gone clubbing??
Nope. It'll probably stay that way, we're not really dancers.
42. Do you and this person talk a lot?
Uhm yeah
43. Have you licked this person?
nope, but she has assured me that she tastes bad. I believe her. I'm taking her word for it.
44. Has this person yelled at you?
Uhm no, she doesn't really yell.
45. Have you and this person got into a fist fight?
Nope, she'd beat the shit out nof me.
46. Do you want to be friends with them forever?
Yesh!!!!! *hugs*

woke up this morning what a lovely day,
Took the shotgun out of the display,
For it had much slaying to do,
Of a certain race who infuriate you.

Killll themmm, wherever you may be,
I am the lord of the chav killing spree,
And ill shoot you all, wherever you may be,
Leave you at the side of the road gladly.

Went down to the local macy d's,
And there they were infeting like fleas,
Vandalising the shop next door,
Spotty basterds and ugly hoars.

Killll themmm, wherever you may be,
I am the lord of the chav killing spree,
And ill shoot you all, wherever you may be,
Exterminating chavs permermently.

So I laid down fire, and they fell like flies,
I aimed at the spots right between the eyes,
I buried their bodys and no one cared,
It must be hard being exicu-u-ted.

Killll themmm, wherever you may be,
I am the lord of the chav killing spree,
And ill shoot you all, wherever you may be,
Leave you at the side of the road gladly.

Killll themmm, wherever you may be,
Will they pass a GCSE,
Still permitting great britain-e,
I hate you cunts on reservetry...