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- Jack's Daddy
- Me, Myself, and I
- Well well well I am currently working as a Self Storage Manager in Leith. I am currently the Snooker Club Champion in Musselburgh!!! I am now a proud daddy to wee Jack who is such a gorgeous wee boy and so far (Touch Wood) has gave us no trouble!!! I am a season ticket holder at Tynecastle watching the famous Heart Of Midlothian AKA Edinburgh's No.1 Pub Team and there is nothing better than pumping the WEE TEAM!!! IN VLAD WE TRUST AND BELIEVE THE FUTURE'S MAROON!!! Come on the Hearts!!! I am taking golf more seriously now that I have got my golf membership sorted out if I get the time!!!!
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- The Other Half Of Me
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My Lovely Fiancee/Mummy To Jack, She Is Amazing!!
- Music
- I like The Killers, The Fratellis, The View, The Kaiser Chiefs, The Beatles, The Kinks, R.E.M, Erasure, Queen, The Artic Monkeys, Fall Out Boy, Bloc Party, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Maximo Park, Klaxons, Snow Patrol, U2, Depeche Mode. Can't beat Dance Tunes before heading out on the lash!!!There are loads more but I like loads of tunes so can't list them all!!
- Films & TV
- Little Britain, Cruel Intentions, All Matrix Films, Braveheart, All Die Hard Films, All Police Academy, American Pie, Scary Movie, Childs Play, Two Pints Of Lager & A Packet Of Crisps, Grown Ups, Still Game, Chewin' The Fat, Family Guy.
- Sports
- I play a lot of snooker, golf and I have my season ticket at Tynecastle to watch Edinburgh's No.1 Pub Team Heart Of Midlothian. Going to the gym 3 times a week to get myself fitter!!!
- Scared Of
- Lightning, Ghosts, Heights & The continuation of getting my heart broken!!!
- Happiest When
- Sleeping, Spending time with my lovely girlfriend Fiona she is amazing, Hearts winning and being above the Hibs in the league, Playing Poker!!!
- Baby Jack
- Baby Jack was born at 6.10am on Monday 11th May 2009, What a gorgeous wee boy me and Fiona have!!! I can't till father & son take trips to Tynecastle to watch Hearts when he is old enough!!!
- Highest Snooker Break
- 110
I have made 11 Centuries in total to date.
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Good one liners about the other sex!!!
GIRL PUT DOWNS
She had a f*nny like a stab wound in a gorilla"s back
Look"s like she"s been dooking for apples in a chip pan
Had more hands up her than sooty!
Shes got a face like a dog lickin pi*h off a nettle.
It looks like she"s been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!
She"s got a face that could make an onion cry.
I wouldn"t ride her into battle.
Everyone has a right to be ugly, but she abuses the privilege
I wouldnt do her with a rusty pole
Mair chins than a chinese phone book
She smells like an alkies carpet
She has seen more japseyes than an oriental optician
It"s like sha*gin a pail of water.
It"s like sha*gin the sleeve off a wizards cloak!
She"s killed more co*ks than a fowl butcher
Fa*ny like a ripped out fireplace
Face like a sand blasted tomato
Ar*e like a bag of washing
She sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant
She"s seen more helmets than Hitler
Face like a stuntman"s knee
She"s got a fa*ny like a badly packed kebab
Like opening the window and sha*ging the night
She"s seen more co*kends than weekends
I left her with a face like a painter"s radio
Fa*ny like a clowns pocket
Fa*ny like a Hippo"s yawn
She"s that ugly not even a sniper would take her out
I bet she"s got a fa*ny like a pub carpet
More pri*ks than a second hand dartboard.
Face like a blind joiners thumb
Shes done more lengths than Duncan Goodhew
She"s been shot over more times than Sarajevo
Even the tide wouldn"t take her out
Got more finger prints on her than Scotland Yard
Handled more balls than Dino Zoff
Pi*h flaps like John Waynes saddle bags
She had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout
A chunt like a burst couch
A face like she"s been ram raiding on scooters
Shes had more seamen than Saltcoats
Shes seen more stiffs than Quincy!
Shes seen more cokes than a bottle of bacardi!
C*cked more times than Elmer Fudds shotgun0 Comments 718 days
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3: JC - 188
4: Stephen - 178
5: Daddy - 178
6: Fiona - 163
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1 week ago
Kirsten Robson
hey james, soz neva stopped to talk on sun was in a bit of a rush!!! hope u and jack r well and fiona too x
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scooby25 weeks agocongrates mate, hope everything is well look forward to seein u one day with ur son cheering on the jambos lol
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25 weeks ago
Ryan Kelly
James, well done and all the best - lets hope the first words aint WHEN ARE HIBS PLAYIN DADDY!
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JC25 weeks agoDon't be silly, wrap yer willy???? Yer no exactly the best advert for contraceptives amigo!!!! Congratulations on the birth o yer wee boy, hope he has his mammie's looks, n no yours (cheeky fucker, aren't I?) On a serious note, really happy for ye mate.....get some pics o the future Celtic striker oan yer profile....laters chief....all the best
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Kerry Clark25 weeks ago
Congrats on your new arrival ford pie..... would be lovely to see you soon x In reply to: "Jack Thomas Ford was born today at 6.10am! Mummy and Jack are doing great
" by Daddy Ford
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Lawrie Neilson
WOOOOO HOOOOOOO!!!
I've not given Luv for ages and today my friend seems like a great day to give it to you.
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Fiona Ferguson
thanks for the luv, me and wee fordy really appreciate. i just wish baby would stop hanging on and decide to put in an appearance cos i don't think i can deal wi any more examinations! x x x x x
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Fiona Ferguson
The suspense is killing u?? the bloody pains from my pelvis is about crippling me!! hopefully we wont have much longer to wait .....well maybe just a few more days and a 16 hour labour! xxxxxxxxxx
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Jacqui Malone27 weeks ago
Hey!!!
Yeah course as long as the wee one is healthy!!!
Nice names thou....Love Jack for a boy!!!
Well hope all goes well...speak to you when your a Daddy!!!!Xxxxx
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Jacqui Malone28 weeks ago
Hey!!!
Not long till your a daddy!!!
Hope all goes well...!!
All names in mind??Xxxx
he is a wee sweetheart Much hugs xxxx
grrrrrrrrrrrr
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