Johnsie Long-Legs Mac Thorne

I'm going to annoy everyone off my Bebo page...

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  • Male, 19, Luv 40
  • from Deilginis (Dalkey for any of you West Brits)
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About Me

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Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Me, Myself, and I
I'm James to most, Jimbo ("!!!" is optional) to one and "dude" to my text buddy! Party at my house was goooood (that's right, 5 'o's) except for the cleanup. Suffice to say, a skip just down the road was mysteriously filled with a bag of empties...




www.pkire.com
Music
I'm stuck in the 70's darling!
Films
All time greats: 12 Angry Men, Donnie Darko, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Anchorman

Most recent movie: Sweeny Todd. Hehe, Londoners are full of shit...
Sports
I'm on my way to becoming a triathalon man! stay tuned James fans...
Scared Of
Jellyfish (ask Susan, she loves telling that story) and tests. Girls are fairly scary too...
Did you know?
Despite my general amazingness, I have one major fault. My right collarbone is made of balsa wood and held together by spit and prayers. Prayers aimed at Jebus.

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  • Epic convo on MSN with Phil

    Phil says:
    yeah ,but youre forgetting the fact that most of my family are english and that im 1/2 english. which proves my point. U look at me as just another pole, but i really dont give a shit... cuz its dickheads like you that think they have it all, 
    James Thorne says:
    ...
    James Thorne says:
    fuckin' poles
    James Thorne says:
    DUDE!
    James Thorne says:
    I'm only messing!
    James Thorne says:
    I'm gonna post you some chill pills
    Phil says:
    Yeah, well im not mate...  Ive had it up to here.. why dont you start thinking of other people as equals no matter which fucking country theyre from. Its not my fault my mother was born in Poland... Guess where i was born? Yeah thats right- London, precisely croydon, precisely 22 Lombard Avenue. Flat number 8. Now, what passport do i have? yeah it aint polish. Its english. Can i speak polish.? No.
    James Thorne says:
    ...
    James Thorne says:
    fuckin' English
    Phil says:
    yeah whatever. im god damn proud where i come from and wouldnt change it for anything. I love Ireland but its people like you that make it all shit.. Still, look at you- I mean, who in their fuckin right mind would want to be you? Come on mate, honestly?
    James Thorne says:
    ...
    James Thorne says:
    ...single celled organisms?
    Phil says:
    What you??
    Phil says:
    Not even buddy, dont flatter yourself?
    James Thorne says:
    fights on the internet are like the special olympics
    James Thorne says:
    even if you win, you're still retarded
    James Thorne says:
    therefore, I choose to bait you into making an even bigger eejit of yourself
    James Thorne says:
    *smily face*
    Phil says:
    well, whatever mate. I thought you werent like the rest of them, but unfortunately i was incorrect. So go ahead and be ignorant. All i gotta say is I FUCKING LOVE WHERE I COME FROM AND YOU CAN SHOVE OFF YOU RIGHT OUT DICK SUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!!!! FUCKING SOUTHER!! and btw, youre the retarded one!!!
    James Thorne says:
    CAPITAL LETTERS MEAN I AM ANGRY!!!111ONE
    Phil says:
    Good for you. See you hopefully never again!!!
    Phil says:
    *angry face*
    James Thorne says:
    *angry face* MEANS I AM THUMPING THE KEYBOARD IN PRIMAL RAGE!!!!!111ONE
    James Thorne says:
    thanks for the schitzengiggles dude
    Phil says:
    yeah. fuck ogg
    Phil says:
    fuck off

    2 Comments 414 days

  • Should I start writing to this thing? Ah sure, why not?

    So...

    Blog.

    Yeah.

    I'll write this

    when I

    come

    up with something

    to write

    about.

    1 Comment 602 days

  • ?

    Opening Credits:
    Give It Up-ZZ Top

    Waking Up:
    3 Little Birds-Bob Marley (nice and lighthearted!)

    First Day At School:
    So Much Thinds To Say-Bob Marley (I is a wigger, it would seem)

    Falling In Love: Please Don't Make Me Cry-UB 40


    Fight Song: Stop-Delerentos (I'm a pacifist)


    Breaking Up: The Night Before-The Beatles (interesting)


    Prom: Waiting-Delerontos


    Life's OK: 7 Shades Of Black-Smashing Pumpkins (This thing is broken)


    Mental Breakdown: The Heathen-Bob Marley


    Driving: Ruby-Kaiser Chiefs


    Flashback: Groovin'-UB40


    Getting Back Together: Spirits In The Material World-The Police


    Birth of Child: Old Yellow Bricks-Arctic Monkeys


    Wedding: I Don't Want To Miss A Thing-Aerosmith (most apt, methinks)


    Final Battle: Viva Las Vegas-ZZ Top


    Death Scene: Basis Of Everything-Delerontos


    Funeral Song: Rough Boy-ZZ Top (Better prom scene)


    End Credits: Recconect-Director

    I'm doing this again when I sort out my ITunes lol

    0 Comments 723 days

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Roxanne by Sting & The Police
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Angel by Massive Attack
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Three Little Birds by Bob Marley & The Wailers
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I Shot The Sheriff by Bob Marley & The Wailers
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Dazed and Confused by Led Zeppelin
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Rock and Roll by Led Zeppelin
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Symphony of Destruction (full song) by Megadeth
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I hope this song puts it in perspective...
Love Will Tear Us Apart by Joy Division
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stuck in the 70's?........enjoy.this is the dark side of the 70s the light side is the jackson 5 who also rock. jd have many better songs than this ...but still.tune!
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  • Stephen Turner
    Stephen Turner

    Hey John, long time no see; hows you?
    Been doing any PK l8ly?

    30 weeks ago
  • Oisin Woods
    Oisin Woods

    oh i could have sworn he told people he spoke polish i heard him speak it before.

    58 weeks ago
  • Alice
    Alice

    Chain...?? No!! I do have a pretty blingin badge tho!! :D :D :L

    60 weeks ago
  • Helen Dwyer
    luv Helen Dwyer

    hey der hows u? av u recoverd from last week...bet ya dont miss my talkin all night?lol..
    any news? xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    64 weeks ago
  • Jack
    Jack

    hey talk about falling off the radar, after tuesday i havent heard a peep out of u and if i try ring u my phone just says it cant connect, im beginning 2 wonder if uve just started 2 fade out of exsistence

    66 weeks ago
  • John Mckenzie

    howdy Mervyn Im new to your area and dont really know anyone. I have pics on msn messenger, hit me back on jane26white@live.com

    68 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Lil'Z.X
    Lil'Z.X

    Ur lousy..u never lft me a coment syn happy bdy..o ya thnx . So mch 4 family..lol..

    71 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Graham Knight
    Graham Knight

    none of the jocks are around anyway they are all in argentina

    73 weeks ago
  • Gill Haverty
    Gill Haverty

    WOOOOOOW

    amazinng skin much!?!


    :D


    Xx

    77 weeks ago
  • Fiona Phelan
    luv Fiona Phelan

    Oops forget the love lol

    80 weeks ago
  • Fiona Phelan
    Fiona Phelan

    I just made it a Top 30 and you happened to be there! :L

    I mean... eh... yeah I put you in purposfully cos I'm soo nice and cool.

    And Bree Van De Camp is a Godess among women, excuse you!
    Pfft!

    Have love also :D

    80 weeks ago
  • Lil'Z.X
    Lil'Z.X

    Omg u have a new couz...its a mgurl...ahhhhhhh...xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
     xxx

    81 weeks ago
  • Brittany
    luv Brittany

    JAMES!

    aaaaaaaaaaaaah

    we never talk anymoreee.

    81 weeks ago